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- That was real nice. - Yeah.
that you get laid out in this church, just like Mama.
as you do your own life until death do you part?
Last time you settled your stomach, it was so settled, you couldn't move.
I'm Lamont Sanford, a lousy junk dealer who's over 30.
Well, that's a fine thing to do...
- It's definitely off, huh? - You can bet your sweet...
Yeah, son, I know how you feel.
Here's some chopped liver.
- Two months? - So what?
How'd you like to spend a few days near the ocean?
Say, Pop, let's move back east. It'll help me forget.
That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking.
Sure looked good, your mama, layin' there with a new dress on.
- I called 'em an hour ago. - Get in there and call 'em again.
Everything goes wrong.
- What will you do with the toaster? - The what?
We're gonna get married, and we're gonna live with you...
- She made me look like a fool. - Forget about her.
Who gives this woman to be married to this man?
It doesn't even have the name on it. It says, "Help prevent forest fires. "
- Want me to answer it? - No. Have it framed...
- she'll get a mouthful from me. - Now, look, just forget about it.
in Central Avenue Baptist Church.