Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I almost lose my life trying to catch a train. I know...
♪ Just count your blessings ♪
♪ Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones ♪
Well, I don't mind, if you don't.
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
♪ They fill his chest with medals ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, the Haynes Sisters.
- How do you figure that? - I'm not sure,
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I'm on KP.
- Where are you going? - Vermont.
- Welcome home, Betty! - Hello, Emma.
We've got to stay up here and dream up some way
It's 34°!
Gee whiz, Bob, I only did it for your own good.
♪ When I was mustered out ♪ ♪ I thought without a doubt ♪
and you might if Benny did. As simple as that.
- What's this? - A girl.
You're absolutely right. There's no Christmas in the Army, Captain.
♪ Sisters! ♪
♪ The Army wasn't really bad at all ♪
♪ She certainly can ♪ ♪ Can-can ♪
Dressing room. Look, I'll tell you what.
♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪
You're soft. You're sloppy.
That's right, that's it. All right, keep it lively.
How do you like that? Even little Judy there's got an angle.
Ed, Ed, I know it's a long shot,
- But, Mr. Davis, how will I stall... - Make up a story. Tell him anything.
Let me ask you a question.
Give me a nice clear tone. Let me hear it.
♪ Little old snowflakes ♪ ♪ Eskimo pie ♪
That always helps.
Isn't this awful? It's like taking money under false pretenses.
Well, they're gone. They're gone. I must have left them in my girdle.
At least he won't for about an hour and a half.
Well, you've got this nice big empty ski lodge,
The snow-covered slopes, the skiing,
♪ It seems this country never has enjoyed ♪
Got a nice open-hearth job here with some Vermont logs burning briskly.
I have to think about it. Goodbye, Bob.
♪ I never saw the sun shining so bright ♪ ♪ Never saw things going so right ♪
Is that the weather forecast?
putting those knights up on white horses.
- Let's go visit the firemen. - Yes.
- Don't you think we should discuss... - Let's say it with music.
Me, sir. It was my idea, sir.
Keep it rocking, will you, fellows?
fresh out of the Pentagon.
♪ That joke is old ♪ ♪ The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday ♪
Bob Wallace and Phil Davis are out front to catch your act.
She ate, and then we ate. She slept, and then we slept.
Of course, you know it means over $200,000 worth of free publicity
Honey, you look beautiful tonight. He'll be crazy about you.
I got a feeling you're gonna hate it.
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
Snow snow snow
Welcome to Columbia Inn. What sort of accommodations would you like?
Mutual i'm sure
Well, honey, it was his idea. Now, will you please get going?
We can dig him up a spot somewhere.
- It's no trouble, honey. - I know, but Mr. Wallace already...
- But I got a flash for you. - What?
on one of those bleached chargers.
- He thought of it. - Well, it was a lovely thought.
- Didn't you know? - Just for the record,
- Two tickets to New York. - How much more to Vermont?
You ever hook up with the fellows in the horseshoe game?
And we wouldn't have to announce our engagement
The officers and the men under the command
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
♪ Two different faces ♪ ♪ But in tight places ♪
- What's the matter with you? - No. I'm looking for the tickets.
♪ They're delighted that he came ♪
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
Yes, sir.
there's always lurking behind it a little angle for you.
but I finally got it squared away just the way you wanted it.
It was your fault. If we get out of this...
- Don't be so modest. - Honey, fellas like that don't...
- New York? - But you just got here!
Let's see if I can get focused in here.
He probably figured
- for Davis and Wallace. - Emma, that's a terrible thing to say.
- Is that bad? - Not bad, but always expensive.
We just try to keep the "general" part quiet.
♪ "Here comes the general" ♪
♪ Be white ♪
- Well, at ease, Davis. - Yes, sir.
- I've applied for active duty. - Well, that's wonderful news, sir.
You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?
We’re hear for the snow. Where are you keeping it? Well, we take it in during the day
♪ Just like the ones ♪
Your strategy's a little obvious. You don't really mind, do you?
Let's go.
♪ Who comes between me and my man ♪
I wish you could. It would be awfully nice.
You got your warrant, now arrest those girls.
Attention!
I just dropped by to thank you for saving my life.
Busy Bodies Anonymous President of the Oregon chapter of busy bodies anonymous
We're not commercializing on the old man's hard luck. No chance.
I want you to fall in single file on each side of the stage.
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
What is this? The best two out of three?
♪ Chaps ♪ ♪ Who did taps ♪
Who'd have thought that of Benny? What a brother!
That's a direction he's never taken in his entire life.
Well, they deserve it. You got the tickets for New York?
Absolutely ideal
you've been clumsily trying to entangle me with some female.
I'm all right, sir. Probably just a small compound fracture, sir.
Hot buttered rum, light on the butter, snow.
from Boston, Philadelphia and New York. Now, can you handle it OK?
- Isn't this nice? - Wonderful.
You may even learn how to march.
Captain Wallace, who's responsible
- Why don't people leave me alone... - Time, time, cut!
I’ve got no squawks, no beefs.
Do you remember Benny Haynes, the old mess sergeant?
- No. Why? - Benny's got a job in Alaska.
I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
Yeah? You remember Nanook of the North.
♪ Heps ♪ ♪ Who did steps ♪
well, its not good but its a reason.
Just routine, sir.
You didn't have to break up the act or run out of town,
That is a shame, but we're leaving tomorrow, anyway.
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
Break your arm, your ankle or your neck, but don't break anything valuable.
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
- Never thought I'd make it? - Yes, sir. Sir.
I’d bet my right boob on it
- Champagne? - Yeah, I think I will.
♪ We think and we act as one ♪
- Tickets? - The tickets.
♪ As they slumber in their beds ♪