Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪
talking to payroll if you think you can get one simple thing straight.
♪ Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
No, General, this is a private war. Don't do anything.
Are you interested in families or children
Who do you figure on for the other hunk of dynamite?
What is it? What is it? Did you fall down the stairs?
you get me involved with a sheriff.
- Here, Phil. - We can't.
♪ There's a lot to be said for the Army ♪
♪ That would stop the show ♪ ♪ In days that used to be ♪
Katie, don't forget your Snood this year!
I got a feeling I'm not gonna like it.
♪ Snow ♪
Of course, you've got plenty of time to be amusing,
- Of course, it's got to be a man. - That's an absolute must.
♪ With their riddles and jokes ♪
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
- Open up! Come on. Open up. - You've done it again.
There's a lot of sense in what you say, and I have to admit it.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
There were never Such Devoted Sisters
Hey wait a minute! How much is this going to cost?!
General Waverly, we want you to know that you needn't feel obligated.
Sergeant, take me to headquarters immediately.
- You're gonna settle down, buster? - Yeah.
you wouldn't take away my nice warm bed
- How did you sleep? - Like a baby.
I mean, well, if there's anything special you want to do,
Watch your space. Don't get far apart. Everybody the same distance. That's it.
Wonderful. Could you come up for a couple of days?
Come on, Phil.
That is, she just said...
The kid played a percentage, it worked and we're here.
Now, if I have ham and cheese on rye like that,
Wallace and Davis want to wish you A very happy birthday.
I mean, you shouldn't mix fairytales with liverwurst and buttermilk.
a train on which we had tickets.
It's a little too fast, sir. If we just slow down a little bit, sir.
♪ Uniforms for winter, spring and fall ♪
- I'm sure it's a great... - Bob? Phil?
♪ That's not the way to stop a dog ♪ ♪ From biting you on Monday ♪
♪ You didn't do right by me ♪
- All that snow. - That's what I just said.
Let's not make a whole big mish-mosh out of it.
dont Kiss the foot kiss kiss the apple ai shoes
We could do our old nightclub act, fit the girls in here and there.
Of course you are. Lays great for you. Come on, now, let's try it.
Well, sir, I mean that if you were in New York, sir,
- you and Rita have been throwing at me. - There've been some nice girls, too.
about show business and guinea pigs,
♪ Wasn't smart ♪
♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪ ♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
Snow
I promise. Good luck.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the Army.
why we should spend our last two hours in Florida
Betty and Bob, yeah.
of the caliber of Captain Wallace, sir...
of a certain Vermont innkeeper, you needn't be.
Yeah, well, let's think about it over a sandwich, kid. I'm starving to death.
I can't understand what's wrong with me.
You've hammered, drove, pushed, shoved.
Theater
♪ - Of snow ♪ ♪ - Snow ♪
Well, if the girls are leaving, I'll just get the luggage here.
Sure, I know about that, but on Christmas Eve
Car for Columbia Inn this way.
An announcement, and I want you all to be the first to know.
and let me spend the night out here in a drafty old club car.
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
♪ Those who've seen us ♪
of Major General Tom Waverly. I hope a lot of you guys were listening,
- Tickets. Yeah. - Yes.
- Susan. - Hello.
- How about me? - Well, I do a single, you see.
- They're likely to slip off, you know. - I think mine's here to stay.
Why do I listen to you? Give me one good reason.
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
♪ If by chance their cheeks should meet ♪ ♪ While dancing ♪
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
She'll never get involved with anyone until I'm married
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
- That's us. Let's go. - Yeah.
Emma, couldn't you talk him into letting us work for half salary?
and he's gonna tell you about it in his own special way.
Listen, keep this under your hat, will you?
I won't tell the general, you do it your own way,
It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?
I'll call the traffic manager.
We are. I mean, we should. It'll do us a lot of good, Bob,
- Good evening, Mr. Wallace. - Marcel, how are you?
Isn't that true? I say, isn't that true?
Seems they were trying to figure out some way
I know it's murder asking you to leave your homes on Christmas Eve,
- Well, sir, as a matter of fact... - It was me, sir.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
♪ How would you bring the thing about? ♪
- He's advancing into bankruptcy. - How deep's he in here?
Tell me what you want to dream about, I'll know what to give you.
- It'll come to you, sir. - Just takes time.
She'll never leave the roost until I'm taken care of.
But a janitor!
♪ Soldiers and WACs ♪ ♪ The WACs who dressed in slacks ♪
I want you to step right out, just Iike you used to.
How much is “wow”?
Don't you want to sit down?
Our tickets aren't good until tomorrow.
See you later.
You know the bit, the lady fair and the knight on the white horse.
No, honey, I'm not hungry.
Well, I mean that she just asked me...
Certainly too bad General Waverly couldn't have been here
- Well, it was a life worth saving, sir. - Well, I appreciate it.
♪ When you hold a girl in your arms ♪ ♪ That you've never held before ♪
Here, grab the cow,
♪ In the minstrel days we miss ♪
We're not fooling each other.
Job site is ready for inspection Sorry about the leaks Mr. President
- People that is, not pigs. - Well, go ahead, if you want to.
We haven't had snow since Thanksgiving. Sixty-eight yesterday.
Let's set up the next number.
From that day on, I haven't had one minute I could call my own.
Well, I told you, I don't expect any gratitude.
♪ Soon becomes romancing ♪
Very brave parents, I guess.