Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had cake for lunch.

"The dictionary defines 'superlative'

take my favorite truck, sure.

I mean, who would buy that?

The three of us have all been chairmen before.

Okay, well, you should give him

If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine.

You're not leaving tomorrow.

and you are smart.

Yeah, cupcakes, that's what I said.

Well, you know, Michael, I have a brother in Boulder.

He has the lowest opinion of me of anybody.

And she still is.

I'm not going to start improv at level one.

I can't sit here and tell you that he's gonna be a success.

walk away bitch

From now until Thursday, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind!

Okay, that's so weird!

Erin, listen to me.

Well, if he's not gonna make it,

No. No. I'm on a sale...

If you want some boring, white bread clock-watcher,

I just told everyone I used to work with... I just told them

Especially if you think that life would be better without legs!

They have the lowest opinion of me of anybody

It was just you

And as for today, just a typical day.

What town do Holly's parents live in?

"Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum."

this is not going to be your last day at the office.

“Quando o professor percebe que a aula começa em 30 min” “Mas ainda dá tempo de abrir um slide pronto da Helping Hand ”

You're like a giant walking salami.

Thank you. Like a butler.

Should we get toppings?

I "rove" you all.

and I could use some backup.

Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.

I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow.

Just 4:00 and you are gone for good.

If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary.

Well, no, he hates jams.

So I've been meaning to tell you.

You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear.

or put a hole here and stick pens in it.

to have a special moment with everybody.

It's a good shredder. It just keeps breaking.