Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How many more after this? - Sixteen.
- ♪ [Humming] - [Doorbell Rings]
[Doorbell Rings]
- All right. No. - No. Thank you. Thank you.
- Okay, please hurry. - Okay, bye.
You forget, buddy. I have been married to him for 15 years.
I'm happy to give my children everything.
♪ Dreams ♪
My marriage was arranged, in fact.
Don't talk to me. Shut up.
Medium! Favorite Christmas movie evah
but I have had enough!
- Dinner's canceled. - We can't cancel dinner. I mean, they're on the road.
Me Older Jewish Woman
I know. Some guy robbin' people on Christmas Eve?
Well, you made it sound like it was yours. 'I run an antique store.
- How long? - Hour, hour and a half.
- Hello? - Caroline?
clear the road and slowly introduce exit signs.
Wanna play ball?
Matt, why don’t you eat me.
Hey, hey, kid. Kid, that's enough.
At least I'd be alive. Be better than living with a corpse.
You're a criminal. What purpose could you serve?
- We'll be back soon. - What about Siskel?
Look, you're making a mistake. I could help you out, you know.
between two people, it's sometimes a good idea to, uh...
- I think it's cool, Aunt Caroline. - Thank you.
things don't go your fuckin' way.
[Snorts, Sighs]
Shut up! It’s Christmas.
You take Main Street and you turn left on Domino Square.
I think we can get out of these. Oh, move your body!
- This man has been terrorizing the entire county. - Look.
my husband had just died. I was all alone.
and he said he'll give $ 100,000 to anyone who captures this guy.
I'll get him. Back in a minute.
You know, I think things are gonna be different with Dad.
You don't know what you want. You blame everybody else for it.
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
Keep it moving. Keep moving.
It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach...
Our son's walking in here any minute. Why don't you worry about that?
Slipper socks! Oh, I have wanted these for so long.
In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job.
- We have gifts in the car in back. - Shut up!
What?
over the fiireplace?
♪ It's time for us to close this circle ♪
Capital L, small I, small A, small R, Period
Pigs.
♪ Ashes to ashes ♪
- [Phil] Who was it? - I don't know. Hung up.
- [Gunshot] - [Caroline Screams]
- It was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York. - Oh, God.
Do you hate each other?
♪ I'm weary ♪
[Barking Continues]
- A Bohemian Christmas! I'm up for that! - What the hell...
[Ringing Continues]
Murray. How are ya, pal?
[Sighs]
- Could you be more careful with them? - I'm sorry.
♪ Life keeps me waiting ♪
Yes, but we have people coming for dinner.
Now, tell me about this doctor guy.
Un-fuckin'-believable.
- Wow. - Oh, honey.
- Push rewind. - Uh... is this it?
Right! And the loan was same situation...
I’m Santa Claus!
- Can you hang on just one second please? - Oh, you happen to know.!
Anyone get a good look at you?
- Merry Christmas, Lloyd! - Phil, Steve, merry Christmas.
If they're not, I'll blackmail him. See ya, Gus.
Jesse, quick, take Gus to the path through the woods.
Eddie, get your men in here! Hit it!
- Or the trunk of the Beamer. The trunk of the Beamer's a good place. - No, no.
Why don't you go on Oprah and get it over with? Christ!
- If you don't mind, the corpse still has the foor. - [Poker Hits Floor]
and it didn't work out, what did you do?
Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
and we can open the presents whenever we want!
- All right, go, go, go. We'll stall the cops. - [George Groaning]
[Lloyd] Does it involveJesse?
No, no, no. Thank you so much, Gus. Finally somebody else sees.
Aye aye aye aye aye aye! [Making Noises]
Chessboard, chessboard.
I Fucking Hate Him
You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want...
What do you do except take up fuckin' space?
Coffee?
And when we get back, you're gonna crawl into it, okay?
- May I see some identifiication, please? - Certainly, sir.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down.
They have no experience. Nothing ever happens in this town.
Well, maybe what you should do is go and, um...
You were so afraid of being wrong, you never made a choice.
Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy.
Expecting company?
Yeah, yeah. I heard you!