Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Do not be rash, Gobei. - Rash?

I am live with one of those ninjas.

Ninja? You're a ninja?

Tanley's at the first table on the right.

Shiatsu? Watch your language. There's a lady present.

The effects are profound. Open his mouth.

Can’t start an operation without the gear!

Very funny, Mr. Walters. Ready to go?

Where did he learn to drive? Cooking school?

I shall do as you say.

...you are a ninja.

When he's done, he'll probably kill you!

...would not be ready for you.

It is in the spirit of harmony we meet here today.

- Then resume your quest. - I will, sensei.

I'm a tangerine belt, orange belt.

Great White Ninja or not, you made me believe in myself.

No, if you feel more comfortable.

- I cannot reveal it to you. - Why not?

- I have a meeting. - Wait!

I was merely trying to get close to the temple, not inside.

So sorry, Gobei.

I am Haru of the Takagure dojo...

Reading groupme roasts

Tanley is a killer!

It is important to our community an agreement be reached.

Thank God I have a short sword.

Eli after playing bill cosby

Oh, my gosh! Get away from me, you creep!

- You led us astray. - I didn't!

Very clever, Sally. You really should be a ninja.

Man, that was dooope!

- Hello, my son - Hello, sensei.

So what are you saying? I can't go?

You see, sensei, it is all coming together.

I brought you a present. A little bang.

- Listen to my directions. - I'm going where you said!

I will be watching you.

That's strange. We have business to go over.

Today, you'd be basking in the safety of our dojo...

Nice Jacket... Who Shot the Couch?

I need your help finding Sally Jones.

Because I would then have to kill you.

No, I am not...

Nice shirt, Danny.

Now you're out of bullets.

But I was wrong.

Joey, You are a fragile boy

...and he has a limo with this license plate number.

- Hello, Haru. - Hello, sensei.

Sensei is going to kill me!