Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The meeting with the Kobudosai is arranged.
There's no time!
I can do it.
- Come home, Haru. - I cannot, sensei.
You get a ride on 83rd Avenue, dressed like that in the middle of winter.
Why are we stopping here?
Who are you?
Help me!
- Why are you here? - I come to help you.
Shiatsu? Watch your language. A lady's present.
It is better that you not let them know I am here.
Who is stealing my shoes?
Get out!
Have you met the ink specialist?
Do not be fooled by my skin colour.
I'll contact you before I leave.
- We're like this. - A ninja master knows best.
Mind if I borrow this next week? I got a blind date. A blind date!
Gobei, I've always looked up to you, and you've always looked out for me.
Thanks, big brother. It's all right.
- I did? - Yes.
It is simple.
I'm Chet Walters. Nice coat. Who shot the couch?
I do not remember hearing thunder.
Wait!
Sally! Sally Jones! It is I, Haru!
...these cheerleaders lathered me up like a whale...
In this is a legend about a Great White Ninja?
Sally Jones, I accept your dangerous mission.
I can plug it into the Marshall formula...
It appears Sally's using her false name with these people.
- Thanks, asshole. - My pleasure.
Preparing a great ninja tool: The laughing mushroom.
Meditate on me, Haru, and we'll meet on the Plane of Enlightenment.
We going like Morgan Freeman.
I gotcha!
- Goodbye. - Goodbye!
Here's some advice for your next life:
A group of ninjas foiled an attempted counterfeiting operation.
As we talked about, you'll distract him...
Here is what I was looking for, Joey.