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hello?
Oh, wow! That's so cool.
My line of work, you meet some real wackos.
of your body, put 'em in a big plastic bag, bring it back to my house...
And you don't give us a goddamn thing.
That's not true.
What the hell is wrong with you people? You're supposed to be a family.
You told your mother?
highways of communication...
That's it, that's it.
She has ruined my son's life. I can attest to that.
Works for me.
- Listen, she's a nice woman. And she's just... - [Gus Laughing]
because they're afraid the world will find out...
Capital L, small I, small A, small R, Period
[Crunching Continues]
[Growling]
Gussie, where the hell are ya? I'm scared. I don't think I can handle this.
[Sighs]
No sense of time.
I don't know. I don't know what your father wants.
Nice and quiet.
I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors...
Steve, Phil, merry Christmas.
- Here we go. How's that, Mom? Good? - Mary, this one's yours.
- Bye-bye. - All right, bye-bye.
World wars, old age, marriage and weak men like you.
Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
- This is the best route? - We'll be there in no time. Come on!
♪ I have no friends ♪
Excuse me, but this is my jurisdiction, and we are perfectly capable...
- [Sirens Continue] - Oh, no! Gussie!
- I am taking my children upstairs right now. - Connie, that's it.
Slipper socks? Really?!? Go fuck yourself
Uh, I'll get there as soon as I can, okay? Tell the kids I love 'em.
Ow.!
You bitch and moan because things don't go your way.
I said I run it. I didn't say I own it. I am the manager.
She's upstairs. She's chang... You want a cup of coffee?
The boat needs... a little work.
The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell.
- [Jesse] Docks are down the street on your left. - [Siren Blares]
You call your patients wackos?
How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking for water?
I believe you have some evidence in your possession...
You're the one who suffocated him with limitations.
Who the fuck is that?
let's set the record straight.
- Santa, have a cookie.! - Over here.!
[Caroline] What we're having...
[Chuckles]
or your faggot dogs start humping each other without permission.
- Have some coffee. - Go to hell, mama's boy!
- Our son's a very sensitive, creative... - Juvenile delinquent.
So do me a favor, do yourself a favor, cut the shit.
that I was unfaithful.
Did I catch you at a bad time?
So... where are they, Caroline?
- Look who dropped by. - [Both] Merry Christmas, Connie.
- We'll put you in there. It'll be perfect. - No, no, no.
In the first place, it wasn't one bad review in one lousy magazine.
♪ Lf that's wanting ♪
No, this is it. This is the best route.
- [Snickering] - Let's go.
Look, it was a long time ago. It's over. I'm fine about it.
- Jesse. - Who are you? Hey! Watch it!
Aah!
Antiques like this ain't cheap.
life and marriage was less complicated.
♪ And how ♪
[Clears Throat] And before that, it wasn't all that, um...
Maybe I can't... take failure.
And you call that being responsible!
My God! I swear to God!
Because the next time I see you I'm gonna tear all the hair out of your balls one by one...
that she's a nasty, selfish woman who thinks only of herself.
Good idea.
Drive.
- A friend of mine's got a boat. - A friend?
which is about half what the stuff s really worth...
[barking continues]
they rendered her infammable.
- It was necessary. - It was nothing more...
- With that bitch! - Hey, she's my mother.
Mother might get upset or Mother might get angry.
- Never've happened if you'd come into the store! - I have a gun.
Ahh. Mmm.
- Now, put the presents under the tree. - Connie, honey...
but someone stole it.
You're husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding !!
That is not appropriate dinner conversation. Eat!
and you're way in over your head.
You can divorce me, you know. I mean, I don't care about alimony.
I'll tell you what. Go to a place called Winslow Harbors, okay?
It gives him horrible gas pains.
Barnes & Noble Why don't you eat me.
Merry Christmas.
You gotta help me.
He currently has several photographs of me.
♪ Loving you is killing me ♪
Oh. Isn't that nice.
We'll get him though. We got every cop and his brother lookin'for him.