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Okay.
Is that why, Mister Feminist?
For Devi, it's a logical response
She's just so... Indian.
-[male voice] Devi, come here. -[clapping in background]
...Devi was all-American.
♪ Oh... ♪
and a boy at school said that I was an un--
You guys saw her hit me, right? You know, my dad's a lawyer.
Damn.
so I'll be his beard until I can springboard off of him
Ben Gross's father, Howard, whom he idolized,
-I can't believe I just did that. -Yeah.
and then bringing shame on an innocent bird?
You're dismissed.
Not right now, you don't. I need your help.
I bet she doesn't let her textbooks fall on the floor.
A week later...
Having just any boyfriend, no matter who he is,
I don't have the time to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.
Go to the principal's office.
[dramatic upbeat music playing]
And systemic racism is not litty.
Maybe this year was looking up after all.
Easy. Blood transfusion.
I know, but I need your help.
[stammers] No, I mean, you died.
but not some nerd from one of AP classes.
One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs.
Your stupid heels are slowing us down. Take them off.
♪ I've been playing games With your heart ♪
He's not molesting me. He's caressing me.
Kanna, what is it?
So what is it you can do this year to succeed at something
Bird?
No. Like a punishment.
-[thuds to floor] -Aside from her friends,
I mean, last year was a freshmen shit-fest.
[crunches]
What's going on?
you were a hillbilly tweaker. I guess you're skinny enough.
♪ Left you thinking in the dark ♪
-[gasps] -[Ben] Wow.
to a straight boyfriend.
Well, of course, Mister Shapiro.
[pleasant music playing]