Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I miss the theater!
Not interested in getting married, settling down, raising a family.
so that the little chick could...
- I mean, I'm not exactly repulsive. - Of course not.
- Hi, Susie. - Hi, Betty.
♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
♪ The best things ♪
♪ I write ♪
We use them like guinea pigs.
♪ Didn't get anywhere ♪
Phil, let me tell you something.
♪ But after months and months ♪ ♪ Of tough civilian life ♪
The theatre, the theate
- I'm off my nut a mile and a half. - At least.
Why? We have a floor, haven't we?
- Absolutely ideal." Didn't we? - Ideal.
♪ And I fall asleep ♪
That sergeant will be a private in the morning.
between "ouch" and "boing"
♪ When my bankroll is getting small ♪
Yeah, Emma drafted me for a few chores.
No. No, I'm a little too young for that sort of thing.
Well, then, let's just skip all this. I certainly wouldn't want to interfere
And, yeah, we'll put the old boy on himself,
Makes a fellow feel a little shaky to hold up there all alone
Hurry up now. You haven't got much time to get ready.
That sounds very Vermont-y.
- I mean, what's in it for you? - Forty-five minutes all to myself.
Mr. Wallace, how can we ever thank you?
Should be a very good show tonight.
Texans waiting for fall… “There’s rain in those clouds, I’m sure of it”
BREAKING NEWS: UK couple arrested for singing racist song.
♪ Happen while you dance ♪
Hold your fire, men. I'm coming through.
- Hey! Hey, you! - The sheriff!
having some laughs.
Well, you're not exactly Superman
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
♪ Yes, Mr. Love ♪
♪ The next day someone hollers ♪ ♪ When he comes into view ♪
♪ Aren't tapping anymore ♪ ♪ They're doing choreography ♪
I guess I've always been kind of a silly schoolgirl.
Tickets. Wait a minute. Here, take these. Now, get going. Come on.
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
and I think there's a letter for you, General.
with the business plans of the great Wallace and Davis.
Well, we figured since we had a chance to rehearse,
He'll have you standing inspection night and day.
♪ If we let him make a fee ♪
yeah sure decent
Very beautiful. Just what we need.
Keep a nice straight line when you go out there.
- Sir. - At ease.
What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.
And that's the same as being lonely and miserable, except it's worse.
♪ Snow, I long to clear a path ♪
I didn't agree. It was his idea.
Those are cumulus clouds, elevation 7,000 feet.
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
I mean, when you've got an entertainer, sir,
Grandpa, the battery's dead on the Jeep. It's stuck...
Let’s just say we are doing it for a pal in the Army
Judy, next time, will you talk to me first
All right, let's keep it going. That's good.
- Listen to me... - No! You listen to me.
No, no, no, no. I can't make it. I'm gonna be very busy here.
♪ The Army was the place to find romance ♪
- Don't put your weight on it. - No, no, no, sir.
It just shows you how foolish people can be.
you'd have to pay $6.60 or even $8.80 to see
I want to think about it.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? EVEN LITTLE JUDY THERE'S GOT AN ANGLE
♪ And you'll fall asleep ♪
Yeah, I do too.
We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
Goodbye.
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
people don't expect a major general to carry firewood.
I’m well aware Of captain Wallace’s capabilities
When I feel guilty for laughing
You ought to consider yourself plenty lucky.
That's today. I've a feeling by tomorrow it'll warm up just fine.
Hold this just a minute.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
- Me? - Well, you're not exactly Superman,
I mean, sir, it's Christmas Eve, sir, and...
Can't replace the good ones
Well, OK, Al, do the best you can. Good luck.
♪ My one love affair ♪
- Lookit here! - Isn't this great?
'Cause we really had a slam-bang finish cooked up for him.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THOSE CLOUDS, AND THERE'S SNOW IN THEM.
- The sheriff? - What's up? What's the trouble?
wanting to settle down and raising a family.
Well, we've got to give the girls five or ten minutes' start.
Plenty of schmaltz, lots of heart.
How terrible could it be for a few days?
You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
♪ Let me sing a funny song ♪
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪ ♪ And pants to pants ♪
You needn't try to sound like you felt very unsure. I needn't let you use any very unsure words.
OK, Bob. You can depend on me. Let's see, break the arm...
Vermont? Who cares? Who's going to Vermont?
You'll have those men turned out on the double.
- His idea? Are you sure? - Yeah.
Well, I think you'd send one at a time then, in that case.
Absolutely Ideal
♪ - No white Christmas with no snow ♪ ♪ - No snow ♪
- I just don't understand it. - Ask Cisco here.
Play Blue Skies. Anything.
♪ Counting my blessings ♪
and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up
- Dick. - Yes, honey.
You kids get down to the station and hop on a train.
Let's not do the number we rehearsed this afternoon.
- Certainly, Mr. Wallace. - Thanks.
I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane
I don't know.
You know something, you're off your nut about a mile and a half.
- But Betty... - I said I'm not hungry.
♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪
Look, Betty, I've got no time for games today.
Hey, Johnny, get the kids for a dress rehearsal, will you?