Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Surface Return To Another World

she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

That's all For shits and giggles

If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth...

15 million dollars

One million dollars!

My Reaction That Chic The Slacker Got Terminated

That's not your stuntwoman, that's a man baby!!

Mark Zuckerberg you owe me Five Billion Dollars!

I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn.

Right. Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

900 million dollars!

You Just don't get it, do you brad?

Female boxing judges Be like

Hello, Austin. This is Basil Exposition from British Intelligence.

that so many of his friends showed up to honour him today.

Who spits on a player? Honestly.

~Who cares what games we choose?~ -It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!

i have a jar of bacon grease… …in my kitchen…

All right, baldy. Shut your cakehole.

How was your day?

THAT'S RIGHT GET NOSCOPED!

~And now you love me too~ -Why?

"if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick."

Look at that face. Coming in. Come on.

Who throws a shit? Honestly

Not The QB Productions$

OK I GET IT I HAVE BAD BREATH

Oh! Look. There's an emergency exit. Go get help.

~No, not just for some~

~Secret agent man! Secret agent man!~

Let this be a reminder to you all...

Call that ambulance.

(WAPOOSH) Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome (back) to [Grand Theft Auto 5]!

Activision presents...a smashing blast from the past!

Vice Presidential debate:

2.6 MILLION DOLLARS!

See, what happened was er... I broke in trying to get to Dr. Evil.

There is no rivalry anymore there’s only the playoff

Dr. Evil, over the last 30 years...

I’ll be sound as a pound!

You shot me right in the arm! Why did...

No, actually I er... I have to save the world.

Liquid hot mumma!

Yes. This is Mrs. Harvin.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

Whe... Where am I?

SOCA to me baby

We're watching the Cinemassacre Productions!

~You been messin'~ -These are the latest word

Who throw's a shoe, seriously

Pig nooooooooooooooooooo

It's one of Dr. Evil's assassins.

Hello, everybody.

Let me slip into something more comfortable.

they were put on the endangered species list.

~I try, it's never gonna let me~

What did you eat?

~Watch out. Someone's gonna get me~

What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that?

Who throws a shoe? GATORS

Bring in the Ballots!!

You'll be working with Miss Kensington.

I bought you your orange shirbirt.

Signed by pjewjew powers

grunkle stan is not what he seems, not what he seems, not what he seems, a tale of two jermas

Vapid Clown Van

I like women of that… Caliber

Who leaves mid-shoe? Honestly.

Prepare the jet, bring my overnight bag...

Just to get things moving, you know

Evacuation comp-

that you are to be knighted.

We'll be there.

I will tell you all in due time.

POOP! ON THE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Taken From Someone Get The Dance

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VOLATILE CHEMICALS

LOF DEV Be like ...

On billion dollars!

Who loses a safe? Honestly.

I'm in quite a lot of pain

before you start, that was a preemptive "shh!"

russia forces seize chernobyl power plant

Atta boy, Colonel. Let that turd know who is Boss

Unfortunately for yours truly... that shipped has sailed

~he stays a stranger~

You're Watching Forbidden: Dying For Love On ID You're Watching You Me Her On DirecTV

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the little boys' room.

My father would womanize, he would drink… He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark

Here in swinging Tuscola!

~If you were to ignore me~

You're Watching Lengthal Weapon On Fox You're Watching Legion On FX

Margaret Thatcher Naked on a cold day.

Well in many ways Big Boy Never left, sir. He's Always Offered The Same High-Quality Meals...

My name is Dragon.

~...me. Don't be afraid. You can call me.~

You know, a lot's changed since Python 2.7

I'm just joking Vanessa I'm just trying to get a rise out of you!

1.6 million dollars

900 million dollars!

Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

Allow myself to oppress…. Myself

Yeah, yeah. Come on!

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My Reaction To UPN Got Shutdown

You just don’t get it, do you, Bear?

Vapid Speedo Custom

~Caught in the sights~ -Oh, you're wicked!

Vanessa is one of our top agents.

I shagged her rotten, baby! Yeah!

The winged horn. The winged horn.

Ein Paar Italienische Schuhe Bon giorno, jungs

The ultimate gentleman spy. Irresistible to women...

Pon me otro cubata que me meo

Epic Rap Battles of History.

This is candy I’m having fun

I’m sure fantasy owners will be “dropping” him.

I have no inner monologue.

No, man, freedom didn't fail.

John Smith won't be coming.

~I get down on my knees~

My reaction that wake up Carlo the movie has not confirmed a release date

ALLEZ HOP ALLEZ HOP

That’s the spot alright, that’s the spot right there.

What does Medicare Part B pay for?

♫ cause you will never show ♫

Right, lads. Alright! Move, move, move! Let's go!

Well in many ways boris never really left

Those Filthy Beggars. They Go From Port To Port

And I don't want to sound paranoid but...

But unfortunately for yours truly...

to the United Nations in a few days.

I just love you I just love you I just I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you I just love you

I’m sorry baby, I didn’t know it was your turn.

Now What? Productions

~That always comes my way~ -That's it. Yeah.

to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent...

I didn't spend eight years in evil graduate school to be called "Miss" Thank you very much.

You keep your eye on the Italian bird.

~Put on the telly~

~Put on the telly~

Darling, you have to understand, in Britain in the sixties...

delivering a 50-kiloton nuclear warhead deep into the liquid hot core of the planet.

involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

Careful, Austin.

I like to see girls of that... caliber.

Well, in many ways, blogging never left, sir.

Federal investigation.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE RUSSELL BRAND WAS A NONCE

give your libido a rest.

I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

Hi I'm tam With a bricky

FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK!

~I can hardly wait to hold, feel my arms around you~

spacecraft with frickin' laser beams attached to its deck

One blue crushed velvet suit...

well, in many ways, ass-a-face never left, sir

I'm still gonna melt every city on the planet...

One Large french fries

dr evil is showing anime on the telescreen

Oh I tripped Oh I tripped

SEND IN THE GUARDS!!

Now, I really wanted to travel.

Oh Groovy Smashing Yay Plagiarism

ONE HUNDRED BILLION GOLAZOS

That’s right buddy you show that turd Who’s boss

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.

have laser beams attached to their heads.

"Hey, quit hassling me 'cause I don't speak French or whatever."

FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK!

He's quite wily, like his old man.