Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is John McEnroe.

♪ Not likely ♪

So go get 'em, Devi!

♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪

moved to the United States in September 2001.

[McEnroe] He died.

What was that? What happened to the window?

Have you seen the nurse's new haircut? I love it.

Eleanor has a secret boyfriend

And why would she tell Fabiola?

But it didn't matter, because she had her squad.

Good morning, you young, brilliant minds.

Busted. You're a perv.

It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check in.

Prime locker location. Ben Gross is still a dick.

It doesn't matter how it makes me feel.

♪ Then I know you want me more ♪

Talk to me. How does their lie make you feel?

Devi, look, can I be honest with you?

I thought no one would bang me. How could I have AIDS?

Are you out of your goddamn mind? Forget it.

[sarcastically] Me? I'm cool. Cool as ice.

[Devi chuckles]

Her story starts when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,

This way, you don't actually have to say it.

This year, we're rebranding.

[both] Like an internship?

Hey, I am not going to tell you I think you're sexy.

I'm not gonna do them. I'd just like the opportunity to say:

Devi, we don't have an appointment.

There was no medical reason why, but they were definitely not working.

And I am legendary tennis player, John McEnroe.

Plenty of amazing people have died as virgins.

Or is it to watch a bunch of teenage boobs bounce around?

I could never be a model. I'm too curvaceous.

[school bell rings]

This reminds me of a problem I want to talk to you guys about.

[Devi] Oh, my God. It never touched the ground!

why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale?

You could have AIDS.

[nervously] Hi.

-The janitor said-- -No. Just, no.

[book thuds onto floor]

And as it turned out,