Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is my project, Oprah

(hans peeing) ugh! Shane peeing longest on water bottle.

Call the President.

I am sound as a pound

Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You can't resist us, Mr. Powers.

Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It'll be fun. Bang! Dead. Done.

Twenty beats your five.

Surprise Mother Fucker!

who steals a shoe honestly

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

(This sort of thing is my bag, baby)...

Yeah, and I can’t believe Pee-Wee was gay…

~To the BBC? Yeah, yeah, yeah!~

Who bombs a zoo? Honestly.

I hope I didn’t say that out loud just now

~You showed me how to do~

I'm Basil Exposition with British lntelligence.

Enjoy that wine.

Welcome to Las Vegas, sir.

Now, I want you to find out what part Virtucon plays...

Well, you must admit, she is rather mannish

Hey, I've never seen that big star before.

There really is nothing like a shorn hip ball. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it

How to deal with Putin: "I'll come back down here, boom! I'll blow his brains out."

What do we have?

Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.

~A thousand thundering thrills await me~

...you're using a Virtucon product.

What happens in Canada Is quite inconsequential

Just to get things moving, ya know

Hello, Mr, Powell

Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein.

What brings you here with us today?

The late Guru Shastry.

We'll take you, and we'll go out on the town...

All right, guard...

And that is to have F15's with frickin' laser beams attached to their Heads!

Okay I get it I’m not good at golden tee

Who does Gunnar Angeles work for?

A million chains isn't exactly a lot of chains these days

That's not the way to get a leg up in life

I get it. I have a bad hockey team

You know, a lot's changed since 1967.

Honestly, it's not mine

Good god! He's back!

Okay. Well. We've heard from you, Scott.

That's not mine.

I’m the responsible one I’m always the designated driver

I'm with it. I'm hip.

Who does Number 2 work for? That's right Kelly. You show that turd who's boss

How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham?

After hot yoga…

They are after me lucky charms!

Oh, that's fantastic, Basil! Thanks.

Jesus Christ, boy.

~And when I think about you~

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Women want him, and men want to be him.

This organization will not tolerate failure

Who hates simone biles? Honestly.

~BBC Five. BBC Six. BBC Seven.~

My reaction that My Little Pony G5 is over

You seem surprised to see me, Miss Fagina.

to say hello and now it's gone back down below.

I was just trying to get a rise out of you, baby That's all

He’ll come back out. Jim will shoot a hole through the wall.

That's right buddy! You show that pack test who's boss

~Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns~

U.S. v. Goerig:

No, not at all, Basil.

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Let’s make love!

Welcome to Virtucon, company of the future.

So, Austin, good luck.

Well, you know...

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby ended with the Big Bad, Deputy Doo-Doo,

begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

Smell like cabbage.

WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here, have a piece of gum.

I wanna touch your penis

~How I fell in love with you~ -Oh, you know what?

When I know it’s Cambodian

Austin did some reconnaissance work last night at Alotta Fagina's penthouse.

We're going to outfit you with this.

No, not dead. Burned. Badly.

~And expect it to fly free~ -Ya, ya, ya, ya.

We’ll be there.

I love you, too, son.

Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks...

Right. Let me show you, baby.

he would make outrageous claims like he invented skateboarding

And then there's this.

~What the world needs now~

One million houses

Back in the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine...

My Name Is Earl

Scott Throw me a Frickin Bone Here....

ONE MILLION SNEAKERS

My reaction that The Angry Birds Movie 3 has been cancelled

This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta... Alotta Fagina.

Right now we've got GenAI AND GenResponbility It's a very groovy time

One Million agents

I didnt baby You just told me

Popopopopopo with old spice

Circular saw with frocking laser beams

Well in many ways the Big Boy never left sir. They’ve always provided a quality meal at affordable prices.

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They're always after me 100%!

You're gonna be very lonely.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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We're gonna get through this!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I will never have sex with you, ever!

As we know The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world

That's a start.

~Austin Powers~

and not actually witness them dying.

The Silence Of The Lambs

Who wears slippers in the tub? Honestly!

Can AI Blackmail You? Let's just say, I'd behave if I were U

~No honeymoon in Paris~ -No, it's not working!

-Come on. Can I get a smile?

Is it cold in here?

~These days~ -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Grim Facade Sinister Obsession

There was a hair in my sundae. I know it’s a wire.

One million dollars!

It's really bizarre.

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, all right?

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I only want one thing And that is to have cars with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads

and a factory in Chicago...

Scott, my boy, how are you?

Welcome to the nineties.

She's extremely dedicated.

You're Watching For The People On ABC You're Watching Bull On CBS

Not The QB Productions.!

-Burt Bacharach plays his hits... -Hey Burt! Hey. Yeah.

~and when my heart has heard, well, it takes my breath away~

my reaction to the cartoon network website shutting down

Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together.

"Cleansing complete."

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

When you were frozen...

she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

Friends with benefits

She would make outrageous claims, like she knows regex better than Jerry.

with this cartoon leprechaun...

It seems we have no choice but to pay your ransom.

You know, top and tails, a whore's bath.

you have to get it into your head that times have changed.

Because of this process I have no inner monologue

what if Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was made by paramount pictures instead of new line cinema

This sort of thing aint my bag, baby.

Smashing, baby.