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Yes, Mommie.
Happy Mother’s Day to everyone but Christina!
No Banner Ad Issues ever!!
I told him I thought it was a helluva match!
What are you talking about?
Are you having a happy birthday Grace Katerina darling?
- Are you? - No.
She can't.
Most of our expenses, including this apartment, are for your company.
Christmas cards? I've been studying for exams!
Are you having a happy birthday, Lori darling?
You're not a little shop girl any more.
I want you to meet a few financial friends.
ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?! Chris!
No, I'm the one who's grateful, Reverend Mother.
I'll...
Excuse me.
Why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror? Tell me!
Your mother wants you right away.
...if you don't get this part, for Christ's sake, don't hock 'em.
Tina, tell the children to come up and we'll open the presents for real.
Carol Ann!
- A baby? - Yeah.
Get the goddamned company to pay the bill!
QUITTER!
Happy Birthday, Carol Ann!
Why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed!
My daughter would love to have your signature.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ
Happy birthday Dannie
Life is tough enough when you are wanted. Isn't it?
I'd have rather cut off my hand.
cuts both ways.
I'VE BEEN GOING UNDERCOVER AT THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL TO SEE WHICH 12 YEAR OLD I'D BE GIVING 3 TESLAS TO!!! AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! OH NO!!!!!
ME: Planning MY Move to: "Mommy Nature!!"
Why?
Where I belong.
For years I've paid no attention.
What's wire hangers doing in this closet?
You can call me anytime, collect
It's a sword,
Oh, Mommie.
Be quiet! You're always trying to find a way to make people look at you.
Yes, but you get to New York so often.
Could you...
We are leaving. Obviously, she cannot be controlled in this environment.
- Maybe we should elope. - No!
God has brought you to our convent school
Tommy, we'll have the New York steak for two, rare.
That's good, darling.
She's drunk.
It's a privilege to be with you tonight, to accept this honour, this award,
Happy birthday Dannie
I want us to look great and us to live well, but there's a limit.
Don't worry. Love conquers all, right?
When your all gaked up and someone pulls out another bag
You will march yourself upstairs to your room
- The picture is a hit! - Shh!
- Charming hat, Christina. - Thank you, Tommy.
AHH!!! Mommy! Mommy, don't! Mommy, stop! And your room looks like a two-dollar-a-week priced room in some cheap little backstreet town in Oklahoma!
The kid's a couple of months old. It's not going to know.
They'll try to finesse me.
No I Won’t Bitch! No You Won’t?
This afternoon she has to see Mr Mayer.
We parted friends!
It was an ovarian tumour, but completely benign.
If your career's in trouble, it has nothing to do with him.
You, all of you here, and everywhere,
No, it's not good!
Smart Aleck Back Talk!
- Here's what your mother picked out. - Let me take that from you.
Happy Birthday Chris
Your mother's been practising and practising.
When k bomb and cody Break out the third helping of nose nachos
Yeah, we left Billy Porter halfway through the show. Too loud to hear anything resembling lyrics.
Is this an institution of learning, or a teenage brothel?
All right, Jimmy. Come on, darling.
- Look after Christopher. - OK.
- Yes, sir. Joan. - Who? At this hour?
Today is my birthday
I was pregnant seven times with Franchot. I lost them all.
That's Mayer's business. I never tell a man I respect how to run his business.
You're not to leave the school.
Did you?
NO MORE SNEAKERS, EVER!
dont fuck with me
...who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her
His divorce is final?
Bring me the axe!
You know, she wants to...
And there the float and float into a Jeffy a lake. What? I've had to me.
- Oh, Mommie, don't! - Don't you tell me what I'm doing.
No way