Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The cops were all over the place.
- Thank you, George. - Merry Christmas.
Caroline, could you come up here for a minute?
Before you, uh, get on with your career in the service industry...
[Others] Merry Christmas.
- Why don't you take the highway? It's quicker.! - Not the way you drive.!
And they had to stab her with a sword.
and you have one bottle of eggnog.
- Jesse, phone the police. - Put the gun down. - Shut up.
Lloyd, Caroline...
♪ We all fall down ♪
[Lloyd] No.
Merry Christmas! Are we done here?
I let you use my home out of the goodness of my heart.
♪ Pray ♪
Is it possible for Summer to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?
Yeah, they... they like it.
Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are?
- May I come in? - No.
I don't smoke, and Caroline just quit.
- ♪ Lf that's love ♪ - [Knocking At Door]
[Sighs]
The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell.
Mom? Merry Christmas.
- Burglary.! Burglary.! - [Phone Ringing]
Yes.
and your attorney general friends and your district attorney friends.
[Inhales, Sighs]
and I don't want to get married ever to anyone.! Do you understand?
Now, I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot her.
you weren't a doctor. I knew it.
How did you get home again?
Go on.
Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners.
- He hung up. - Well, he sounded upset.
- No. Oh, God, no. No, no. - Not really, no.
- [Caroline Groaning] - [Mother] Why isn't my portrait...
will help you both with listening.
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
[Sighs] God.
What difference does any of this make now? You're getting a divorce.
- You guys make great coffee. - Yeah, it was fantastic.
What are you doing?
- Drugs? What? - No!
What's going on? Who is he?
But, you see, everything always came so damn easy for you.
You can't. Domino Square is a one-way street.
- We gotta get you outta here. - But I can't just leave. I don't know where I'm goin'.
- Demon seed. - Ooh.
Caroline. Caroline, come on.
They're gookins, not coosins, honey.
- You ran the stop sign. - I did not. There was no stop sign.
- Bob. - Yes.
- Welcome to the suburbs. - Yeah.
Where... are they... Caroline?
- Did ya hear the fuckin' phone ring? - Look, what about our son?
You know, he doesn't... he doesn't see where he's responsible.
- I got a ride with a friend. - Which friend?
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
[Laughing]
as per his instructions.
- What kind of therapy is this? - Come on, now...
- No, Murray. No. - But...
You don’t have the balls.
What? You told me you quit.
Would you like us to come downtown and give our statement?
Excuse me. Is anything wrong?
Merry Christmas.
It doesn't necessarily have to be your office.
- Every year we give you a fruitcake for Christmas... - Didn't you lock the door?
is wrong with you? Why do you get strange at family gatherings?
Yes, yes, and I couldn't in good conscience let it wait any longer.
The army? What the fuck? What am I? Oswald, here?
- Hey, you're the guy. You're the guy, aren't ya? - Okay, pal.
Merry Christmas, sir.
and you were miserable being around people who could.
What I do, runnin' around stealin' shit...
♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
why don't you eat me
Slipper socks, MEDIUM !
'Course, this time was supposed to be the big final score.
- [Mother] Where's your son? - Uh, he's spending the night with a friend.
Thank you... Connie and Gary and Mary and John....
You groped those women didn't you Trump?? Huh?
Simple little equation.
I think I had you pegged wrong.
Well, guess it's gonna be a real Chasser family picnic, huh?
Get back on your knees or I'll shoot!
- Just reach down and touch that clippery thing. - Listen to me.
[Policeman #2] Check around back.
[Pistol Cocks]
I just wanted to be close to you.
They can't stop for the holidays.
We now go to the Willard mansion and to our on-the-scene reporter Mike Michaels. Mike?
This is Chagall, right?
You got a family to come home to, and what do you do?
- Good night, everybody. - Thank you. Thank you so much.
- More video games? What more can we buy you? - Lloyd, no, stop it!
No, no, l, um... I mean about us.
Then on TV every day, I see kids like you on these talk shows.
Because my poor Lloyd needs his family.