Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you, too, son.

What do we have?

Surprise Mother Fucker!

They're always after me 100%!

~Austin Powers~

That's right buddy! You show that pack test who's boss

~To the BBC? Yeah, yeah, yeah!~

You're gonna be very lonely.

We'll take you, and we'll go out on the town...

I only want one thing And that is to have cars with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads

Yeah, and I can’t believe Pee-Wee was gay…

I'm with it. I'm hip.

Enjoy that wine.

This sort of thing aint my bag, baby.

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After hot yoga…

What brings you here with us today?

When you were frozen...

Oh, that's fantastic, Basil! Thanks.

No, not at all, Basil.

Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together.

It'll be fun. Bang! Dead. Done.

My reaction that My Little Pony G5 is over

Good god! He's back!

I wanna touch your penis

How to deal with Putin: "I'll come back down here, boom! I'll blow his brains out."

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That's a start.

Grim Facade Sinister Obsession

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Well, you know...

It seems we have no choice but to pay your ransom.

Circular saw with frocking laser beams

There was a hair in my sundae. I know it’s a wire.

~No honeymoon in Paris~ -No, it's not working!

Smashing, baby.

Right now we've got GenAI AND GenResponbility It's a very groovy time

The Silence Of The Lambs

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Let’s make love!

I am sound as a pound

I’m the responsible one I’m always the designated driver

Is it cold in here?

You're Watching For The People On ABC You're Watching Bull On CBS

He’ll come back out. Jim will shoot a hole through the wall.

and not actually witness them dying.

Twenty beats your five.

~Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns~

You know, a lot's changed since 1967.

One million dollars!

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, all right?

who steals a shoe honestly

ONE MILLION SNEAKERS

~You showed me how to do~

When I know it’s Cambodian

It's really bizarre.

They are after me lucky charms!

That's not the way to get a leg up in life

You seem surprised to see me, Miss Fagina.

-Burt Bacharach plays his hits... -Hey Burt! Hey. Yeah.

Welcome to Las Vegas, sir.

I get it. I have a bad hockey team

Okay. Well. We've heard from you, Scott.

~And when I think about you~

Right. Let me show you, baby.

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My reaction that The Angry Birds Movie 3 has been cancelled

We're going to outfit you with this.

Hello, Mr, Powell

Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.

How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham?

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NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(hans peeing) ugh! Shane peeing longest on water bottle.

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

We're gonna get through this!

you have to get it into your head that times have changed.

Who hates simone biles? Honestly.

(This sort of thing is my bag, baby)...

And that is to have F15's with frickin' laser beams attached to their Heads!

Friends with benefits

Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.

She would make outrageous claims, like she knows regex better than Jerry.

Who does Gunnar Angeles work for?

The late Guru Shastry.

Austin did some reconnaissance work last night at Alotta Fagina's penthouse.

with this cartoon leprechaun...

he would make outrageous claims like he invented skateboarding

...you're using a Virtucon product.

Popopopopopo with old spice

You know, top and tails, a whore's bath.

You can't resist us, Mr. Powers.

what if Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was made by paramount pictures instead of new line cinema

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

and a factory in Chicago...

What happens in Canada Is quite inconsequential

Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks...

Not The QB Productions.!

Back in the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine...

One million houses

Can AI Blackmail You? Let's just say, I'd behave if I were U

U.S. v. Goerig:

I'm Basil Exposition with British lntelligence.

Who wears slippers in the tub? Honestly!

Scott Throw me a Frickin Bone Here....

Who does Number 2 work for? That's right Kelly. You show that turd who's boss

Here, have a piece of gum.

One Million agents

That's not mine.

This organization will not tolerate failure

Honestly, it's not mine

Scott, my boy, how are you?

begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil.

There really is nothing like a shorn hip ball. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it

As we know The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world

Jesus Christ, boy.

I didnt baby You just told me

This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta... Alotta Fagina.

So, Austin, good luck.

Welcome to Virtucon, company of the future.

Women want him, and men want to be him.

she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

"Cleansing complete."

A million chains isn't exactly a lot of chains these days

We’ll be there.

~How I fell in love with you~ -Oh, you know what?

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just trying to get a rise out of you, baby That's all

And then there's this.

Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein.

Well, you must admit, she is rather mannish

Okay I get it I’m not good at golden tee

She's extremely dedicated.

I will never have sex with you, ever!

I hope I didn’t say that out loud just now

Hey, I've never seen that big star before.

~and when my heart has heard, well, it takes my breath away~

Because of this process I have no inner monologue

Now, I want you to find out what part Virtucon plays...

Just to get things moving, ya know

All right, guard...

to say hello and now it's gone back down below.

Well in many ways the Big Boy never left sir. They’ve always provided a quality meal at affordable prices.

Who bombs a zoo? Honestly.

~A thousand thundering thrills await me~

~What the world needs now~

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

-Come on. Can I get a smile?

This is my project, Oprah

~These days~ -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

~And expect it to fly free~ -Ya, ya, ya, ya.

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby ended with the Big Bad, Deputy Doo-Doo,

No, not dead. Burned. Badly.

My Name Is Earl

Call the President.

~BBC Five. BBC Six. BBC Seven.~

Smell like cabbage.

my reaction to the cartoon network website shutting down

Welcome to the nineties.