Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't resist us, Mr. Powers.

Who does Gunnar Angeles work for?

Right. Let me show you, baby.

~And expect it to fly free~ -Ya, ya, ya, ya.

Jesus Christ, boy.

What happens in Canada Is quite inconsequential

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~Austin Powers~

Hey, I've never seen that big star before.

You're gonna be very lonely.

Surprise Mother Fucker!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah, and I can’t believe Pee-Wee was gay…

Here, have a piece of gum.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

I was just trying to get a rise out of you, baby That's all

What brings you here with us today?

I wanna touch your penis

This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta... Alotta Fagina.

"Cleansing complete."

Who hates simone biles? Honestly.

Welcome to the nineties.

~A thousand thundering thrills await me~

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, all right?

ONE MILLION SNEAKERS

...you're using a Virtucon product.

The late Guru Shastry.

and not actually witness them dying.

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Right now we've got GenAI AND GenResponbility It's a very groovy time

No, not dead. Burned. Badly.

Just to get things moving, ya know

she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

Okay. Well. We've heard from you, Scott.

I didnt baby You just told me

You know, a lot's changed since 1967.

It's really bizarre.

I get it. I have a bad hockey team

I’m the responsible one I’m always the designated driver

That's a start.

Hello, Mr, Powell

And that is to have F15's with frickin' laser beams attached to their Heads!

I'm with it. I'm hip.

Welcome to Las Vegas, sir.

Not The QB Productions.!

Twenty beats your five.

and a factory in Chicago...

I only want one thing And that is to have cars with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads

After hot yoga…

We're gonna get through this!

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Welcome to Virtucon, company of the future.

Smashing, baby.

Honestly, it's not mine

Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks...

So, Austin, good luck.

Popopopopopo with old spice

She's extremely dedicated.

A million chains isn't exactly a lot of chains these days

We're going to outfit you with this.

The Silence Of The Lambs

When you were frozen...

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

This is my project, Oprah

my reaction to the cartoon network website shutting down

It'll be fun. Bang! Dead. Done.

~How I fell in love with you~ -Oh, you know what?

Back in the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine...

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They're always after me 100%!

They are after me lucky charms!

~To the BBC? Yeah, yeah, yeah!~

You know, top and tails, a whore's bath.

Scott, my boy, how are you?

How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham?

One million houses

She would make outrageous claims, like she knows regex better than Jerry.

He’ll come back out. Jim will shoot a hole through the wall.

Now, I want you to find out what part Virtucon plays...

Circular saw with frocking laser beams

And then there's this.

I hope I didn’t say that out loud just now

One Million agents

Women want him, and men want to be him.

Can AI Blackmail You? Let's just say, I'd behave if I were U

with this cartoon leprechaun...

Austin did some reconnaissance work last night at Alotta Fagina's penthouse.

This sort of thing aint my bag, baby.

Who wears slippers in the tub? Honestly!

what if Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was made by paramount pictures instead of new line cinema

Good god! He's back!

I'm Basil Exposition with British lntelligence.

begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

We'll take you, and we'll go out on the town...

Grim Facade Sinister Obsession

One million dollars!

~Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns~

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(This sort of thing is my bag, baby)...

Let’s make love!

I will never have sex with you, ever!

Well, you must admit, she is rather mannish

who steals a shoe honestly

Who bombs a zoo? Honestly.

Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein.

-Come on. Can I get a smile?

You're Watching For The People On ABC You're Watching Bull On CBS

My reaction that The Angry Birds Movie 3 has been cancelled

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby ended with the Big Bad, Deputy Doo-Doo,

Okay I get it I’m not good at golden tee

I love you, too, son.

-Burt Bacharach plays his hits... -Hey Burt! Hey. Yeah.

Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.

When I know it’s Cambodian

Because of this process I have no inner monologue

No, not at all, Basil.

Who does Number 2 work for? That's right Kelly. You show that turd who's boss

Well, you know...

U.S. v. Goerig:

Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.

~No honeymoon in Paris~ -No, it's not working!

This organization will not tolerate failure

Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together.

That's not the way to get a leg up in life

What do we have?

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We’ll be there.

It seems we have no choice but to pay your ransom.

(hans peeing) ugh! Shane peeing longest on water bottle.

My Name Is Earl

My reaction that My Little Pony G5 is over

There really is nothing like a shorn hip ball. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it

Smell like cabbage.

Oh, that's fantastic, Basil! Thanks.

Scott Throw me a Frickin Bone Here....

WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~BBC Five. BBC Six. BBC Seven.~

to say hello and now it's gone back down below.

As we know The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world

you have to get it into your head that times have changed.

Friends with benefits

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That's not mine.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

~These days~ -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

All right, guard...

~You showed me how to do~

~What the world needs now~

~and when my heart has heard, well, it takes my breath away~

Well in many ways the Big Boy never left sir. They’ve always provided a quality meal at affordable prices.

Call the President.

he would make outrageous claims like he invented skateboarding

Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil.

~And when I think about you~

Is it cold in here?

How to deal with Putin: "I'll come back down here, boom! I'll blow his brains out."

I am sound as a pound

Enjoy that wine.

There was a hair in my sundae. I know it’s a wire.

You seem surprised to see me, Miss Fagina.

That's right buddy! You show that pack test who's boss