Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told you to act like a drunk vagrant imbecile.
Facebook is the fifth ring of hell
Yes, Dr. Wong, why don't you tell us all about your treatment.
I gotta think. Aw, fuck.
Oh, yeah, sure, right. Lloyd's no hero. Thanks a lot!
- You gotta problem with that? - Nope.
I'll just go by myself then.
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes...
- You have no idea the nightmare I've been through! - He left an hour ago.
- What? - We'll let professionals handle this.
- Uh, Gussie? - What?
Well, it seems that this therapy is working.
- Desperate about what? - Let's see.
- And here's a beautiful looking... - It's so cold out tonight.
- Gus, I'm going with you. I'll give you a cut. - What?
- Hello? - Where's Gus?
The only time we get calls from you people...
- Got any extra cord? - No, we don't have any extra cord.
[Humming]
- Where are those Band-Aids? - Upstairs.
This... this...
- How do you know she's not gonna turn us in? - She wouldn't.
Jesus. [Sniffs]
No, it's a good idea. There's the mudroom, the trap door in the mudroom.
which I told you both would never work.
Men who don't have the guts to survive in the real world.
- And I had to have surgery. - Plastic surgery.
Haha Haha
You know, you're never gettin' out of here.
- What did she say? - She said, cocksu...
- There's no one in the store to help me. Can't you make some? - Make some? Are you nuts?
Would someone like to go first?
The simple truth is...
If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here?
'Cause I'm gonna keep walkin'. Can you get to that phone before I get to you?
[Caroline] That was quite an outburst. I should tie you up more often.
- Oh, Gary loves Nat King Cole. - [Caroline] Gee, you know each other so well.
- Somebody who makes sense, I listen to.! Yes, there was. - There was no stop sign.
Look, I promise you, we'll take care of this.
My wife thinks it's because...
- Well, I'll take it. - No, no. I'll go, I'll go.
- Caroline, get a grip. - Or what? What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
- You took out a loan from Satan Mom. - She blames my mother...
I thought moms were supposed to be nice...
We're gonna be in a boat in a couple of hours. We'll be out of here.
Christ.
- Jesse. Okay, bye-bye. - I'm still waiting for our chess rematch.
- Chasser. - That's Chasseur. It's 18th-century French Huguenot.
We have bungee cords. They might work.
- Probably a wrong number. - Crank call.
Ohh!
- [Lloyd] Were you guys here last year? - Yeah, there was a rum cake.
- [Caroline] She bribed Lloyd to move back... - I'll be there to open presents.
[Cat Yowls]
[Quietly] You know, with all her money, what does she think? She's gonna take it with her?
Maybe you could go tell her what you think. You know, give her a hand.
what did you expect me to do, change the menu?
Well... [Clears Throat]
and a 2 4-hour erection? No, I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
- I didn't say that. - What is this? A men's club?
- Listen... - Calm down, okay? Just calm down.
[Laughing] You're to be out of here the day after Christmas.
Nobody likes you. What are you talking about, friend?
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
I found that so attractive.
[Chuckles]
- [Sniffing] - I swear to God, if he doesn't call...
Is Siskel still here?
Excuse me, but I am not one of your patients.
Maybe some of us are not in the mood?
Give me that.
and enterprising young businessman.
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 18% interest on.
I bet you thought Margaret forgot you on her fruitcake list.
♪ Don't got no will ♪
Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors.
- Oh, Jesse. We screwed up, not you. Oh! - [Doorbell Rings]
You both borrowed money to open that ridiculous restaurant...
And ifhe happens to know where the town's babyJesus is...
- [Sniffs] Did you have an accident? - [Sniffing]
Listen. If the police have a curfew, they might do house-to-house searches.
seven-day-old lutefisk and lamb gookins.
- Is this part of the therapy? - [Doorbell Rings]
No guns, no yelling! See?
complex web... [Clears Throat]
[Policeman] Have a merry Christmas.
Maybe I was afraid.
And here's one for Bill. And for Karen.
- Just calm down, all right? - You think you can take me?
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision.
- Okay, I stole one. Is that better? - Listen, smart-mouth...
You know something?
Why don't you have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!
Oh. This is forJesse.
she gave it to the poor people of the village.
Well, what do you want us to do? Turn him in?
Don't encourage her, Mary. No one wants to listen to her misery.
is when some kid is playing a practical joke...
- [Gasps] - Kids, go into the den.
Go.
- It's not a conversation for adults either. - When Lloyd's father died.
or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.
[Sirens Wailing In Distance]