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White House is secure. Let's go.
I've got to go.
Well, now it's about the second term.
I, Thomas Adam Kirkman, do solemnly swear...
The Strait of Hormuz is where
Step back from the gate.
I want the Air Force flying in 15 minutes.
Today is about what is in the State of the Co-op
We got to give them something, Karen.
Uh...
in Atlanta at the Conference for the New Urbanism.
Still got three left.
Anyone claiming responsibility?
Guy's never been elected to anything.
Ma'am...
Hey, I need you to watch your sister tonight, okay?
Uh...
Going off just moments ago
A working mother only needs four.
Scrambled or scrambled?
Ma'am.
A D.C. appellate judge will meet us at the White House.
America doesn't need another friend right now.
The Presidential Emergency Operations Center.
there's a designated survivor, Nikki?
Bomb's a dud.
We're under attack. What more authority do you want?
I'm telling you, man, I got half a mind to make a run to Canada.
Do you really believe everything you just said?
Today is about what is in the State of the Co-op
Scared. Confused.
Yeah.
With all due respect, sir,
There's still no word on the President or his detail.
Wow.
And let me guess... You can?
Thank you, Mr. Ambassador.
National Sleep Foundation recommends seven hours
I just have to.
Tom...
In the event of an imminent strike,
- I'm not doing anything. - Tom, I have...
You call it treason.
a listing of every classified location
You were arguing about the President's address.
Mark, bomb disposal techs, CSI,
If it doesn't work, we'll try yours.
as my first act as Commander in Chief, to attack Iran.
till we could piece together enough chatter keywords
Tom Kirkman will not get us through this.
I've got an idea.
I have a three-page phone list
Inform the Surviving Joint Chiefs we are going to... Defcon -1
Yes, sir. I'm on my way.
How many more ways can I say this?
in response to this tremendous act of cowardice,
Don't they realize what a huge asset you are for them?
from the East Room, okay?
because I kissed her good night almost two hours ago.