Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I'm right, aren't I? You would never have taken a couple, would you?

Merry Christmas.

Telling people she dreams of me being castrated Florentined is healthy?

I Fucking Hate Him Lloyd!

- [Security System Beeping] - [Jesse] Hi, guys. It's me.

You got everything, opportunities up the ass.

Up against the bed.

I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time...

It's to put in the bank. It's another payment on the loan.

Um, there are Band-Aids in the bathroom...

- I can't believe this. - Celebrate the birth of Christ!

- You phony bastard! - Caroline, shut up.!

like he's preparing for my parole hearing. I don't get to do anything by myself.

That is not the spirit of Christmas.

I spoke to Mr. Willard. It seems there might be a videotape of the robbery.

You forget I have your son upstairs.

I received a call from Will Warren, the county prosecutor.

- How do you know he'll call? - He'll call. He better fuckin' call.

[Steve] No, I'm not buying wine for your brother.

that was really important to you, to us...

Fuckin'Christmas.!

- Geez. - 419, we're over at Seabury Court. Over.

- I want to change my shoes. - [Lloyd] Your shoes are lovely.

The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell. would catch a criminal and then let him go free? - Republicans?

Gary, are you going to let him talk to you like that?!

And when the Restaurant Guidebook recommends you...

- And told me you want to stop arguing. - Stop sign! Whoa!

I usually end up in Jamaica with this friend of mine, Jimmy Marlo.

I hate guys like you, you know?

♪ Don't got no spark ♪

- They all grew up together. - Great.

- But I'm not hungry now. - Eat! Don't annoy me. It's Christmas.

but that I could say it just to get the divorce.

People with guns can do whatever they want.

- I never said I quit. - You said you quit. You hadn't had a cigarette in three months.

- [Sirens Blaring] - [Electronic Voice] Burglary.! Burglary.!

Excuse my reach.

[Gulping Loudly]

Medium! Favorite Christmas movie evah!

There is no Yugoslavia anymore. And who in their right mind would go there?

That's obvious.

You know, the big retirement score.

Every time you guys yell and scream at each other, it is my problem, Mom.

You can hot-wire station wagons, you can hot-wire a fucking boat.

[Clerk] I have nothing I can do for you. I'm sorry.

It's my mother-in-law's. Every time I pass it, I feel her eyes on me.

♪ My baby's gone ♪

- [Boy] The cookies are good.! - All right, everybody, tuck in! Let's eat, huh?

Caroline, could I have the wine?

- [Lloyd] Oh, my Lord. - [Groaning]

Audrey remember...

- What's the quickest way to the docks? - Bainbridge.

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.

Hey, Lieutenant.

I haven't finished a cigarette in three months. I take a few drags.

- He just wants me to wear a red A and sleep in the basement. - Is that so unreasonable?

I'm gonna put two pounds of gunpowder in there, I'm gonna light it up...

with his penis sticking out of his ear.

One bad review in one lousy magazine.

Uh, actually, that was, uh, my idea.

And I still say gettin' laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!

Humans get frightened because they have feelings.

this is getting a little ugly here.

- It's nobody's fault. Feel better... - That's it!

Ah, the marriage doctor.

- You wanna go for coffee? - Look, kid, I gotta get home to my family.

Just quit, huh?

- They date back to the fourth century. - That's what it looks like.

because we weren't as rich as your college friends were to enjoy it.

Thanks. I'm looking for a friend of mine.

but it sucks just a little bit when you're 3 5...

I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person.

We're changing the rules a little bit, okay? We're gonna open up the presents now.

[Dr. Wong] Lloyd, have you forgiven Caroline for her affair?

- Well... - Well, he...

- Thank you. Merry Christmas. - Thank you very much.

My God. Is this a Christmas story?

- Oh, sounds too sweet. - Then don't eat it.

- [Murray Laughing] Kid, I got good news. - Yeah?

- ♪ This simple phrase ♪ - Why?

Merry Christmas.

I heard something very similar on Oprah last week.

Oh, yes, your Christmas wish came true.

I do not want you or your men going in there.! Do you hear me?

Otherwise, he'd be all alone with that adulteress and her delinquent son.

♪ I'll have a blue Christmas... ♪

- Less than ten minutes ago, you sat in the car... - Hey, hey! Stop sign.

I hijacked my fuckin' parents.

You know what, Mom? You know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas?

And if you would like, Lt. Huff, I will speak to the mayor... a golfing chum of mine...

Another thing. He said, uh, your men are to assist and report to me...