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I mean, I, like all women, am becoming less and less attractive...
Of course, that's the whole idea. Besides, the sewing will relax me.
It's like you need it, it's like some kind of approval that you're...
Can you give me an example of something Kafka-esque?
Turn on the radio, what do you hear?
That's one term for it. Will you look at this? Best butt.
- Oh, God. - Well, they are quite sizable.
"I can't believe you have a teenage daughter, because you look..."
Right. I remember now. That one!
See, I want to get a kind of a Mary Quant look.
A girl's got the sexy legs, so we win the game!
No, it's not sick. It's unbelievably corny, maybe.
I don't hate it. So, can I take it off now?
What's the hot topic of conversation?
Come on. My face was an Italian entree.
Eight people have asked me out, Kyle. Okay? Since Tuesday.
You know, something unconscious and sort of overpowering...
Mom, I may not want to do this.
Hey, you know that paragraph we have to write about that bug guy?
I'm in shock Angela agreed to do this again.
It has nothing to do with what anybody said, it's just...
He dies. They basically kill him.
Go squeeze your zit.
that we've enjoyed before. Is that so much to ask?
Who taught you to hate the race that you belong to?
Sweetheart, it's really for girls who are a little bit older than you are.
No, look at her knees. They're so pointy.
- You're the mother? - Yes.
- Who am I looking my best for? - For you! Of course, this is for you.