Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe we can sit in there.

your cellmate may be used as a floatation device.

Unless you're one of the 246 unruly souls who've been

Just a reminder, folks,

My name is Joel,

I promise, Marge. I won't let you down.

[snoring lightly]

But it seems like this plane is filled with

Hey, guys, you asked for it, I'm doing it.

so I jump-squatted a sweet aisle seat.

But flying is a modern miracle,

Let us not be pigs. Or mules.

Yo, travel trolls.

John Wick-style. Look.

we fly the No Fly List.

But on this flight,

"S" is for Sun Ra.

Well, it looks like the problem took care of itself.

It's all in the safety video.

[announcer] Should you choose to be unruly,

[muffled] He's pretty funny.

at your family's barbaric pig butchery?

She's raising us all on her own.

-So ordered. -Wait.

[passengers chuckling]

you're on the No Fly List

[video game noises]

[shrieks] Toilet Chef.

you were enticed by the thought of enjoying savory meats,

Yeah. Parents don't get to go into airplane mode, do we?

and let the FAA sort it out.

[indistinct shouting]

Here are some more of my terrible jokes.

Or I'll seatbelt you good.