Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't. Not today. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
We are entering a dangerous phase.
Get out of here!
Believe in yourself, my son.
I'll protect you with all of my being.
Carol Channing.
What's she doing here?
My son...
It's being arranged.
Go. Save Alison. It is your duty as a ninja.
I cannot say this has been an easy mission.
...on that magenta colour.
A mistake could jeopardize Sally's life.
Please check the number and dial again.
Have you heard of the white child who will be the greatest ninja master?
I guess.
Lesson 34: The technique for ripping a man's head off...
And a white ninja. Who ever heard of that?
...and I'll use the ninja sleephold...
Don't get me started on car problems.
You’re lies bounce off me like ping pong balls
Thank you.
- Do not be rash, Gobei. - Rash?
I got your back.
Thank God we made it!
Do not move, Alison... Alison Page!
You see, I'm a trained master in all the weapons of battle.
I could find the names of all BMW sales...
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I'll go with my dove to the land of opportunity, Beverly Hills.
Show me a little of what you know. A kick or a jab. Something.
My Dove
I thought I'd make lunch for you.
Master Go.
- I have money. - I'm sure you do.
A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.
He doesn't know I'm her sister!
How could she do this to me?
...and be gone five minutes.
Quick! Bedroom, bedroom!
Oh, yes. They are beautiful.
I am sorry. I got carried away.
Thank you, sensei.
Get out of there!
I'm gonna go soak my wrists.
...will receive the medallion of the Tengu Warrior.
Witnesses say the assailant had tattoos...
Your call cannot be completed as dialled.
Careful, Alison.
- You have a man friend. - I'm suspicious of him.
I have this.
Never take a job you can't complete.
Just go away.
Excuse me?
We were very wrong.
It's the wrong writ.
Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja.
And this time, you must follow my directions exactly.
Yes, Haru.
Ninja secret. Chickens.