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How much is “wow”?
I’d bet my right boob on it
♪ Counting your blessings ♪
- Let me help you down. - All right.
Self-awareness ;)
Since you saved my life, you decided you had the right to run it.
Or should she maybe change the style? A little more off the face?
I wish it would happen to me
Will you send a cab out back, and I'll meet you in the dressing room?
- 9:00. - Tell Emma about it.
It's Betty!
♪ Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
We've got to get some loot. We've got to take the show to Chicago.
You needn't sound so patronizing.
No, not that old rug routine.
♪ You done me wrong ♪
Well, there is. We're going to New York in the morning.
♪ Even guys with two left feet ♪
A Landlord
Kiss my foot Or have an Apple.
How do you like that? Even little Judy there's got an angle going.
Well, it's all green out here.
- Hey, Novello. - Good evening, Mr. Wallace, Mr. Davis.
♪ And with a spade of snow ♪
Yeah, I'm all right, sir. It's just my arm, sir.
♪ Especially when he keeps us on the ball ♪
That's a good one!
Speaking of families,
♪ Instead of sheep ♪
♪ Snow, snow ♪
- Where's Judy? - She's coming.
Well, I'm Betty, and this is my sister, Judy.
Benny Haynes The Dog face boy
- Wow! - Let's get hold of yourself. Come on.
♪ We'll stay with the old man ♪ ♪ Wherever he wants to stay ♪
♪ You done me wrong ♪
♪ You done me wrong ♪
Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time.
They're sure gone.
Wasn't there something you wanted to say to the girls?
I know exactly what I'm going to dream about tonight.
♪ And Lord help the sister ♪
gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth
is one of the most decent, unselfish things I've ever heard of.
Surprise! What brings you here?
OK, Mr. Wallace. This way.
You didn't say anything to Bob, did you?
What's it gonna do to his pride?
- How do you do? - Mutual, I'm sure.
Will you leave it to me? I've got a whole plan worked out.
♪ Caring, sharing ♪
♪ Three meals a day, free ♪ ♪ For which you didn't pay ♪
I got a job for you to do, if you think you can get one simple thing straight.
Think Phil will be able to keep the old man away from the television set?
♪ I'm dreaming ♪
♪ Before he gets away ♪ ♪ Make it Mandy and me ♪
Some of you men are under the impression
Well, like any decent, self-respecting housekeeper,
Kim to Bud
You know something, you're off your nut about a mile and a half.
Never riff a riffer, son
I sure wish it would happen to me!
Job site is ready for inspection
- Let's sit down. - Yeah, sit down.
Tell me, brainstorm, what do you think would be a novelty up here in Vermont?
Sometimes I wish the wall had fallen on me.
in your act, it might be a big hit for you.
"She went to Smith??!!!" "She wouldn't know how to spell it!"
♪ Through the air they keep flying ♪
♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪
How to open mystery envelopes...
a chance to give the nicest Christmas gift he'll ever get
It'd be a cinch. Begging your pardon, sir,
I sure wish it would happen to me
And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes,
Al, what's this gonna set us back?
♪ And we'll tell the kiddies ♪ ♪ We answered duty's call ♪
- Something sock, like... - Like Wallace and Davis.
♪ There were never such devoted sisters ♪
- Yeah. - Yeah, I know. I've heard that...
Yeah, yeah. Like that nuclear scientist we just met out in the hall.
Two tickets to New York. How much more to Vermont?
Yeah, then he woke up and nobody slept for 48 hours.
Well, I guess all I can say is how much I...
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid we won't be able to use you.
It's a wonderful number, honey. Come on. Let's do it. Please, do it.
- I'd say this calls for champagne. - I'll help you, Emma.
♪ The same in the rain or sun ♪
nobody connected with the show is getting anything out of it,
- OK, buster, get it out. Come on. - I don't seem to have any cash.
or whether they just happen in Vermont...
- That's for amateurs. I use steam. - You're quite a pro.
- Maybe it's the music. - Maybe it isn't only the music.
You sound just like a mother hen looking after a little chick.
yeah sure decent I listen in on another phone!!
I say what you two need is a good talking to.
No, I wouldn’t change a thing.
- Thanks. Grab those, will you, Phil? - Here.
Well, must be wonderful up in Vermont this time of the year.
- I... Yeah. Sure. - You take care of her.
♪ Caring, sharing ♪
♪ Soon becomes romancing ♪
I've kind of written a little song, you see,
♪ Oh, those comical folks ♪