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You can fuck things up all by yourself. So there you have it.
Thanks for taking me home. I can't wait to get into my own bed.
My Lepidolite When I am Anxious
(pants)
(sobs)
- (gasps) - I think he's falling in love with me.
What, seven? Eight out of ten?
No. They let you go. I knew they would.
(muted chatter)
- I never said I wasn't interested. - In or out?
I killed my best friend.
But I suppose it doesn't matter any more.
I don't think he's angry enough to have done it.
She's sorry. lsn't it obvious? She didn't do it on purpose. Just fucking leave it.
(shouts)
Come on.
He likes you, doesn't he?
Couldn't have come at a better time. I am ready if you are.
And what is this? You know the old war bunker over there?
Your skin shrivels.
(chuckles) You're so weird, dude.
- (Geoff) Come on, get it off. Come on. - (Frankie giggles)
Do you have a pen?
(mouths)
Yeah, no. I... I know.
Don't say that. I mean, he could just be ill.
AAA AA
No, I have to tell you something.
I told the lads. This fucking great cheer went up.
- (coughs and retches) - He is. Yeah, he is, I can feel it.
Tom, if you say one word to her, I will fucking kill you.
Take a nice deep breath.
(flies buzz)
(ragged breathing)
Let me see.
- What were they doing here? - Trying to have a good time.
Oh, yes. Martin.
We were so happy.
Why?
(sobs)
His philosophy was: Take everything you can from them.
Liz.
- You have jinxed us. I knew you would. - This is a wind-up.
- Yeah. Shine it down here. - What is that smell? It's disgusting.
I got up at 7 a.m. as usual.
I was down at breakfast by 7:20 a.m. as usual.
But when I try to remember, I can't. There's nothing.
If you want to exist, you have to be pretty. You have to be thin.
- You said I'd be safe. - You are safe.
It's a shit party, but it's a party nonetheless.
No, not at all. Do you want to go first?
- (softly) Thank God. Thank God. - What's wrong?
I killed him for a fucking Coke.
(all scream) Help. Help.
- The four of us? - Yeah.
How could you do this to me, Lizzie? You fucking betrayed me.
Look. Mike, it'd be really quick, right?
Have you ever loved someone so much...
Fuck. It won't open.
(turns TV off)
You will be here completely by yourselves. Enjoy it, all right?
(mewls)
I shot you in the back like six times, dude. You're dead.
- The ladder stops, mate. - What?
Thanks for meeting me. No problem. Shall we go straight there?
Just let me go. I will get the answers.
All right. I am in.
- Sweeties. - (girls shriek)
...like, the whole world.
I have a driver waiting. This is so...
- What did you do on the last day of term? - Is she deaf?
But if you start demanding things...
- What did she do? - Nothing.
- Well, what will we fucking do? - (pipe clatters)
Frankie, what's wrong? Wake up.