Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All the cheeseburgers and banana splits that we can eat, huh?

But don't go alone. You'll need an alibi.

I never would have kept driving.

to be declared sanctuary grounds

And after watching some of their weirder videos, she got the idea.

Are you serious?

Donna and her friends committed a heinous crime and got away with it.

Go out on top, exit gracefully and with dignity.

Because you taught me everything I know about serial killers...

to rebuild and reopen the factory

It's really our only option.

to atone for all the ancient Blossom sins.

You're a fraud, you're a coward.

No, Archie, just listen to me.

Of course, mon amour.

Bret's disfigured face.

Papineeded to be taught a lesson,

that means he's probably been inside many times before.

to become a Real Housewife of New York.

-[sighs] -[Hermosa] Good job.

[telephone ringing]

in the first place was to keep you safe.

Hmm. How... timely.

No, don't worry about it, Mom. I'm going for a run.

Everybody, pack a bag. We're going to check into the Five Seasons. Let's go.

Or maybe this is one of his accomplices.

Hi. We're here to see Bret Weston Wallis.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it, huh?

That's what she told me.

Why, you hatemonger?

And then we'd be forced to tell Jughead the truth

Fix this or perish.

But neither of those sound like good options to me. Agreed?

[Alice] This calls for a celebration.

so I thought that maybe we could write a letter and send it,

Whoever's doing this, it has to be related.

-Come on! -No, wait!

-Where did they do all this? -All over town.

I'm not doing that.