Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is ridiculous! I mean, here we sit, calmly eating our bran flakes,
I mean, she's probably worried sick already.
Tell her you went to turn on the sprinklers
And if you threw a party
I promise you.
I've been holding it up for 80 years. You'd shake, too.
Well, honey, you've got to do it.
She said, "Funny, that looks like bits of Joe's plaid shirt...
He was so quiet. I just thought he was a sound sleeper.
I thought you were making love.
Well, I suppose I should go. I haven't had a date in three months,
You've been sleeping with my husband and he's just died.
an awful nightmare, just terrible.
Well... I'm off.
- I can't tell her where he died. - He died visiting.
- They won't know? - Never.
Everything's terrific. I was only joking!
and they showed that Al's arteries were completely clogged.
Look, Rose. You're gonna have to go tell her.
And the sheriff - I told him about me, how I kill men...
Yes, and she never remarried.
- Oh, is that new? - Yes.
- that I had to do something for you. - Oh, that wasn't necessary.
Every now and then they stick a corpse in on you.
It's OK. I'll get used to being alone.
and a highway patrolman said, "Pardon me, ma'am.
No, I don't want to kill anyone else.
- Rose... please. - I can't, Al.
- Al Beatty, from Boca Raton? - Yes.
And the card attached would say
He's not dead. I was just in there.
And it's all my fault!