Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In this is a legend about a Great White Ninja?
Shiatsu? Watch your language. A lady's present.
Here's some advice for your next life:
Wait!
I can plug it into the Marshall formula...
Why are we stopping here?
Thanks, big brother. It's all right.
Who is stealing my shoes?
I can do it.
Do not be fooled by my skin colour.
- Why are you here? - I come to help you.
- Come home, Haru. - I cannot, sensei.
Have you met the ink specialist?
Help me!
It appears Sally's using her false name with these people.
The meeting with the Kobudosai is arranged.
Get out!
We going like Morgan Freeman.
Mind if I borrow this next week? I got a blind date. A blind date!
Here is what I was looking for, Joey.
I do not remember hearing thunder.
- We're like this. - A ninja master knows best.
- Thanks, asshole. - My pleasure.
Gobei, I've always looked up to you, and you've always looked out for me.
- I did? - Yes.
I'm Chet Walters. Nice coat. Who shot the couch?
There's no time!
Sally! Sally Jones! It is I, Haru!
As we talked about, you'll distract him...
You get a ride on 83rd Avenue, dressed like that in the middle of winter.
A group of ninjas foiled an attempted counterfeiting operation.
It is simple.
It is better that you not let them know I am here.
I gotcha!
...these cheerleaders lathered me up like a whale...
Preparing a great ninja tool: The laughing mushroom.
I'll contact you before I leave.
Who are you?
Sally Jones, I accept your dangerous mission.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye!
Meditate on me, Haru, and we'll meet on the Plane of Enlightenment.