Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eddie, get your men in here! Hit it!
Our son's walking in here any minute. Why don't you worry about that?
Yes, but we have people coming for dinner.
Do you hate each other?
- Or the trunk of the Beamer. The trunk of the Beamer's a good place. - No, no.
- Wow. - Oh, honey.
- It was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York. - Oh, God.
- All right, go, go, go. We'll stall the cops. - [George Groaning]
but I have had enough!
- ♪ [Humming] - [Doorbell Rings]
Anyone get a good look at you?
You were so afraid of being wrong, you never made a choice.
I’m Santa Claus!
You take Main Street and you turn left on Domino Square.
- A Bohemian Christmas! I'm up for that! - What the hell...
- Dinner's canceled. - We can't cancel dinner. I mean, they're on the road.
Now, tell me about this doctor guy.
♪ Dreams ♪
Wanna play ball?
and we can open the presents whenever we want!
things don't go your fuckin' way.
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
- We'll be back soon. - What about Siskel?
Me Older Jewish Woman
Yeah, yeah. I heard you!
You know, I think things are gonna be different with Dad.
♪ Ashes to ashes ♪
Aye aye aye aye aye aye! [Making Noises]
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
♪ It's time for us to close this circle ♪
- Hello? - Caroline?
and he said he'll give $ 100,000 to anyone who captures this guy.
Medium! Favorite Christmas movie evah
Right! And the loan was same situation...
Well, maybe what you should do is go and, um...
[Barking Continues]
[Snorts, Sighs]
I Fucking Hate Him
Don't talk to me. Shut up.
my husband had just died. I was all alone.
Expecting company?
My marriage was arranged, in fact.
What?
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
[Ringing Continues]
I'm happy to give my children everything.
♪ I'm weary ♪
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
No, no, no. Thank you so much, Gus. Finally somebody else sees.
You're a criminal. What purpose could you serve?
- This man has been terrorizing the entire county. - Look.
- Merry Christmas, Lloyd! - Phil, Steve, merry Christmas.
and it didn't work out, what did you do?
between two people, it's sometimes a good idea to, uh...
You don't know what you want. You blame everybody else for it.
Jesse, quick, take Gus to the path through the woods.
clear the road and slowly introduce exit signs.
Pigs.
Matt, why don’t you eat me.
- [Gunshot] - [Caroline Screams]
And when we get back, you're gonna crawl into it, okay?
I know. Some guy robbin' people on Christmas Eve?
You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want...
Look, you're making a mistake. I could help you out, you know.
- Okay, please hurry. - Okay, bye.
♪ Life keeps me waiting ♪
Murray. How are ya, pal?
- Can you hang on just one second please? - Oh, you happen to know.!
- Could you be more careful with them? - I'm sorry.
Keep it moving. Keep moving.
Well, you made it sound like it was yours. 'I run an antique store.
- May I see some identifiication, please? - Certainly, sir.
You forget, buddy. I have been married to him for 15 years.
Shut up! It’s Christmas.
Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
- Push rewind. - Uh... is this it?
They have no experience. Nothing ever happens in this town.
- We have gifts in the car in back. - Shut up!
- If you don't mind, the corpse still has the foor. - [Poker Hits Floor]
I think we can get out of these. Oh, move your body!
Why don't you go on Oprah and get it over with? Christ!
Coffee?
What do you do except take up fuckin' space?
Slipper socks! Oh, I have wanted these for so long.
Hey, hey, kid. Kid, that's enough.
over the fiireplace?
Chessboard, chessboard.
[Sighs]
Un-fuckin'-believable.
[Doorbell Rings]
Capital L, small I, small A, small R, Period
- I think it's cool, Aunt Caroline. - Thank you.
- How long? - Hour, hour and a half.
I'll get him. Back in a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down.
- How many more after this? - Sixteen.
- All right. No. - No. Thank you. Thank you.
[Lloyd] Does it involveJesse?
If they're not, I'll blackmail him. See ya, Gus.
- [Phil] Who was it? - I don't know. Hung up.
At least I'd be alive. Be better than living with a corpse.