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Benny didn't write the letter, my sister did.
- Two tickets to New York. - It's still $97.24 though.
I'll come up there myself, bring the camera, the crew, the works.
- You know Doris? - Yeah.
Oh, well. OK, Dynamite, we'll give it whirl.
Yeah, but you got to drive it there. You've got to keep it flowing.
Well, what is this? You sleep well last night or what?
Yeah, it's too bad we're leaving town tonight.
- Is that all, Mr. Wallace? - Yes, that's all, Miss Haynes.
Texans waiting for fall… “there’s rain in em”
- I know I'm leaving them in good hands. - Thank you, General.
Fine, thank you. I have a table all ready for you, sir.
But, um, Judy has just agreed to...
- General, come quickly. - What's this?
♪ Oh, gee ♪
♪ From the start ♪
Yeah, well... That's all right, Captain.
- How's your coffee holding up? Yeah. - Warm it up a little.
♪ And we'll tell the kiddies ♪ ♪ We answered duty's call ♪
I have complete confidence in him.
Hi. OK.
She's a real slow mover.
I'll be all right!
Are you kidding? Pay off a chiseling rat like that?
♪ There's a lot to be said for the Army ♪
- How do you do? - Hi.
Must be beautiful this time of year in Pikeville, Bob. All that snow?
♪ If by chance their cheeks should meet ♪
and getting things back to where they were yesterday.
Every available space on this train is occupied.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
♪ We'll stay with the old man ♪ ♪ Wherever he wants to stay ♪
- They're getting along just fine. - And so quickly, too.
- Read it, son, slowly. - All right.
Thanks, General.
- Judy, go to sleep. - And some buttermilk.
- Bye. - May I?
- Pipe, slippers... All the best, boy. - Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Bob.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Where? - The Columbia Inn, Pine Tree, Vermont.
- Thanks, Ed, but that's not the idea. - Well, it's a great idea.
Don't go straggling all over the stage.
I wouldn't want you to feel any special obligation in any way.
♪ Love ♪
You look wonderful.
You know how shy he is, so modest and retiring.
♪ Who comes between me and my sister ♪
It explains everything.
they're young and they're ambitious. They're full of their own careers.
Folks, I have an announcement to make.
I want you to know something, Davis.
♪ And we'll tell the kiddies ♪ ♪ We answered duty's call ♪
- can I get to meet these young ladies? - Why, sure.
that Benny Haynes' sisters should have eyes... I mean, blue eyes.
♪ Isn't it a humdinger? ♪
I got some rights, too.
Captain, you could do one little tiny favor for me.
- Boy, girl, boy, girl. - Let's get over the... Hold this.
- Would you like to hear it? - Very much.
- Be there or I'll sue! - Here.
♪ Oh, Mr. Bones, that's terrible ♪
Maine should be beautiful this time of year . . . all that snow.
now let's chop the wood to size 345 x 899 CM 98 56 inches ok! (welder grinds!) (saw chops!) got it! now for the deck! tweak chop twist done! now coffee break time!
- "Dear Tom, why you dirty old..." - Skip that word.
It must be beautiful this time of year in Michigan, Bob, all that Sprawl
- This looks pretty bad. - Yeah, it's nothing but a scratch.
Well, I got a letter from Benny Haynes. They're his sisters.
Listen, Sheriff, I haven't got all night to wait here while you eat free food.
♪ When a certain gentleman ♪ ♪ Arrived from Rome ♪
It's hard to replace the really good ones!
♪ They'd make a thousand-dollarjob ♪ ♪ And give it to a jerk ♪
♪ So don't you linger ♪
♪ When Georgie Primrose used to sing ♪
I'll go and get something to eat. Not because I want something to eat,
getting whatever it is you've got left.
- It's a great, little angle, isn't it? - Brilliant.
♪ Those glistening houses ♪ ♪ That seem to be built of snow ♪
Well, this is great, just great.
♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪
Might not be bad at that, you know.
♪ Oh, what can you do ♪ ♪ With a general who retires? ♪
got me crazy. I don't know...
Sure, sure. Ed Harrison, television. Radio City, gee.
It's a funny thing Benny never told us there's so much talent in the family.
Remember, then, your objective is Pine Tree, Vermont.
♪ Mandy ♪
♪ And May All Your Christmases
♪ To see a minstrel show ♪
It's love all right, but she's deliberately putting up barriers.
You all right, Davis?
♪ Happen while you're dancing ♪
Well, even if it's only to you and me, it'll be well worth it.
But you're awfully available.
And if that wasn't enough,
Of course not. Nobody thinks that. Well, look, let me figure this out.
SNOW...SNOW...SNOW!!!
- For my own good? - Yeah. Let's face it, Bob,
What did you do with that? Leave it in your snood?
Rexburg should be beautiful this time of the year... ...with all the snow!
♪ Two different faces ♪ ♪ But in tight places ♪
Yeah, the whole show. Sets, costumes and all the cast you can round up.
but that wasn't really very realistic.
- Take it upstairs, Susan. - All right.
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
How much is wow? Right in between 'ouch' and 'boiiiinnnggg'
But there must be something. Should we both be blondes?
- Hi. - Hi. Hi. Fine.
that he's being replaced by a new commanding general
At ease, General.
I am not satisfied with the conduct of this division.
I'm well aware of Captain Wallace's capabilities.
Humidifier Life
Hello Gentlemen May I Take Your Order? i've got a plan
♪ When the war was over ♪ ♪ Why, there were jobs galore ♪
We did great, and I'm grateful.
Do your dirty work yourself!!
♪ I'm dreaming ♪
I mean, well, we both knew that someday one of us
Holy smoke, I'm really on the boil! I got the mail right here,
Look, I don't think I'm right for this song.
♪ Instead of dance ♪ ♪ It's choreography ♪
♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪