Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
I got a feeling you're gonna hate it.
Let's go.
♪ Just like the ones ♪
Do you remember Benny Haynes, the old mess sergeant?
That's a direction he's never taken in his entire life.
You ever hook up with the fellows in the horseshoe game?
Is that the weather forecast?
♪ Little old snowflakes ♪ ♪ Eskimo pie ♪
You're soft. You're sloppy.
Dressing room. Look, I'll tell you what.
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
- Where are you going? - Vermont.
And we wouldn't have to announce our engagement
♪ Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones ♪
and you might if Benny did. As simple as that.
♪ Chaps ♪ ♪ Who did taps ♪
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Break your arm, your ankle or your neck, but don't break anything valuable.
♪ Two different faces ♪ ♪ But in tight places ♪
- Two tickets to New York. - How much more to Vermont?
fresh out of the Pentagon.
♪ They fill his chest with medals ♪
We can dig him up a spot somewhere.
We're not commercializing on the old man's hard luck. No chance.
I have to think about it. Goodbye, Bob.
Keep it rocking, will you, fellows?
I wish you could. It would be awfully nice.
Let's see if I can get focused in here.
♪ Just count your blessings ♪
Just routine, sir.
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
- Isn't this nice? - Wonderful.
- Is that bad? - Not bad, but always expensive.
♪ That joke is old ♪ ♪ The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday ♪
- It's no trouble, honey. - I know, but Mr. Wallace already...
Well, honey, it was his idea. Now, will you please get going?
Ed, Ed, I know it's a long shot,
How do you like that? Even little Judy there's got an angle.
Mutual i'm sure
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, the Haynes Sisters.
It was your fault. If we get out of this...
Let me ask you a question.
Me, sir. It was my idea, sir.
♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪
Hot buttered rum, light on the butter, snow.
Attention!
- What's the matter with you? - No. I'm looking for the tickets.
- Don't be so modest. - Honey, fellas like that don't...
putting those knights up on white horses.
♪ Who comes between me and my man ♪
Gee whiz, Bob, I only did it for your own good.
You got your warrant, now arrest those girls.
♪ "Here comes the general" ♪
- Tickets? - The tickets.
Got a nice open-hearth job here with some Vermont logs burning briskly.
Bob Wallace and Phil Davis are out front to catch your act.
Yes, sir.
Your strategy's a little obvious. You don't really mind, do you?
You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?
♪ The Army wasn't really bad at all ♪
That always helps.
♪ It seems this country never has enjoyed ♪
Well, you've got this nice big empty ski lodge,
- He thought of it. - Well, it was a lovely thought.
- But I got a flash for you. - What?
I’ve got no squawks, no beefs.
- Don't you think we should discuss... - Let's say it with music.
- What's this? - A girl.
there's always lurking behind it a little angle for you.
Give me a nice clear tone. Let me hear it.
We just try to keep the "general" part quiet.
Snow snow snow
Well, I don't mind, if you don't.
We’re hear for the snow. Where are you keeping it? Well, we take it in during the day
you've been clumsily trying to entangle me with some female.
♪ Be white ♪
We've got to stay up here and dream up some way
♪ We think and we act as one ♪
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
Absolutely ideal
- New York? - But you just got here!
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I'm on KP.
Honey, you look beautiful tonight. He'll be crazy about you.
Busy Bodies Anonymous President of the Oregon chapter of busy bodies anonymous
- But, Mr. Davis, how will I stall... - Make up a story. Tell him anything.
Yeah? You remember Nanook of the North.
♪ I never saw the sun shining so bright ♪ ♪ Never saw things going so right ♪
I just dropped by to thank you for saving my life.
- Never thought I'd make it? - Yes, sir. Sir.
- Welcome home, Betty! - Hello, Emma.
- for Davis and Wallace. - Emma, that's a terrible thing to say.
I'm all right, sir. Probably just a small compound fracture, sir.
- Champagne? - Yeah, I think I will.
At least he won't for about an hour and a half.
♪ They're delighted that he came ♪
You're absolutely right. There's no Christmas in the Army, Captain.
She ate, and then we ate. She slept, and then we slept.
It's 34°!
- How do you figure that? - I'm not sure,
- No. Why? - Benny's got a job in Alaska.
Who'd have thought that of Benny? What a brother!
♪ When I was mustered out ♪ ♪ I thought without a doubt ♪
I want you to fall in single file on each side of the stage.
Isn't this awful? It's like taking money under false pretenses.
I’d bet my right boob on it
That's right, that's it. All right, keep it lively.
The snow-covered slopes, the skiing,
- Let's go visit the firemen. - Yes.
You didn't have to break up the act or run out of town,
but I finally got it squared away just the way you wanted it.
♪ As they slumber in their beds ♪
- I've applied for active duty. - Well, that's wonderful news, sir.
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
from Boston, Philadelphia and New York. Now, can you handle it OK?
- Well, at ease, Davis. - Yes, sir.
You may even learn how to march.
He probably figured
- Why don't people leave me alone... - Time, time, cut!
Of course, you know it means over $200,000 worth of free publicity
That is a shame, but we're leaving tomorrow, anyway.
The officers and the men under the command
♪ She certainly can ♪ ♪ Can-can ♪
♪ Heps ♪ ♪ Who did steps ♪
Captain Wallace, who's responsible
Well, they're gone. They're gone. I must have left them in my girdle.
♪ Sisters! ♪
- Didn't you know? - Just for the record,
well, its not good but its a reason.
Well, they deserve it. You got the tickets for New York?
What is this? The best two out of three?
Welcome to Columbia Inn. What sort of accommodations would you like?
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
I almost lose my life trying to catch a train. I know...
on one of those bleached chargers.