Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay, I'll get the milk and the doughnuts. - There you go.

I told you what moving here could mean, but you were the one who said we should consider it.

how small their penises are.

- Christ. - See?

They should be here by 9:00.

You just described everybody in the place.

- You close the restaurant. - No, you close the restaurant. Other people try again.

I'm Santa Claus. [Shouting]

Oh, what's the word?

Then don't eat it

- The alarm. - You don't have to pick me up at the station.

Merry Christmas.

- ♪ It's Christmas You're drunk and in jail ♪ - [Phone Ringing]

[Marge] What about the breakfast?

- [Bell Tolling] - Merry Christmas.

I feel sorry for the next deliveryman that comes to this house!

If we hate Aunt Caroline's cooking so much, why do we go there every year for Christmas?

♪ Outside this broken circle ♪

You said you know a shortcut to the docks, right?

Get in the den! [Growling]

♪ We all must sacrifiice ♪

- [Gasps] - Hey! Hey! Hey!

She said you never went three times, Bob...

- Lie. - Absolutely not. You think about it.

Thank you, Connie and Gary and Mary and John.

Chucky.. Capital l, small i, small a, small r, period.

you've been sucking us dry for years on this loan.

- Shh. - Because maybe we can help, you know.

He, uh... he loves you so very much.

- [Lloyd] Yes, it was Vancouver. - We're working on it.

- Where? Move. - Right through there in the kitchen.

Maybe I could sell tickets. No, no.

♪ Of all the trees that are in the woods ♪

Enough, okay? I said take me to your fuckin' house.

- [Gary, Connie] Merry Christmas. - Gar!

betrayed her to the Romans as a Christian...

- Shit. - [Lloyd] Caroline, what are you doing?

- I got $11,000 cash... - Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Oh, yeah. - [Lloyd] Were you shot?

Ah. Everything's gonna be fine.

- I'm... - Ya been drinkin'?

And I heard on the radio they found a ski mask on the scene.

and if it doesn't, you get to act any way you want.

so start without me. Just kidding, Mom. See you later. Bye.

Why you quitting now? You got a great life.

- [Machine Beeps] - Who's that?

It was always all up to me.

You can call if you'd like. Um, let's see, one other thing...

We don't have much time. Pay attention to any distinguishing features.

- But hostages? That's a no-win situation. - You too, huh?

They're worn in honor of Saint Lucia...

Back to you, Karen.

Thanks, Chief. Merry Christmas.

Everything's either black or white with him.

- Sorry? - You got something like this hanging on your wall...

Lloyd, don't talk to me like that in my own house.

- [Lloyd] They'll be here by 9:00. - Should I shoot one of you in the foot?

Nobody on the second foor, in case your son makes noise.

Suspect left behind a face mask.

- This is a real Chagall. - Yeah.

Path through the woods!

put 'em in the fireplace, light 'em on fire. I'm gonna sit there with a glass of whiskey...

No one goes to Acapulco anymore.

And then what happened?

♪ And so I'm offering ♪

than needing to keep your son's attention on you.

Is this your boat?

Now, you listen to me!

[Choir] ♪ The holly and the ivy ♪

That's the mudroom.

So every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices...

[Chiming Continues]

fresh baked kringlors with a honey pecan dipping sauce...

- Merry Christmas to you and your family. - Thank you very much.

[Man #1] Lieutenant Huff, how could this have happened in Old Baybrook?

You know, lady, I'd like to tie you to the back of a fuckin' truck.

Honestly, George. What an example.

- You've never disciplined him.! - If you had not sent him to that prison...

- [Children Yelling] - [George] Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

[Both] How do you know that?

- Presents until midnight. - Why not?

I know loan sharks that are more forgiving than you.

What's through here?

she would not burn.

Then don’t eat it

The problem is someone has to be responsible.

- She's a fuckin' bitch, Lloyd. - You are not supposed to take sides.

You know what a bad cook she is.

And... we were up to our ears in debt.

- Don't you live in this country? - They show it during the holidays.

- You have an hour. Okay. - Hour.

before tonight's curfew goes into effect.

Never again. Never again!

And then I'm gonna steal a car and drive toJersey and pick up all the little fuckin' pieces...

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. Who is this?

Excuse me. Those dolls are my mother's. She's been collecting them for years.

Because I'm an adult So I can buy myself cookies whenever I want

- I hate Connecticut. I grew up in Connecticut. - Why don't we all...

Well, I just don't think they should bother other people with them.

Now, we don't have much time. Rules of the house.

I'll give you another fifty.