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Except when you try to steal a monkey from the zoo.
Oh. [chuckles]
I'm just saying that there are moments that can't be faked.
Yeah, she wouldn't make change.
No, he doesn't need a plan.
But if you're gonna have girls over, which, congratulations...
I can't believe you two actually came here.
was a trick?
Teddy is a Burns man, and he has finally found his thing.
My honesty and your man-made magic.
Go dust something.
That's the point.
Or a Ferris wheel, huh?
Do you really want to know, or do you want to just enjoy the magic?
If I hadn't kept a blanket in my truck,
Well said, Pop.
In exchange, you'll have to share a milkshake with her every so often.
and I've had a lot of dates end with a friendly handshake.
It was hot. Did you forget deodorant?
"I follow you on Instagram, Twitter, and secretly, on your way home."
Just kidding.
And next week, at Jeremy's roller-skating party,
Where am I gonna get one of those? That's my whole problem.
I'm thinking about it right now.
Do you know what blankets hide?
All right, I want to go with him.
"I drew your face on an apple, and then I ate it."
Your son is sending my daughter weird text messages.
"You two are the cutest couple. You're perfect for each other,"
[sighs]