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Wait. So, if they're starving him then why doesn't he just leave?
- You mean about the poll? - What poll?
I got to go to practice.
Potential slut, now where do people get that kind of idea about me?
I put exactly the wrong kind of pressure on her and I just...
So does it really bother you, or something?
What facts?
Besides, look at me.
What are you doing?
Two bars, two, ready, go!
You know we had a wonderful time last year.
And you haven't even given it a chance.
I'm kidding. My fault genetically. I probably handed pimples down to her.
Okay, so I have a zit, I have a zit on my chin,
Yes, good idea.
Wait. Sharon, hold it.
It's not sexist. The girls win. Just because Mom's mad at you...
You're breaking up with me? Because of what it said on some poll?
In a few years, she'll be gone and never phone...
"What's happened to me?", he thought,
Notice what, he hedged.
Who does she pick to do it with?
You have recited the same mindless, sexist cheer, like, fifty times.
Are you doing this fashion show thing?
Sharon Cherski having a boyfriend and not me,
What? Who's in there?
Who asked you?
I didn't say you need it, I said... Never mind.
Like you don't know about the poll?
So what? Were they kissing? Or more than kissing?
Turn around.
- Nice stitching. - Thank you.
You didn't know? You're on it.
I can't believe you're making me do this.
welcome the opportunity to dress up, to look your best.
And the crime is how much we hate ourselves,
Mom, do you have any cotton swabs?
I guess it's because, you were kind of...