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...on that magenta colour.
We were very wrong.
Witnesses say the assailant had tattoos...
A mistake could jeopardize Sally's life.
I guess.
It's the wrong writ.
And a white ninja. Who ever heard of that?
Excuse me?
A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.
...and I'll use the ninja sleephold...
It's being arranged.
Go. Save Alison. It is your duty as a ninja.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Don't get me started on car problems.
Lesson 34: The technique for ripping a man's head off...
My son...
Thank God we made it!
Oh, yes. They are beautiful.
I am sorry. I got carried away.
Thank you, sensei.
He doesn't know I'm her sister!
Never take a job you can't complete.
What's she doing here?
Get out of here!
Master Go.
I cannot say this has been an easy mission.
...and be gone five minutes.
Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja.
Yes, Haru.
- I have money. - I'm sure you do.
I can't. Not today. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
I could find the names of all BMW sales...
Just go away.
Do not move, Alison... Alison Page!
Thank you.
Carol Channing.
I got your back.
How could she do this to me?
Believe in yourself, my son.
You see, I'm a trained master in all the weapons of battle.
Your call cannot be completed as dialled.
I'll go with my dove to the land of opportunity, Beverly Hills.
You’re lies bounce off me like ping pong balls
And this time, you must follow my directions exactly.
I have this.
Please check the number and dial again.
I'm gonna go soak my wrists.
- You have a man friend. - I'm suspicious of him.
- Do not be rash, Gobei. - Rash?
I thought I'd make lunch for you.
We are entering a dangerous phase.
Show me a little of what you know. A kick or a jab. Something.
Have you heard of the white child who will be the greatest ninja master?
My Dove
I'll protect you with all of my being.
Get out of there!
Careful, Alison.
Ninja secret. Chickens.
...will receive the medallion of the Tengu Warrior.
Quick! Bedroom, bedroom!