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That way it's verbatim.
Um,we can do all this on tape.
We had removed five cartoon penises--not even 10%--
100 what? I don't know,shauna. Malwae-tweep. I don't know.
And I fell in and broke my legs. Such a tragedy.
You know we'd really appreciate it if you didn't print that stuff
Um,I just finished up a gig with my band three skin,
Yeah. Hey.
I didn't throw up,I spit up.
Thanks. I was happy with that line.
her name is monica polk and she's a serious bitch
Thank you so much for bringing that up in front of a reporter.
Her name is Tammy (Swanson) And she's a serious bitch
There was one annoying thing.
Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee.
NAILED IT THE LOOK OF SERIOUSNESs
I'm not an animal. My tongue is swelling up. No,no,don't touch--
You're the word king. She was probably cheating.
Uh,yeah. V-o-g-x--ugh!
Uh...I heard that you were gonna print some of that stuff that I said in private about the park.
You didn't really believe it when you said that the park was never gonna get made,right?