Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's, uh, there's more running
Why don't you mind your own (BLEEP) business?
with a bunch of other famous mascots.
Man, I hate being a sidekick to this stupid dog.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Belt activated.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
It's The Joe Show
Good for you and your neighborhood.
Imagine how much they'd love to know
He says it's really catching on.
Starring Joe
than I thought there'd be.
Nice one, Brian.
Hey, Brian?
Two sets of disappointed parents right there.
What were you doing up on the roof last night?
Have volunteered to blow up his air mattress And so much woman's are getting like you kicks
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
- There's Bananarama. - There's, like, one good band.
- Who is this man? - Uh...
Uh, showtime.
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Yeah, I am the brewery mascot.
Peter, Peter, she's garbage. She's garbage.
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
Ooh! Society now. Sir Thomas More up here.
- 'Cause I would think that... - They're great!
the face of the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery,
On which we used to rely?
Uh, who is this?
K-nine. K-nine.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
where we respect the rules of society.
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
BUT HELL HAS GAINED A SHITASS
Coming up, uncomfortable pause
you've all been waiting for?
- What? - My fame.
Here's a dollar! Stop talking like that!
Not just any beer.
Doing all sorts of Joe things
Sure.
If you hurry, you can still get yours in.
Webster's defines "class" as "a group of students
- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever.
I think we found our new mascot. Are you in, Peter?
I want you to autograph my stomach.
Pawtucket Patriot Truckers Blend.
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Good for you and your neighborhood.
- as the new mascot? - Yup, I'm the new Pawtucket Pat.
What are you doing?
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Please don't just throw them over.
He even recorded The Bite Album.
My voice is impervious to helium.
All right. Now, before we bring out Daughtry...
You know, part of me is glad Sarah met Henry,
By the way, Tony, I'm sorry your wife was shot
Sir, sir, sir, for a dollar, do you know who this is?