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Yes, and she never remarried.
Well, I suppose I should go. I haven't had a date in three months,
and a highway patrolman said, "Pardon me, ma'am.
And if you threw a party
and they showed that Al's arteries were completely clogged.
an awful nightmare, just terrible.
Everything's terrific. I was only joking!
Every now and then they stick a corpse in on you.
And the sheriff - I told him about me, how I kill men...
- Oh, is that new? - Yes.
- Al Beatty, from Boca Raton? - Yes.
I've been holding it up for 80 years. You'd shake, too.
- They won't know? - Never.
- I can't tell her where he died. - He died visiting.
He's not dead. I was just in there.
It's OK. I'll get used to being alone.
Well, honey, you've got to do it.
I thought you were making love.
He was so quiet. I just thought he was a sound sleeper.
She said, "Funny, that looks like bits of Joe's plaid shirt...
- Rose... please. - I can't, Al.
Look, Rose. You're gonna have to go tell her.
Tell her you went to turn on the sprinklers
Well... I'm off.
This is ridiculous! I mean, here we sit, calmly eating our bran flakes,
I promise you.
- that I had to do something for you. - Oh, that wasn't necessary.
You've been sleeping with my husband and he's just died.
No, I don't want to kill anyone else.
And the card attached would say
I mean, she's probably worried sick already.
And it's all my fault!