Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. It's not for you.
-We killed. -Well, we literally did.
-CELESTE: Hurry.
MAN: Born-again Christian!
He's called Nandor,
Your presence is a blessing and a privilege.
We will have vampire music, vampire dance,
I'm not sure that's aged well.
-vampire maths. -Wow.
-Is that me? -No.
Helped me land a job in the insurance game.
Well, if you can sort out a concert, we might turn up.
-I got to take a leak, anyway. -You do that.
-CELESTE: What? -Nothing.
is right before I start making all of you vamps.
-Did I promise that? -You did.
the night I met Nadja,
Is Nandor at home?
Guillermo!
I'm excited.
-upstairs in Staten Island. -No.
Well,
Nadja, if we slowed this down,it would stop forever and a day.
I don't even know what "jolf" is,
-Silence this machine.
in a rest stop.
And sad hookups.
Our women do not consider themselves
nor as quick.
It's interpretive dance,
Be kind to Guillermo.
Oh, I don't poach. Vampire code.
GUILLERMO: These are my people now.
NANDOR: Listen to me, little man.
that Dilbert-looking guy?
Worked better at the Cellar. Okay.
-...Lass... -LASZLO: Laszlo, dickhead.
-Guillermo! Save Sam!
Are... Is that real...
He was fine, but he was quite vocal
♪ Up and down♪
to rhyme "cream" with "cream."
♪ To sweet Daisy Lou?♪
you had from me, and just get rid of it.
-And you know Sam, of course?
Leave us. This sounds important.
♪ Tell us, Mr. Hitler♪