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I gave you that ring last night. If you lost that ring...
you turn it around and nibble somewhere else.
"Live it up. " You got no feeling at all, Pop.
What'd she have to do that for, Pop, huh? What for?
- Well, I'll take the cheese board back. - I may as well take my toaster back.
- She had beautiful legs. - Skinny. Skinny legs.
How about that?
Well, me and your mama could never afford a honeymoon.
What a terrible thing to happen.
You just carry on, son. You got your whole life before you.
Me and your mama really celebrated that night. Went to Club Alabam.
take Lamont Grady Sanford to be your lawful wedded husband...
A couple of days at the ocean will really do you good, Pop.
- Some champagne. - Hey, son, I was just thinking.
Well, since they're not gonna be used, it's a shame to make 'em go to waste.
Come on, Pop. The taxi will be here any minute.
Okay, son.
So why don't you go there anyway? They got TV in the room.
- What do you mean by that? - You know what I mean.
My daughter is not going to marry you, you nobody.
Well, I don't want you or your presents in my house for another second!