Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, they probably hit traffic. I bet she slept with him.

You mean, I slept with a dead man last night?

You know, I abstained after Stan and I split up...

She backed over him with a combine and she didn't even know she had done it

I'm going to need some comforting myself.

A heart attack is crazy.

but he doesn't answer. He's dead.

He had a heart attack. It's not your fault.

if I don't, then he'll think I don't like him anymore, and I do.

- What? - Dead.

Honey, you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?

It's gonna be 98 degrees today. It won't be pretty.

- Oh, Dorothy, come on. - Shouldn't we get going, girls?

- Rose, go on. - Well, I can't.

I just don't want the others to know you're here.

- You're telling me Al is dead? - Yes.

I'm so glad... not that he's dead.

- No. - How can you not?

- Thank you. - And if he had to die,

sewing, gardening, tending the animals.

Don't they know we'll sleep with them anyway?

Puts me on hold, and then eats Doritos while he tells me my life is over.