Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

~You keep saying, you got something for me.~

Can you believe John Smith is getting married tomorrow?

Oh My God, He's Back! Well In many ways Deep Info Never Left, Sir

Come on. Let's go. On your bike.

So, Scott, why don't we start with you?

Who are these people?

Whatever happens,

Honestly! That sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

Meat and two veg My twig and berries

Only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war.

Yes. I'm having difficulty controlling...

When you try to look good in front of your crush

Russian Intelligence? Are you mad?

That's right Daniel You show those turds who's boss!

Oh, no. He's gone away.

Is it cold in here?

What does gimp stand for?

~The magic piper of love~ -Come on. Can I get a smile?

Missionaries of Lasalette

Getting to the Winter Olympics: Summers in Rangoon... Luge lessons

~They've giving you a number~ -Judo! Judo!

You're Watching The Flash On The CW You're Watching The 100 On The CW

This is Commander Gilmour, U.S. Strategic Command...

It seems the tables have turned

I've had enough of you pushing me around

Mount string bikini virgin? Yes, please!

It’s breathtaking, really.

My Reaction That The WB Got Shutdown

Gentlemen, lets get down to business

Patch me through to the United Nations security secret meeting room.

No clicky links y’all

Forty million dollars!

~Now there is no simple way~

just to get things moving

200-billion-parameter

This organization Will not Tolerate Failure

#12 is man Baby!

Who are These people!?

Let me ask you a question...

that hurts daddy when you say that…

who steals a roll gate, honestly

One vinyl record album...

~Of love~ -Come on, you boys. Get together. Come on.

~And now you love me too~ -I'm sorry that bug up your ass

Can I Hold Your Hand? Uh, No

900 million dollars!

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Or sometimes not at all.

multiple chat clients? I too like to live googley

You said if it didn't look like you were coming back...

Well finally, we can enjoy pineapple on our pizza, eh comrades?

London, Engaland

They are... mutated sea bass...

My God, man, what have you done?

~I touch myself~

Remind me what I pay you people for

~And now you love me too~ -Come and have some champagne with me.

No! No! No! I've got to get Dr. Evil!

WHO GETS JUST ONE COOKIE? HONESTLY!

I know what... I'll take the elevator.

“Oh That Gus! Inc. Oh Us

i can’t believe her testosterone levels were high

Who rides a bus? Honestly.

I hope this means you're boiling up to make a pass before we're done.

Oh, I ordered some champagne. Come in!

Your dad loved her very much.

Trying to hug anyone in i.t.

Hello, Keith. This is Grandas Exposition from British Intelligence.

Margaret Thatcher…

You just told me

Virtucon alone makes over $9 billion a year.

You know, I haven't had this much fun since college.

…yay capitalism…

~the way it tends to be these days~

~There's a service I can render~

Why? Are... Aren't you even gonna watch them?

Here let me help.you up Kimberley Oh I fell over again

I need you to go to Alotta Fagina's penthouse immediately.

It's frickin freezing in here Tiger Boy!!

Austin, it's a swinging shindig!

Whoa. [screaming]

I'm going to go across the street and get you some orange sherbet.

Not in the nineties, Austin.

Black belts go like

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Time for rape. Get naked immediately. NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE DO NOT RAPE ME SPARE MY PENSIES AND ALL MYSE ANEUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was going to have a cover story in Forbes.

Okay. Austin Danger Powers

Random Task Show them what you do

TLS vs # 2 RONAN

We’ll Be There

Where's my food?

I'm just joking, mother. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you...

Come, everyone.

Travel manager When they book a trip 7 days out

Ah, er... look, it's a guard.

No! No! No No No No! What We Going To Do?

Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done.

No this is the conflict in a vacuum: Help we're in a vacuum. How did we get into this vacuum?

Who starts in Morocco, Honestly?

A chased man who died mysteriously

"This sort of thing is my bag, baby."

Right. I've had enough.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum

Two million dollars!!

Why get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Android?

Your timing is impeccable. Go ahead. Take Mr. Powers away.

After your turn 40...

I think you're shagadelic baby __You're switched on.__ __You're smashing.__

Oh groovy. Smashing. Yay science.

Some of you I Know Some of you I'm meeting for the first time

Austin, where did you find these?

We don't want to have to bail you guys out again like after WW II.

Ukranians with frickin' lasers

I'm just beginning to see what my mummy was talking about all those years ago.

~To everyone he meets~ -minutes and counting.

Okay. I'll hurry back.

In fact, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you...

Happy Fathers Day

Nomads, you know.

and now our feature presentation.

I want chicken, I want liver.

Oooh Behave !!!

It’s a very groovy time

In many ways xmpp never left

Weather control

Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Louise, Lay Down And Go To Sleep, No

REC productions AUDI PRODUCTIONS

Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars?

Oh dear. Hold on. Coffee?

My reaction that TVOkids got shutdown in Malaysia Today!

I am the boss LOL

I actually had to be rather firm with him.

she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

Oh. And there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallows...

1987 to 1991 Jeep Grand Wagoneer SJ

~You showed me how to do~

900 million dollars!

1992 to 1994 Ford E350 Van

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Who does Gunnar Angeles Work for

You know how Mr. Kensington feels about that.

Virtucon is a leading manufacturer

My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet

~Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind~ -There you go. Come on, baby. Yeah! Yeah!

What are you doing? (MUFflEd ScreaMiNg)

~can't disguise~

Shall we cig now Or cig later

A hundred dollars

You fight like a woman.

Come on, let's go!

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!?

Me? No, of course not.

Me after a four-hour Swimrun in LA I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned

Okay. Moving on ...

I won't bite... hard.

You can't just go off shagging anybody anymore.

Help! I'm in a nutshell!

Ah, here she is.

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soca to me baby

That's a start. You know. That's something.

and the toothbrush is the detonation device.

A million dollars is not exactly a lot of money these days.

Who shuns a thread? Honestly.

Alotta, Alotta Clashes

"Who's going to take over the world when I die?"

That's a lot more.

Reiteration’s my middle name.

To the BBK! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

You're Watching The Flash On The CW You're Watching The 100 On The CW

I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.

~BBC One. BBC Two. BBC Three. BBC Four.~

Oh. Groovy. Smashing. Yay, capitalism.

I see you like to live dangerously

Can you believe john smith is getting married tomorrow

Ooh, that is the spot, all right.

Do you want to speak to him?

so if you'll please take your seats...

Well, finally, those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh?

♫ come on and love me now ♫

It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

1996 to 2002 Chevrolet Express Box Truck

(Gay) sex, yes please!

Listen, why don't we go in the back and shag?

One book: Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me...

You just don’t get it, do you JT?

My jumbo jet! Smashing, baby!

And then the guy says something in Paris talk...

You have my instructions. Bye-bye.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium...

She was very groovy.

I learned it from my Guru.

How did you know You just told me