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Believe in yourself, my son.
I'm gonna go soak my wrists.
Never take a job you can't complete.
Please check the number and dial again.
- Do not be rash, Gobei. - Rash?
...on that magenta colour.
How could she do this to me?
Ninja secret. Chickens.
I'll protect you with all of my being.
Show me a little of what you know. A kick or a jab. Something.
He doesn't know I'm her sister!
I thought I'd make lunch for you.
We are entering a dangerous phase.
Go. Save Alison. It is your duty as a ninja.
We were very wrong.
It's being arranged.
My son...
Thank you, sensei.
A mistake could jeopardize Sally's life.
Carol Channing.
Just go away.
You see, I'm a trained master in all the weapons of battle.
I cannot say this has been an easy mission.
Thank you.
...will receive the medallion of the Tengu Warrior.
- I have money. - I'm sure you do.
A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.
...and be gone five minutes.
My Dove
I am sorry. I got carried away.
And a white ninja. Who ever heard of that?
I have this.
Excuse me?
Don't get me started on car problems.
I'll go with my dove to the land of opportunity, Beverly Hills.
Do not move, Alison... Alison Page!
What's she doing here?
Your call cannot be completed as dialled.
- You have a man friend. - I'm suspicious of him.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Oh, yes. They are beautiful.
It's the wrong writ.
I guess.
I got your back.
Thank God we made it!
Get out of there!
Get out of here!
Witnesses say the assailant had tattoos...
I can't. Not today. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Master Go.
Lesson 34: The technique for ripping a man's head off...
...and I'll use the ninja sleephold...
Careful, Alison.
Have you heard of the white child who will be the greatest ninja master?
You’re lies bounce off me like ping pong balls
Quick! Bedroom, bedroom!
And this time, you must follow my directions exactly.
Yes, Haru.
I could find the names of all BMW sales...
Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja.