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as a fine young man.
They're almost done,
Our ten most important accounts.
Tomorrow, I want everybody to have a good time.
Oh, I miss you.
I would like to start by just saying that I have not worked with
Well, got almost everybody, so...
"I've only got enough cash to buy a sandwich or get drunk."
What's this?
Okay.
I bestow upon you...
See ya tomorrow boss!
Okay, again.
No, you are not going to quit today.
I own over 200 horror movies.
You gonna get married tomorrow? What?
but I will follow you in here
my clients.
Okay, my mom's looking at me like she has no sense of humor.
But I can say that he is no Michael Scott.
Okay.
I've given up on expecting Michael doing the right thing... ...the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing
Oh, they're still not done.
Where do you want your last paycheck sent?
I know. It's okay.
I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote.
Not cool, man.
Mountainton, I think.
I think you guys would hit it off in an odd way.
Darryl said I could use the baler because I'm leaving.
Good, real personal. Thanks, Michael.
Just get one that'll shred magazines.
I've given up expecting ECI to do the right thing
Sounds great. I just think it's great.
What would you like?
It’s Ping!
Oh, you mean this?
Well...
No problem. Sorry.
Aw, wow.
Okay. Here we are in the conference room.
How about cupcakes?
Oh, no, no, no.
"as 'of the highest kind, quality, or order,
Okay, that sounds good. Thank you.
The job was not mine to give.
I had cake for lunch.
Catch you guys on the flippety-flip.
Good job, boss. Yeah. We did it.
who's gonna get you your paper
every time you go if that's what it takes.
or did you think we were gonna have sex at some point?