Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- At least you made it look that way. - What does that mean?
of complications...
Do you understand?
Lieutenant. Some county prosecutor guy?
[Beep]
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! - [Glass Shattering]
Caroline's leaving me.
You ran home to Mom. And then you build this wall...
I'm Lieutenant Siskel from the academy.
♪ I'm weary ♪
a truck stop waitress with platinum hair and pineapple earrings!
Look, Santa can't drink any more milk tonight.
and you don't even fuckin' appreciate it.
- It's old man Willard's place! - Shh.!
You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd? Huh?
Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
[Mother] Where are you all going?
Let's see. No, no. The... The point is, in order to get this robe...
And the Mackerel Lounge couldn't be a dive bar, because they can have entertainment.
Well, I can't live like this. I don't care if I wind up...
Maybe Santa won't come back next year.
In spite of your bungling, he's confident they'll find our thief...
Hey! Hey! Hey!
the name ggallagher comes from installing gallbladders in an unknown location somewhere in tokyo. and the name coake comes from drinking rivers of desirable nina kalenkov files yet to be shown.
I don't think you have a brain in your fuckin' head.
We'll talk about this later, okay? Just stay here, please.
- He was on the phone, and he said Yugoslavia. - Yugoslavia.!
It's been a long, bad day.
Of course, we'll have to see what happens with interest rates in the new year.
[Ticking]
- [Ticking Accelerating] - Fuckin'...
♪ Can we start to make it better ♪
Ugh. I'm frightened.
and instead of giving her dowry to her in-laws...
Lloyd, how do you feel about Caroline's affair?
- [Siren Wailing] - Oh, I know. The hope chest.! We'll put you in the hope chest.
You were sent there because high schools wouldn't enroll you anymore.
[Woman] You don't understand. I have 25 relatives coming in one hour...
- I think that's the plan. - ♪ Folks dressed up like Eskimos ♪
- Wait a minute.! That's... - Shh!
No arguing. When you fight, you forget everything else.
- Oh, thanks, Mother Rose. - I bought you the husky size, John.
♪ We pay the price We pay the price ♪
- I'm sure she's going to a lot of trouble. - Gary.
You understand that? [Tape Rewinding]
- I thought you needed help. - Yes, well, everything's in the dining room...
I gotta stay with them to, uh, weave the, uh...
Is there a Murray here?
♪ Dreams ♪
Guess I ought to be getting home now.
Three times, Dale
Okay, dig in, everybody. Don't be shy.
Shh.
Hello.
You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house?
I'm sorry, Stella. I had some last-minute work to do.
Merry Christmas.
What, are you pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you.
- Jesse, put the gun down. - [Telephone Ringing]
He can suck on a grape, Marge. Forget it.
- Okay? - I'm not. It's the truth.
- Me. I had this crazy dream. - Do we have to do dreams?
There are traces of blond hair and the faint odor of after-shave mixed...
If you recall, my first response to my mother's offer to live here was absolutely not.
Merry Christmas CUZ!!!
Tied up, with an armed man in the house?
I need some people to surround this house right now.
He should be. He's gonna die a horrible fuckin' death.
- I have got 25 relatives coming. - It only takes cream, nutmeg...
My parents hate each other. My father records every mistake in my life...
- Yeah, merry Christmas. - Where the hell are you two going? Stay here.
listens.
Mmm, these lamb coosins are great, sweetheart.
- I am not a liar! - You sat right in the dining room and lied to me!
Anytime there's any real problem, you people call yourjudge friends...
Ah!
You gotta take me with you. I have no other option.
♪ Losing your ♪
- Merry Christmas. - Oh, merry Christmas.
Lucia was engaged to be married...
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage...
Ah, geez. We got a live one.
♪ Against my will ♪
Okay, I'll put you on hold. Thank you.
- You just give up. - Now just a minute. Stop right there.
We're getting a divorce.
- They're driving from Boston. You gonna tie us all up? - Five extra people.
- [Both] Mm-hmm. - Do not get to yell!
Oh, I'll get it. That's it. Thank you. Hello?
Wow.
You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people.
By our 12th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine.
Cat piss. [Sniffs]
- No. - Then you're staying together.
Then don't play it.
Home, George, home.
We don't all have rich mummies and daddies we can live off of...
[Urinating, Sighing]
Hey, come on. Come on, will ya?
What the fuck is that?