Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife thinks it's because...
Give me that.
- You gotta problem with that? - Nope.
Excuse me, but I am not one of your patients.
and enterprising young businessman.
- Jesse. Okay, bye-bye. - I'm still waiting for our chess rematch.
The simple truth is...
Maybe I was afraid.
- [Caroline] She bribed Lloyd to move back... - I'll be there to open presents.
- Oh, Jesse. We screwed up, not you. Oh! - [Doorbell Rings]
complex web... [Clears Throat]
- I didn't say that. - What is this? A men's club?
I found that so attractive.
- What? - We'll let professionals handle this.
Don't encourage her, Mary. No one wants to listen to her misery.
Well... [Clears Throat]
No, it's a good idea. There's the mudroom, the trap door in the mudroom.
Christ.
- Gus, I'm going with you. I'll give you a cut. - What?
which I told you both would never work.
♪ Don't got no will ♪
- Chasser. - That's Chasseur. It's 18th-century French Huguenot.
[Humming]
I thought moms were supposed to be nice...
- And here's a beautiful looking... - It's so cold out tonight.
Yes, Dr. Wong, why don't you tell us all about your treatment.
- [Sniffing] - I swear to God, if he doesn't call...
- Is this part of the therapy? - [Doorbell Rings]
- [Gasps] - Kids, go into the den.
[Caroline] That was quite an outburst. I should tie you up more often.
[Laughing] You're to be out of here the day after Christmas.
- Got any extra cord? - No, we don't have any extra cord.
We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 18% interest on.
is when some kid is playing a practical joke...
I told you to act like a drunk vagrant imbecile.
And here's one for Bill. And for Karen.
- [Lloyd] Were you guys here last year? - Yeah, there was a rum cake.
- Caroline, get a grip. - Or what? What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
- Uh, Gussie? - What?
- It's not a conversation for adults either. - When Lloyd's father died.
Maybe you could go tell her what you think. You know, give her a hand.
or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.
I'll just go by myself then.
You know, you're never gettin' out of here.
Oh. This is forJesse.
- Where are those Band-Aids? - Upstairs.
- Just calm down, all right? - You think you can take me?
Oh, yeah, sure, right. Lloyd's no hero. Thanks a lot!
Haha Haha
- Probably a wrong number. - Crank call.
[Policeman] Have a merry Christmas.
Nobody likes you. What are you talking about, friend?
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes...
Would someone like to go first?
[Quietly] You know, with all her money, what does she think? She's gonna take it with her?
seven-day-old lutefisk and lamb gookins.
[Chuckles]
Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors.
- You have no idea the nightmare I've been through! - He left an hour ago.
- Hello? - Where's Gus?
- Desperate about what? - Let's see.
Facebook is the fifth ring of hell
- What did she say? - She said, cocksu...
And ifhe happens to know where the town's babyJesus is...
- How do you know she's not gonna turn us in? - She wouldn't.
No guns, no yelling! See?
'Cause I'm gonna keep walkin'. Can you get to that phone before I get to you?
This... this...
Well, what do you want us to do? Turn him in?
what did you expect me to do, change the menu?
No, you took out a loan. It was your decision.
Why don't you have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car!
- You took out a loan from Satan Mom. - She blames my mother...
You both borrowed money to open that ridiculous restaurant...
- Oh, Gary loves Nat King Cole. - [Caroline] Gee, you know each other so well.
If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here?
- Somebody who makes sense, I listen to.! Yes, there was. - There was no stop sign.
We have bungee cords. They might work.
Listen. If the police have a curfew, they might do house-to-house searches.
We're gonna be in a boat in a couple of hours. We'll be out of here.
Jesus. [Sniffs]
♪ Can't we get our lives together ♪
- [Sniffs] Did you have an accident? - [Sniffing]
and a 2 4-hour erection? No, I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
- And I had to have surgery. - Plastic surgery.
[Cat Yowls]
[Sirens Wailing In Distance]
Maybe some of us are not in the mood?
Go.
I bet you thought Margaret forgot you on her fruitcake list.
- Okay, I stole one. Is that better? - Listen, smart-mouth...
Is Siskel still here?
I gotta think. Aw, fuck.
Look, I promise you, we'll take care of this.
- There's no one in the store to help me. Can't you make some? - Make some? Are you nuts?
- Listen... - Calm down, okay? Just calm down.
she gave it to the poor people of the village.
Men who don't have the guts to survive in the real world.
Well, it seems that this therapy is working.
Ohh!
The only time we get calls from you people...
You know something?
- Well, I'll take it. - No, no. I'll go, I'll go.