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~Tell the one who loves you, only~
Give him 5 seconds. He’ll get it
No doubt, luv, but as long as people...
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Russian Intelligence? Are you mad???
Usually silent, though the first two episodes of Family Guy have a brief ditty that resembles the theme song.
Good. Gentlemen, it's come to my attention
~Is love, sweet love.~
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IT'S FRICKIN' FREEZING OUT THERE,
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to...
Hey! Hey, Just grab ahold of something, bite your lip and give it hell.” Come on!
He was decapitated by an ill tempered mutated sea bass
~When I think about you, I touch myself~
I think I'm gonna like living in the nineties.
Well, in many ways, the Beacon never left, sir.
TLS vs # 2 RONAN
feline complications to the reanimation process...
descobrindo THOUGH, THOUGHT, TOUGH, THROUGH
Shall we cig now Or cig later
Five Billion Dollars!
Oh, behave.
"Hey, leprechaun man! Leprechaun man!"
Oh, groovy, baby. Yeah.
Wait.
Well in many ways recruiting never left They've always provided OL at affordable prices
Yeah And I Can't Believe Joker was gay
Who throws a server? Honestly.
Hello, Dr. Evil.
I don't have double standards! Inconsistency ain't my bag, baby.
Listen, Mr. Powers.
Why don't you just shoot him now?
He's handsome, witty...
One million sneakers
~Maybe it's late, but just~
Who steals a yable ? Honestly.
Uuuuhxg and pumbaa rewind
Oh, yeah.
you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth.
Powers volunteered to have himself frozen...
yes beryl washingmachinerette? what do you wash? ao nang and koh lanta.
900 million dollars!
Oops! Sorry.
Small hands.
Right....
(This sort of thing is my bag, baby)
one million dollars
~The charmed kittens~ -Very good. Very good.
Never mind.
Attention. Stage one: laser cutting beginning.
~And that's just what they'll do~ -Kill these women.
Me being real with my wife about an ex.
Uh. Well, I went to Oxford...
Allow myself to Oppress….myself
That's not a woman It's a man, baby!!!
Now to Dr. Evil.
That's beautiful.
It’s a man baby
right then and there.
I want take you out for a night on the town.
noooooo
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Thank you!
hmm
Who rides a train? Honestly.
2031
it's a geosynchronous positioning device.
Stage three: reanimation beginning.
NOOOOO!
~of love~
Okay, well, now, I'm going to have to go, mummy, but I love you.
Jaime benn
What's the other thing that scares you?
I’ll hit.
Patty O'Brien - ex-Irish assassin.
Jesus boy! What did you eat?!?!
Not really. Kill the little bastard. See what I care.
I love you, Dad.
Thank you.
I don't get that, mommy.
You're Watching New Girl On Fox You're Watching LA To Vegas On Fox
We tried to get some but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape.
That also already has happened.
~your face~
~when I think about you, I touch myself~
Oh, thank you.
Hey, I can take my Sega, right, Dad?
At ease, boys.
Whe... Where Am I?
Nice tile What is that? 48 inches?
I suggest you hit, sir.
My Italian confidential secretary
No David
Boopie would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Hello, Mrs. Kensington.
Oh, hell, let's just do what we always do:
and you don't realize there is no world anymore.
I think it is such a tribute
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are you ready kids, aye aye captain. I can't hear you. aye aye captain. ooooooooooooooooooooh.
900 million dollars!
You know, can I just say something that may sound a little...
help! i’m in a nutchel
Okay. Name: Austin... Danger Powers.
-Born and shoot.
Good night, Austin.
One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump...
Whoa, hot! Hot, hot! Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Whoa, hot! hot, hot! Whoa, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
Really? Was it ill-tempered?
Being Ethical Pretty standard, really.
I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers.
by Austin Powers.
~That always comes my way~ -And I'm born and shoot.
BRUTUS BE LIKE
Kyra Johnson. Deceased, Fleeing and Eluding
~You showed me how to do~ -Oh no. No!
Dead... Ham sandwich
Can AI Blackmail You? ...I'd behave if I were you
~Now there is a sorrow~ -And I'm born and shoot.
Yanno Connor, a thousand dollars isn’t even a lot of money these days.
One Million Tickets
Who are these people? BioDOptix
and er... Phillips, feed my fish.
I'm just going to assume my sump pump is working, what?
YES PLEASE!
JUDO CHOP JUDO CHOP
I think you're shagadelic baby You're switched on. You're smashing.
those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.
(screaming like a girl)
at competitive prices.
pakistan after 3 days
helloi hate you
JUDO CHOP
That ain’t no woman That’s a man, man
One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump...
ALL CHANTING IN XHOSA
Jesus Christ, boy. What did you eat?
Very squeakadelic
Darling, you look fabulous. Okay, baby.
ALLEZ HOP ALLEZ HOP
I'm going to need you to sign these release forms.
ok
I think that's gettin' it for the first time, dont you?
PV I'm still allive but I'm Very Badly claimed
oh. groovy. smashing. yay, mail.
Consistency ain't my bag, baby!
OPENING TO DINOSAUR 2001 VHS
Which we call “Murder”
Coming through.
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Not my bag baby!
And, Austin, Her Majesty the Queen informs me...
Yeah. Okay. Cheeky, huh? Yeah.
"We would like to ask you to fasten" -Oh, look at that! Oh, turbulence!
Floss as a Murder Weapon ! Lol
Dry hands, smells like cabbbage
~Look at yourself, look at yourself~ -Sure!
Let me tell you a little story about a man named "shh!"
Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?
Shit.
Well, in many ways, football never left, sir
Okay!...
ZOOTOPIA SUCKS. IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS.P
to our buddy, John Smith,...
That ain’t no woman That’s a man, baby
Saucer of milk, table for two!
Oh, yes. You're not officially working for Ministry of Defense...
Why not?
Oh Behave
900 million dollars!
My name is number 2
Finance now SAYS
I Said No
opening to finding nemo 2003 dvd
No!
-Do you want me to do it? -Yes!
~Don't be afraid, you can~ -hard.
No wait a minute.
I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
I Didn't See That One Coming. No.
Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties.
~Exactly what you do~ -You all right?
Oh, God! No! No, I made him sleep on the sofa.
As you know, the royal family of Britain...
oh hell noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Does that make you horny?
You just dont get it do you?
Not So Fast! No!
these puzzles for my guests no wonder they couldn't solve them! anyway 66.7.20 i know about saveddro's betrayal that it ended cutting my pubic hair off bald and it never grew back! and the wine was so dunky but i ensmellelev it i enjoyed it meanwhile atrus was so insistant about linking back to the mechanical age.
A million evals isn't exactly a lot of evals these days
~No honeymoon in Paris~ -Go change. There you go.
-I'm... -Shh!
You're all right, baby?
~Make me tea?~
But my design was perfect.
Oh this is dart I’m having fun
I thought, perhaps, we could disguise ourselves as tourists
Get up!
Does that make you horny?
pls sega don't turn into the game
Evacuation comp-
I see you like to live dangerously
~Is love, sweet love.~
About 15 years ago, we changed from volatile chemicals...
Not A Doctor Shh
One hundred dollars.
Ham Sandwich
~BBC heaven.~
No!
~Make love to me~
How do you do?
Mustafa, Frau Farbissina...
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Yes
You know, Miss Fagina.
Now, Scott
"It's Bizarre."
You know, Vanessa...
That's fascinating, Vanessa.
Position the Vulcan.
Oh my God!
SMORGASBORD
Sony Pictures Animation developing a film with anthropomorphic animals
Who does tier 3 work for?
~of love~ -and I'll show you
That's not your mother, it's a man baby
We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for...
ABORT
Honestly, it's not mine.
at competitive prices.
100 BILLION DOLLARS! (99 left to go......)
I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.
whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.
#NO
Bad Cat! No No No!
Did you get my other gift?
You've got mail.
the world's most powerful subterranean drill.
Bowen…
Honestly It’s not mine
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