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If you saw my brother-in-law, you'd know why.
- Who is it? - Mrs. Beatty.
They fall in my bra.
Invited everyone you knew
Come on, Rose. You'll sit and watch my dentures eat corn on the cob.
Mrs. Beatty, my late husband had a heart attack with me as well.
I understand.
"Thank you for being a friend"
That must have been some dream you were having last night.
- Dirty talk? - Well, not filth, for God's sake.
- He lied to her. - I don't know why they do that.
Let's talk inside.
All I have to do is talk forever.
Wishing You a very happy Birthday, Molly!! ~Puja
He lived on fatty foods. He'd have meat for dessert.
He said, "Let's see. Sleep with me."
Traveled down the road and back again
Come on, Rose, it'll be fun.
- What are you talking about? - I never heard such a racket.
- No. - Yes.
Like a mouse.
I want someone to come with me.
My phone's been ringing off the hook." I said, "Officer, what about my husband?"
- That's not bad. - Oh, Rose.
Rose!
And then after an eternity, he comes back on the line, eating chips.
Come on, he's sleeping. I don't want to wake him.
Oh, my God. What'll I say to her?
Honey, beware of anyone who says, "no calories," "absolutely no charge,"
and, "let's just lie down on the bed and watch television."
Well... here we are.
- Dirty talk? - Later.