Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Benny Haynes The Dog face boy
I say what you two need is a good talking to.
a chance to give the nicest Christmas gift he'll ever get
♪ You done me wrong ♪
Yeah, yeah. Like that nuclear scientist we just met out in the hall.
Sometimes I wish the wall had fallen on me.
No, not that old rug routine.
I’d bet my right boob on it
Surprise! What brings you here?
"She went to Smith??!!!" "She wouldn't know how to spell it!"
OK, Mr. Wallace. This way.
yeah sure decent I listen in on another phone!!
I got a job for you to do, if you think you can get one simple thing straight.
I sure wish it would happen to me
Since you saved my life, you decided you had the right to run it.
♪ Through the air they keep flying ♪
Well, it's all green out here.
gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth
♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪
Tell me, brainstorm, what do you think would be a novelty up here in Vermont?
♪ There were never such devoted sisters ♪
♪ You done me wrong ♪
in your act, it might be a big hit for you.
Kiss my foot Or have an Apple.
♪ And Lord help the sister ♪
Al, what's this gonna set us back?
You know something, you're off your nut about a mile and a half.
Job site is ready for inspection
or whether they just happen in Vermont...
Think Phil will be able to keep the old man away from the television set?
♪ The same in the rain or sun ♪
I sure wish it would happen to me!
I know exactly what I'm going to dream about tonight.
I wish it would happen to me
♪ Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
♪ Caring, sharing ♪
Wasn't there something you wanted to say to the girls?
♪ Before he gets away ♪ ♪ Make it Mandy and me ♪
Well, like any decent, self-respecting housekeeper,
Kim to Bud
- I... Yeah. Sure. - You take care of her.
Self-awareness ;)
What's it gonna do to his pride?
♪ Oh, those comical folks ♪
♪ Three meals a day, free ♪ ♪ For which you didn't pay ♪
- Hey, Novello. - Good evening, Mr. Wallace, Mr. Davis.
You sound just like a mother hen looking after a little chick.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I know. I've heard that...
It's a wonderful number, honey. Come on. Let's do it. Please, do it.
How to open mystery envelopes...
♪ Soon becomes romancing ♪
That's a good one!
- Let me help you down. - All right.
♪ Counting your blessings ♪
I've kind of written a little song, you see,
Will you send a cab out back, and I'll meet you in the dressing room?
- Thanks. Grab those, will you, Phil? - Here.
Well, there is. We're going to New York in the morning.
♪ Snow, snow ♪
- I'd say this calls for champagne. - I'll help you, Emma.
- Let's sit down. - Yeah, sit down.
Yeah, I'm all right, sir. It's just my arm, sir.
Well, I'm Betty, and this is my sister, Judy.
- 9:00. - Tell Emma about it.
- Wow! - Let's get hold of yourself. Come on.
Will you leave it to me? I've got a whole plan worked out.
♪ And with a spade of snow ♪
Yeah, then he woke up and nobody slept for 48 hours.
It's Betty!
♪ Even guys with two left feet ♪
No, I wouldn’t change a thing.
nobody connected with the show is getting anything out of it,
Never riff a riffer, son
- That's for amateurs. I use steam. - You're quite a pro.
You needn't sound so patronizing.
- OK, buster, get it out. Come on. - I don't seem to have any cash.
Well, must be wonderful up in Vermont this time of the year.
A Landlord
Or should she maybe change the style? A little more off the face?
- Where's Judy? - She's coming.
Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time.
Well, I guess all I can say is how much I...
You didn't say anything to Bob, did you?
♪ We'll stay with the old man ♪ ♪ Wherever he wants to stay ♪
How much is “wow”?
Some of you men are under the impression
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid we won't be able to use you.
♪ And we'll tell the kiddies ♪ ♪ We answered duty's call ♪
♪ Especially when he keeps us on the ball ♪
And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes,
is one of the most decent, unselfish things I've ever heard of.
♪ I'm dreaming ♪
Two tickets to New York. How much more to Vermont?
We've got to get some loot. We've got to take the show to Chicago.
It'd be a cinch. Begging your pardon, sir,
- Something sock, like... - Like Wallace and Davis.
They're sure gone.
- Maybe it's the music. - Maybe it isn't only the music.
How do you like that? Even little Judy there's got an angle going.
Speaking of families,
♪ You done me wrong ♪
♪ Caring, sharing ♪
♪ Instead of sheep ♪
- How do you do? - Mutual, I'm sure.