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Let's not do the number we rehearsed this afternoon.
Hold this just a minute.
Why? We have a floor, haven't we?
Plenty of schmaltz, lots of heart.
Goodbye.
- Me? - Well, you're not exactly Superman,
♪ But after months and months ♪ ♪ Of tough civilian life ♪
- Listen to me... - No! You listen to me.
Well, I think you'd send one at a time then, in that case.
♪ Yes, Mr. Love ♪
- I mean, what's in it for you? - Forty-five minutes all to myself.
I don't know.
Those are cumulus clouds, elevation 7,000 feet.
- Lookit here! - Isn't this great?
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪ ♪ And pants to pants ♪
♪ Aren't tapping anymore ♪ ♪ They're doing choreography ♪
♪ The next day someone hollers ♪ ♪ When he comes into view ♪
I miss the theater!
having some laughs.
yeah sure decent
You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters
'Cause we really had a slam-bang finish cooked up for him.
OK, Bob. You can depend on me. Let's see, break the arm...
All right, let's keep it going. That's good.
so that the little chick could...
Hold your fire, men. I'm coming through.
- The sheriff? - What's up? What's the trouble?
Makes a fellow feel a little shaky to hold up there all alone
You ought to consider yourself plenty lucky.
♪ The best things ♪
- Dick. - Yes, honey.
Let’s just say we are doing it for a pal in the Army
- Hi, Susie. - Hi, Betty.
Yeah, I do too.
♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪
Grandpa, the battery's dead on the Jeep. It's stuck...
Mr. Wallace, how can we ever thank you?
The theatre, the theate
♪ Didn't get anywhere ♪
and I think there's a letter for you, General.
♪ Snow, I long to clear a path ♪
♪ And you'll fall asleep ♪
- Don't put your weight on it. - No, no, no, sir.
- I'm off my nut a mile and a half. - At least.
You needn't try to sound like you felt very unsure. I needn't let you use any very unsure words.
I’m well aware Of captain Wallace’s capabilities
We use them like guinea pigs.
When I feel guilty for laughing
Hurry up now. You haven't got much time to get ready.
- Absolutely ideal." Didn't we? - Ideal.
I didn't agree. It was his idea.
Hey, Johnny, get the kids for a dress rehearsal, will you?
What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.
And that's the same as being lonely and miserable, except it's worse.
We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
♪ When my bankroll is getting small ♪
and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up
Very beautiful. Just what we need.
- Hey! Hey, you! - The sheriff!
- Certainly, Mr. Wallace. - Thanks.
And, yeah, we'll put the old boy on himself,
Texans waiting for fall… “There’s rain in those clouds, I’m sure of it”
Vermont? Who cares? Who's going to Vermont?
Well, we've got to give the girls five or ten minutes' start.
You know something, you're off your nut about a mile and a half.
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
You kids get down to the station and hop on a train.
It just shows you how foolish people can be.
Judy, next time, will you talk to me first
- Sir. - At ease.
That's today. I've a feeling by tomorrow it'll warm up just fine.
How terrible could it be for a few days?
BREAKING NEWS: UK couple arrested for singing racist song.
people don't expect a major general to carry firewood.
♪ My one love affair ♪
♪ - No white Christmas with no snow ♪ ♪ - No snow ♪
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
you'd have to pay $6.60 or even $8.80 to see
I want to think about it.
- I mean, I'm not exactly repulsive. - Of course not.
No, no, no, no. I can't make it. I'm gonna be very busy here.
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
I mean, sir, it's Christmas Eve, sir, and...
That sounds very Vermont-y.
Well, you're not exactly Superman
♪ Counting my blessings ♪
♪ And I fall asleep ♪
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? EVEN LITTLE JUDY THERE'S GOT AN ANGLE
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THOSE CLOUDS, AND THERE'S SNOW IN THEM.
No. No, I'm a little too young for that sort of thing.
I guess I've always been kind of a silly schoolgirl.
He'll have you standing inspection night and day.
♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪
Not interested in getting married, settling down, raising a family.
- I just don't understand it. - Ask Cisco here.
Keep a nice straight line when you go out there.
That sergeant will be a private in the morning.
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
♪ I write ♪
You'll have those men turned out on the double.
between "ouch" and "boing"
Can't replace the good ones
♪ Let me sing a funny song ♪
♪ If we let him make a fee ♪
Tickets. Wait a minute. Here, take these. Now, get going. Come on.
Well, then, let's just skip all this. I certainly wouldn't want to interfere
Well, we figured since we had a chance to rehearse,
♪ The Army was the place to find romance ♪
Should be a very good show tonight.
Look, Betty, I've got no time for games today.
wanting to settle down and raising a family.
- His idea? Are you sure? - Yeah.
I mean, when you've got an entertainer, sir,
Play Blue Skies. Anything.
Well, OK, Al, do the best you can. Good luck.
Yeah, Emma drafted me for a few chores.
Phil, let me tell you something.
Absolutely Ideal
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
♪ Happen while you dance ♪
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
with the business plans of the great Wallace and Davis.
- But Betty... - I said I'm not hungry.
I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane