Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
- All that snow. - That's what I just said.
We could do our old nightclub act, fit the girls in here and there.
Well, if the girls are leaving, I'll just get the luggage here.
Certainly too bad General Waverly couldn't have been here
Seems they were trying to figure out some way
Sure, I know about that, but on Christmas Eve
Who do you figure on for the other hunk of dynamite?
♪ In the minstrel days we miss ♪
Now, if I have ham and cheese on rye like that,
- Well, sir, as a matter of fact... - It was me, sir.
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
you wouldn't take away my nice warm bed
Well, I mean that she just asked me...
Watch your space. Don't get far apart. Everybody the same distance. That's it.
How much is “wow”?
of Major General Tom Waverly. I hope a lot of you guys were listening,
I know it's murder asking you to leave your homes on Christmas Eve,
General Waverly, we want you to know that you needn't feel obligated.
Let's not make a whole big mish-mosh out of it.
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
talking to payroll if you think you can get one simple thing straight.
Well, sir, I mean that if you were in New York, sir,
♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪ ♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
♪ Those who've seen us ♪
Wonderful. Could you come up for a couple of days?
Car for Columbia Inn this way.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
- Good evening, Mr. Wallace. - Marcel, how are you?
Snow
and he's gonna tell you about it in his own special way.
Very brave parents, I guess.
- you and Rita have been throwing at me. - There've been some nice girls, too.
Betty and Bob, yeah.
Tell me what you want to dream about, I'll know what to give you.
You know the bit, the lady fair and the knight on the white horse.
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
I want you to step right out, just Iike you used to.
No, honey, I'm not hungry.
Why do I listen to you? Give me one good reason.
♪ There's a lot to be said for the Army ♪
Come on, Phil.
What is it? What is it? Did you fall down the stairs?
She'll never get involved with anyone until I'm married
I promise. Good luck.
- They're likely to slip off, you know. - I think mine's here to stay.
She'll never leave the roost until I'm taken care of.
a train on which we had tickets.
But a janitor!
- How about me? - Well, I do a single, you see.
♪ You didn't do right by me ♪
There's a lot of sense in what you say, and I have to admit it.
of the caliber of Captain Wallace, sir...
Job site is ready for inspection Sorry about the leaks Mr. President
Isn't that true? I say, isn't that true?
♪ That would stop the show ♪ ♪ In days that used to be ♪
I mean, well, if there's anything special you want to do,
- Tickets. Yeah. - Yes.
♪ - Of snow ♪ ♪ - Snow ♪
No, General, this is a private war. Don't do anything.
Listen, keep this under your hat, will you?
Our tickets aren't good until tomorrow.
dont Kiss the foot kiss kiss the apple ai shoes
Katie, don't forget your Snood this year!
♪ Uniforms for winter, spring and fall ♪
You've hammered, drove, pushed, shoved.
I mean, you shouldn't mix fairytales with liverwurst and buttermilk.
of a certain Vermont innkeeper, you needn't be.
Are you interested in families or children
Sergeant, take me to headquarters immediately.
- That's us. Let's go. - Yeah.
♪ That's not the way to stop a dog ♪ ♪ From biting you on Monday ♪
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
- He's advancing into bankruptcy. - How deep's he in here?
Emma, couldn't you talk him into letting us work for half salary?
Let's set up the next number.
Yeah, well, let's think about it over a sandwich, kid. I'm starving to death.
- You're gonna settle down, buster? - Yeah.
- Open up! Come on. Open up. - You've done it again.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
We're not fooling each other.
Well, I told you, I don't expect any gratitude.
♪ How would you bring the thing about? ♪
Hey wait a minute! How much is this going to cost?!
From that day on, I haven't had one minute I could call my own.
Here, grab the cow,
- Here, Phil. - We can't.
- Of course, it's got to be a man. - That's an absolute must.
about show business and guinea pigs,
♪ When you hold a girl in your arms ♪ ♪ That you've never held before ♪
♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪
- I'm sure it's a great... - Bob? Phil?
- Well, it was a life worth saving, sir. - Well, I appreciate it.
you get me involved with a sheriff.
♪ Snow ♪
The kid played a percentage, it worked and we're here.
- How did you sleep? - Like a baby.
It's a little too fast, sir. If we just slow down a little bit, sir.
Don't you want to sit down?
- People that is, not pigs. - Well, go ahead, if you want to.
I can't understand what's wrong with me.
why we should spend our last two hours in Florida
- Susan. - Hello.
Of course you are. Lays great for you. Come on, now, let's try it.
Of course, you've got plenty of time to be amusing,
I'll call the traffic manager.
Wallace and Davis want to wish you A very happy birthday.
♪ Soon becomes romancing ♪
I won't tell the general, you do it your own way,
There were never Such Devoted Sisters
We haven't had snow since Thanksgiving. Sixty-eight yesterday.
That is, she just said...
See you later.
♪ Soldiers and WACs ♪ ♪ The WACs who dressed in slacks ♪
We are. I mean, we should. It'll do us a lot of good, Bob,
I got a feeling I'm not gonna like it.
- It'll come to you, sir. - Just takes time.
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
♪ Wasn't smart ♪
Theater
♪ With their riddles and jokes ♪
An announcement, and I want you all to be the first to know.
and let me spend the night out here in a drafty old club car.
♪ If by chance their cheeks should meet ♪ ♪ While dancing ♪
Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the Army.
It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?