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- and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors. - Aw, shut your yap.
" [ Country ]
Kent brockman staring at the
As of this moment, Zowie Bowie no longer exists.
Sticking together is what good waffles do.
Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me.
- [ Gasps ] - Cool.
(HUMMING CARNIVAL MUSIC)
All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
neurochemical research center at Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.
I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow.
There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.
Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in...
leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.
A single mother can't win in a man's world.
[ Kiss ] Ew.
I'm sorry. I should've asked first.
Ruth, I've done a lot of thinking, and I really consider you a friend.
[ Laughs, Stops ] Oh, you were serious.
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
Ruth, that's a lot of hooey.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note.
[ Thinking ] I should say something reassuring yet noncommittal.
Listen, baby. I always get what I want.
What the heck's so funny?
Mmm, engine-block eggs.