Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And they had to stab her with a sword.
I think I had you pegged wrong.
Caroline. Caroline, come on.
Mom? Merry Christmas.
Because my poor Lloyd needs his family.
Yes.
- You ran the stop sign. - I did not. There was no stop sign.
and you were miserable being around people who could.
♪ Pray ♪
- ♪ Lf that's love ♪ - [Knocking At Door]
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
you weren't a doctor. I knew it.
- May I come in? - No.
- Welcome to the suburbs. - Yeah.
[Policeman #2] Check around back.
They're gookins, not coosins, honey.
- Bob. - Yes.
It doesn't necessarily have to be your office.
Merry Christmas! Are we done here?
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
What I do, runnin' around stealin' shit...
and I don't want to get married ever to anyone.! Do you understand?
Yes, yes, and I couldn't in good conscience let it wait any longer.
♪ We all fall down ♪
We now go to the Willard mansion and to our on-the-scene reporter Mike Michaels. Mike?
- Every year we give you a fruitcake for Christmas... - Didn't you lock the door?
The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell.
- What kind of therapy is this? - Come on, now...
- No. Oh, God, no. No, no. - Not really, no.
Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are?
Slipper socks, MEDIUM !
- Drugs? What? - No!
Yeah, they... they like it.
Merry Christmas, sir.
Simple little equation.
- I got a ride with a friend. - Which friend?
- [Mother] Where's your son? - Uh, he's spending the night with a friend.
'Course, this time was supposed to be the big final score.
as per his instructions.
Excuse me. Is anything wrong?
I let you use my home out of the goodness of my heart.
[Sighs] God.
Well, guess it's gonna be a real Chasser family picnic, huh?
- Thank you, George. - Merry Christmas.
- More video games? What more can we buy you? - Lloyd, no, stop it!
I don't smoke, and Caroline just quit.
- Demon seed. - Ooh.
They can't stop for the holidays.
[Sighs]
Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners.
- Just reach down and touch that clippery thing. - Listen to me.
- Why don't you take the highway? It's quicker.! - Not the way you drive.!
[Inhales, Sighs]
Get back on your knees or I'll shoot!
- Did ya hear the fuckin' phone ring? - Look, what about our son?
You don’t have the balls.
Caroline, could you come up here for a minute?
Would you like us to come downtown and give our statement?
[Pistol Cocks]
The army? What the fuck? What am I? Oswald, here?
[Lloyd] No.
What's going on? Who is he?
- Hey, you're the guy. You're the guy, aren't ya? - Okay, pal.
Lloyd, Caroline...
Now, I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot her.
- Burglary.! Burglary.! - [Phone Ringing]
What? You told me you quit.
and you have one bottle of eggnog.
- You guys make great coffee. - Yeah, it was fantastic.
You groped those women didn't you Trump?? Huh?
- He hung up. - Well, he sounded upset.
I just wanted to be close to you.
What are you doing?
You can't. Domino Square is a one-way street.
- No, Murray. No. - But...
[Others] Merry Christmas.
Before you, uh, get on with your career in the service industry...
♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
No, no, l, um... I mean about us.
and your attorney general friends and your district attorney friends.
will help you both with listening.
This is Chagall, right?
[Laughing]
- [Caroline Groaning] - [Mother] Why isn't my portrait...
What difference does any of this make now? You're getting a divorce.
How did you get home again?
Merry Christmas.
Is it possible for Summer to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?
is wrong with you? Why do you get strange at family gatherings?
You got a family to come home to, and what do you do?
You know, he doesn't... he doesn't see where he's responsible.
But, you see, everything always came so damn easy for you.
Then on TV every day, I see kids like you on these talk shows.
why don't you eat me
The cops were all over the place.
Go on.
- Good night, everybody. - Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Jesse, phone the police. - Put the gun down. - Shut up.
Where... are they... Caroline?
Thank you... Connie and Gary and Mary and John....
- We gotta get you outta here. - But I can't just leave. I don't know where I'm goin'.