Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It'll make you sleep like a baby. - Thank you.

for the fellows who live in the New England area, but remember this,

we were too shy to take advantage of an old Army friendship to call...

It's probably just a small internal muscular hemorrhage, sir.

I didn't say it. Bob Wallace said it. I just heard him.

I mean, what's in it for you? 45 minutes, all to myself.

They're sorry about it now, and Judy wants you to come back.

- Anything else? - Yeah. I wish I'd thought of it first.

- Edna, the light of my life! - Bob?

♪ Three meals a day ♪ ♪ For which you didn't pay ♪

Now, you're talking. If we could get something really big.

Me? You crazy? I saw you put them in your pocket.

Someday, the right girl is gonna come along,

Let's run through the Abraham number. Watch the tempo on the last part.

The wardrobe trunk's in the hall.

- What do you suggest? - I don't know.

♪ We advise to live and love ♪ ♪ And honor and obey ♪

Emma, I'll make my own decisions.

- This is warmer than Florida. - Where's the beach?

♪ That was told ♪

Gee, they'll go wild. Nicest Christmas present anybody ever had.

but sexy, sexy.

Well, little chick needs plenty of looking after.

nothing at all. Except what we're offering you,

♪ For dancing ♪

because Judy and Phil's engagement was phony.

somewhere between ouch and boing

Talent, experience... One that's witty...

- How do you do? - Mutual, I'm sure.

but because if I don't get something to eat, you won't go to sleep.

They must have grass-covered igloos up here.

♪ Like a duck that is dying ♪

But there must be enough guys in New England alone

He's pretty funny in living rooms, kind of has a fair voice, you know, and I...

- How much is "wow"? - We got a big job, buster, a big job.

and if I find those two Haynes sisters there, I'm gonna take them by the hair

It's incredible!

Your railroad tickets, sir. Drawing Room A, Car 207.

Bob, would you like to dance?

- Now, what is it? - Do you really want to know?

♪ If we let him make a fee ♪

I don't seem to have them. Maybe you've got them, Bob.

- Goodbye. - ...but I didn't mean... Betty.

♪ And they all say, "General who?" ♪

♪ And bright ♪

I got an idea they may try to palm off one of those desk jobs on me,

There's certainly nothing for you to feel guilty about.

What I'm trying to say is I don't feel like doing this song.

These men are moving up tonight, General Waverly.

Oh, no. You're not gonna start again with that life-saving bit.

A few years more, I was saying to Edie the other evening,

♪ Long as he stays away ♪ ♪ From the battle's fray ♪

General Waverly!

♪ You planned a romance ♪ ♪ That just hadn't a chance ♪

Well, he could have written from Alaska.

- Anything on your mind? - Just restless.

Well, a little rough for the holiday traffic,

Everybody gets an extra week's pay and you get a bonus, Al.

♪ Gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪

Sure, sure, it's all right. I'm fine.

you can just feel free now to go ahead and do it.

Bob. All right, Bob, the girls are in jam. We'll have to help them.

I mean, what’s in it for you? Forty-five minutes all to myself.

I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water

♪ Just count your blessings ♪

Are you crazy? We'll be taking a bow down at the jailhouse. Come on.

BREAKING NEWS: UK couple arrested for racist song.

I dream about a tall cool blonde. Sort of a first sacker type, you know.

Albert, did you get the notice drawn up?

Private Davis, sir.

♪ With crazy words that roll along ♪

You know something, for about three months now,

Christianas and the stemming and the platzing and the schussing.

- Claims he's got them. - Come on now.

Everybody's got an angle.

Look, Bob, I still don't know too much

Hi, Betty. Have you seen Bob?

how could you do such a thing?

I was just after a little something for a sweet tooth.

Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Pikeville, Bob. All That Snow?

There's a minister handy

- Well, I guess we laid an egg. - An egg?

you know, the forgotten-man angle. Tear their hearts out.

I kept watching you and Bob last night.

Ideal. We looked at this big ski lodge and we said, "Isn't it ideal?

I'm holding out for a training command or something overseas.

- Well, I'll drink to that. - Be my guest.

Job site is ready for inspection. Welcome Mr. President

- Oh, that's too bad - But not at all

You'd better go. You're keeping Mr. Harrison.

I just happen to have it with me right here.

You aren't gonna stay either, are you?

I can offer you a fairly wide choice. Any room in the inn, including mine.

♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪

- I'll have you court-martialed. - Susan. You're not obliged to go.

♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪

SNOW Snow Snow Snow

♪ And you'll fall asleep ♪

Betty, that was Bob. He's waiting to rehearse in the dining room.

Great change of pace, just what we need.

- Judy! - Leave the kid alone.

- What's back all this, anyway? - Nothing. Only your happiness.

- Guilty on both counts, I guess. - Isn't this nice?

I expect a letter from Washington any day now.

He's tough, just what this sIoppy outfit needs.

I always love sleeping on trains.

Well, I suppose it ought to be someone that I know.

Hot Buttered Rum, Light On The Butter... Snooow

♪ To hear sleigh bells ♪

- Yes, sir. - Are you hurt?

you'd look at me with those great big cow eyes of yours,

I don't know how I get mixed up in these things.

I think what you're doing for the general

- No angle? - No angle.

Private first class, sir.

...but Judy has just agreed to...

- Don't stop for anything. Bye. - Bye, Phil.