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- There's always a plan, buddy. - Why didn't you tell me about this? What's the plan?

This is gonna be a good one, dude. He's gonna have such good seats. Go, go, go! Go!

I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

Okay, I think it's important to figure out which player I want to kiss...

Hey, what were you hoping to accomplish with this?

We're gonna do a Charlie One-Two, all right? You're gonna do this, okay?

but I think, um, we're really owed compensation for the entire ordeal.

Your Honor, so my friend here pushed me in front of a moving car. No big deal.

We're talking about the Phillies here. Leave that for other shit.

Okay, Mr. Reynolds. On what grounds are you contesting these tickets?

Yeah. We need it for pregaming. I am not watching this game sober.

Stop sending me that pic

The bug bomb bastards took 'em!

Charlie pushed me in front of a goddamn car. That's what happened.

Dude, is that a war crime?

But I really like Ryan Howard. You're kissin' Chase Utley, and that's it.

They built it 'cause Phillies fans hammer people all the time! That's a known tunnel.

I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!

I hammered your nose because you disqualified me for no good reason.

i dont appreciate being paraphrased i choose my words very deliberately

by throwing each other in front of cars...

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- Who are these people? - Oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story.

I can't read every flyer that gets slipped under the door!

Okay. Fair enough, Your Honor. I will bring this story to a close very soon.