Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because you're a miserable, lonely, unhappy man.

♪ For the GI Josephs ♪ ♪ Who were in the war ♪

But he didn't, did he?

It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?

♪ With every Christmas card ♪

How did you know?

Last time I looked. But who are they gonna sing to?

♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪

How could you be stupid enough to try a stunt like this?

Hey, we're a smash. Let's take a bow.

- Are you worried? - Kind of.

Well, we have this show. Now, we have to close down for the holidays,

- The television Ed Harrison? - That's the fellow, yeah.

Now, that didn't hurt too much, did it?

Phony engagements and messing around with people's lives.

- All right, girls, five minutes. - Thank you.

Apparently, there's quite a bit about show business I don't understand.

♪ I'm back on the shelf ♪ ♪ And I'm blaming myself ♪

"Be there or I'll sue."

Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.

♪ And it's not so hard to understand ♪

Mr. Wallace, do you have any suggestions for the act?

- all that snow and everything. - Yeah, yeah, beautiful.

You'll be able to do all the schussing and the platzing and everything, see?

- Put your weight on it. - My weight. Right here, sir.

♪ Where the treetops glisten ♪

♪ Here's a ring for your finger ♪

♪ I think about a nursery ♪

♪ Who's got a job for a general ♪

If I weren't such a mean old biddy, I'd break right down and cry.

The theater, the theater

Don't you think putting the show on will do it?

I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water,

Is there any chance that you could go through a musical number?

What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.

but daylight's beginning to glimmer.

"Oh, well. Some people have all the luck.

♪ Be white ♪

♪ All kinds of weather ♪ ♪ We stick together ♪

Hey, wait a minute. What's this gonna cost?

When you’re unhappy, im unhappy

I can't help feeling this is a tactical error.

And you're Phil Davis, and you're Mr. Wallace.

♪ Long as he stays away ♪ ♪ From the battle's fray ♪

- I don't like your whole inferences. - I've got no squawks, no beefs.

You'll find the Vermont smorgasbord very good, General.

- She's in love. - If that's love, somebody goofed.

Or whether they, uh, just happen in Vermont...

So you know something? You still haven't eaten anything.

One of our favorite lines from White Christmas!

- Where do you got that? - Under the underwear.

Bob, it wouldn't be too hard to

♪ Right into a great big well ♪

That's not a very nice Christmas present, is it,

I'm going to New York and try and square it with Betty.

Well, it'll only be... Wait a minute, there's their music.

♪ Who comes between me and my sister ♪

Yeah, we wanted the mother hen to leave the roost,

Maybe she can help you. But the big thing is

I'll fix it later. I don't want to miss the Ed Harrison Show.

- All right? Wait till tonight... - It was sensational!

You know, I have a theory about that, too.

♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪

- Good night, Judy. - Good night.

you were brought here tonight under false pretenses.

Surely you knew that everybody's got a little larceny operating in them.

♪ Lord help the mister ♪

♪ Instead of sheep ♪

Not as flashy as Toots Shor's probably,

Honey, we'll get them to you. Would you please go? The taxi is coming.

- Was there a telegram for me? - What?

I don't know what he's up to, but he's got that

- Please, Gramps. - Absolutely not.

- You get it? - Thank you.

- Club car's straight ahead. - OK.

- I'm sorry, I have a date. - What about tomorrow?

♪ May your days be merry ♪

I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children.

My dear partner, when what's left of you

No. Bob wouldn't be involved in a thing like that. I'm sure you're wrong.

♪ Especially when he keeps us on the ball ♪

till after the parade's passed him by.

How are you gonna get a whole division up here by Christmas Eve?

Wallace and Davis are flat, you know.

for holding a show in this advanced area?

How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?

I don't weigh very much.

- I'm going back in the Army. - Really?

My housekeeper, Miss Emma Allen. My granddaughter, Susan Waverly.

♪ For dancing soon becomes romancing ♪

Without So Much As A "Kiss My Foot" Or "Have An Apple!"

"Nobody Signed A Contract."

- Yes, I really want to know. - All right, I'll really tell you.

mother hen's gonna stick pretty close to the coop.

- Judy. - No, no,

What's this all about, Captain?

♪ They all get a job ♪ ♪ But a general no one hires ♪

- She didn't mean anything by it... - You don't have to apologize.

♪ When he stops being a general? ♪

♪ Mandy ♪ ♪ There's a minister handy ♪

Gay, charming, attractive... Witty, gay, charming, oh sure.

- Hey, Davis, how you feeling? - Pretty good, Captain.

♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪

Right in between "ouch" and "boing"

I guess you know by now

This is a great big, fat plug for the show.

The old man's moving toward the rear.

- This is it. - Isn't this great?

♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪

Witty, gay, charming, sure, sure.