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Oh, man, I wasn't about to turn this down.
♪ And if my song can start you laughing ♪ ♪ I'm happy, happy ♪
Emma?
- Then he worked it out? - Beautifully.
Gosh, I Hope I Can Take The Electric Blanket Back."
What is this, the best two out of three?
I know it did, but I just...
After boot camp, I'll be like ...
- It's a sister act. - We don't need any sister act.
Troops are ready for inspection, sir!
♪ Jolson, Hope and Benny all for free ♪
Well, you're wrong. Neckties will be worn in this area.
Should be beautiful this time of the year in Vermont,
but I think you'll find the price is right.
- Your strategy's a little obvious. - You don't really mind, do you?
That's funny, Bob. I never heard you open up like that before.
- We're booked for the holidays. - Vermont?
and, well, it was just wonderful of you.
Keep the candles up. Keep them way up high.
- Thanks, Phil. - General.
- We're the Haynes Sisters. - Your floor show.
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Good, but remember, strictly off the record.
we might as well do our rehearsing up here.
♪ And all you had to do was pick the age ♪ ♪ The weight, the size ♪
And you do find me gay, amusing, good company, fun to be with?
♪ Go to sleep ♪
He sunk everything, his pension, his life savings,
Yes, sir!
We'll go right over to the station from Novello's
× "It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Cleveland , Bob. All That Snow?"
Hey! Merry Christmas!
You rehearse the number. I'll put the call in, Bob.
What's the matter? A bad key for you?
where, at this very moment, two...
He's in my office with a warrant to arrest both of you.
♪ Nothing but blue skies ♪ ♪ Blue skies do I see ♪
♪ How I'm longing to ski ♪
We should have brought our bathing suits.
We're not here as guests. We're the Haynes Sisters.
That's sure good to know.
Whatever acts we can't get, we fill in with the Haynes Sisters.
and I thought perhaps when we get back to the States,
No, no, sir. If you'll just walk me around the barn a few times,
♪ Nothing but bluebirds, bluebirds ♪ ♪ All day long ♪
You girls go and pack. Bob and I'll take care of this.
How does it sound?
By the way, the water's fine. Why don't you take a little plunge?
♪ Who comes between me and my man ♪
♪ There were never such devoted sisters ♪
Honey, I got a flash right back for you. She's in there with the champ.
♪ When you're in love ♪ ♪ My, my, how they fly ♪
How much is "wow"? Right in between "ouch" and "BOIIIIING."
Don't just stand there. How do I get off?
You'll get a nice tan.
What I'm trying to say is that Judy and I are engaged.
♪ You didn't do right by me ♪
That's a good one!
♪ Who comes between me and my sister ♪
Now, let me see. $97.24.
♪ I thought that I was then ♪ ♪ The happiest of men ♪
especially when you don't know what you're talking about.
♪ Bluebirds ♪ ♪ Singing a song ♪
You weren't any good as privates.
hot buttered rum, light on the butter
Yeah, because I'm a lonely, miserable, unhappy man.
Excuse me.
- How about those big brown eyes? - No, they're blue.
Blue.
Nobody signed a contract.
- They look well together, don't they? - Yes.
Too bad you and Mr. Davis couldn't get a little rest.
I have the... No, it's...
- I sure wish it would happen to me! - Yeah, I do, too!
- or things like that, Miss Haynes? - Yes, I suppose so.
♪ It's not a day to linger ♪
Everybody has an angle.
- Bring the tickets when they come. - Yes, sir.
Looks like you're on active duty.
He won't think it's some kind of an angle?
♪ He should have attended to the sick ♪ ♪ And let the well alone ♪
♪ Snow ♪
lay the cast off, and business is bad...
and eventually you find out things you wish you hadn't.
Sure, but I feel the same way about my cocker spaniel.
Forty-five minutes going to be enough?
Why, certainly. No sand or yellow jackets buzzing around.
I'm gonna have you face the general. When I give you the command to march,
Pushing, Pushing...
Yeah, it's a good idea, buster. If you don't mind, I'll lead off.
It's gotta be a man... That's an absolute must.
Tickets for a drawing room with two nice, warm, soft comfortable beds,
♪ May your days be merry ♪
You've got her confused enough already.
♪ Gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
♪ That's a joke ♪
Gentlemen, either you have tickets or you haven't tickets.
Well, don't just stand there. Aren't you going to kiss the bride?
Maybe you'd sleep better if you had something to eat.
♪ While dancing ♪
♪ I'll soon be there with snow ♪
Where are you gonna find such a super man?
So we don't get a whole division.
- you just pick up a phone. - Thank you, sir.
all about how you're playing Santa Claus to the old man, you know.
Gosh, I hope I can take the electric blanket back.
- I understand he did. - Good.
♪ I think of when I had none at all ♪
I love the idea of doing something for the old man.
I just heard Bob fix it with Ed Harrison. It's a big deal.
I can't help feeling this is a tactical error.
Mr. Wallace was just saying how remarkable it was
Benny didn't want to take advantage of an old Army friendship.
That's right.
of getting people to come into this place.
Judy?
♪ May your days be merry ♪
♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪