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so I invited the guys over to share in my victory--
Now, couches are okay with a two-cushion buffer.
Thanks, Dad.
-Mm-hmm. -That's nice.
-What's that? -That's the 20 bucks we agreed on.
That's why I had to play all those tricks and lock it down.
Oh, my God.
and I was like, and I wrote this down so I'd remember it,
Look, but don't touch, hmm?
I soaked some bread in cough medicine.
Your fake magic, your trickery.
I paid her $10 to say we were a perfect couple.
Yeah, 20 bucks to do it,
He needs a woman to help him with this, Adam.
[door opens]
Me, Teddy. I'm a woman.
Fine.
Of course I do.
Wait, so you're not mad at me for paying that waitress anymore?
You can't manufacture magic. Women can always tell.
You're a legend. I heard you had a party--
If you want to come back to Team Dad, I got some ideas to figure this out.