Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I have a theory about that, too.

Hey, we're a smash. Let's take a bow.

- All right, girls, five minutes. - Thank you.

You'll find the Vermont smorgasbord very good, General.

That's not a very nice Christmas present, is it,

♪ Lord help the mister ♪

♪ All kinds of weather ♪ ♪ We stick together ♪

Don't you think putting the show on will do it?

- You get it? - Thank you.

♪ Who's got a job for a general ♪

What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.

Maybe she can help you. But the big thing is

♪ And it's not so hard to understand ♪

Without So Much As A "Kiss My Foot" Or "Have An Apple!"

I can't help feeling this is a tactical error.

♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪

One of our favorite lines from White Christmas!

- Hey, Davis, how you feeling? - Pretty good, Captain.

Now, that didn't hurt too much, did it?

I'm going to New York and try and square it with Betty.

Hey, wait a minute. What's this gonna cost?

♪ Who comes between me and my sister ♪

I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water,

Apparently, there's quite a bit about show business I don't understand.

I'll fix it later. I don't want to miss the Ed Harrison Show.

I don't know what he's up to, but he's got that

♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪

"Oh, well. Some people have all the luck.

you were brought here tonight under false pretenses.

Last time I looked. But who are they gonna sing to?

I don't weigh very much.

♪ I think about a nursery ♪

♪ May your days be merry ♪

- All right? Wait till tonight... - It was sensational!

♪ Instead of sheep ♪

Wallace and Davis are flat, you know.

"Nobody Signed A Contract."

"Be there or I'll sue."

When you’re unhappy, im unhappy

♪ They all get a job ♪ ♪ But a general no one hires ♪

♪ Especially when he keeps us on the ball ♪

Witty, gay, charming, sure, sure.

♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪

♪ Mandy ♪ ♪ There's a minister handy ♪

- Put your weight on it. - My weight. Right here, sir.

♪ Be white ♪

- I'm going back in the Army. - Really?

I guess you know by now

♪ Long as he stays away ♪ ♪ From the battle's fray ♪

How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?

- She's in love. - If that's love, somebody goofed.

Right in between "ouch" and "boing"

The old man's moving toward the rear.

- Where do you got that? - Under the underwear.

- She didn't mean anything by it... - You don't have to apologize.

for holding a show in this advanced area?

- Yes, I really want to know. - All right, I'll really tell you.

Gay, charming, attractive... Witty, gay, charming, oh sure.

Well, we have this show. Now, we have to close down for the holidays,

Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.

Or whether they, uh, just happen in Vermont...

You'll be able to do all the schussing and the platzing and everything, see?

What's this all about, Captain?

- The television Ed Harrison? - That's the fellow, yeah.

mother hen's gonna stick pretty close to the coop.

Well, it'll only be... Wait a minute, there's their music.

How did you know?

Yeah, we wanted the mother hen to leave the roost,

♪ Right into a great big well ♪

My dear partner, when what's left of you

- all that snow and everything. - Yeah, yeah, beautiful.

♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪

- Good night, Judy. - Good night.

This is a great big, fat plug for the show.

The theater, the theater

♪ When he stops being a general? ♪

Phony engagements and messing around with people's lives.

- Judy. - No, no,

Because you're a miserable, lonely, unhappy man.

Honey, we'll get them to you. Would you please go? The taxi is coming.

Not as flashy as Toots Shor's probably,

- Was there a telegram for me? - What?

Mr. Wallace, do you have any suggestions for the act?

My housekeeper, Miss Emma Allen. My granddaughter, Susan Waverly.

Bob, it wouldn't be too hard to

but daylight's beginning to glimmer.

♪ With every Christmas card ♪

Surely you knew that everybody's got a little larceny operating in them.

How could you be stupid enough to try a stunt like this?

♪ For the GI Josephs ♪ ♪ Who were in the war ♪

- I'm sorry, I have a date. - What about tomorrow?

till after the parade's passed him by.

How are you gonna get a whole division up here by Christmas Eve?

Is there any chance that you could go through a musical number?

♪ Here's a ring for your finger ♪

It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?

- Please, Gramps. - Absolutely not.

So you know something? You still haven't eaten anything.

♪ For dancing soon becomes romancing ♪

But he didn't, did he?

No. Bob wouldn't be involved in a thing like that. I'm sure you're wrong.

♪ I'm back on the shelf ♪ ♪ And I'm blaming myself ♪

And you're Phil Davis, and you're Mr. Wallace.

- I don't like your whole inferences. - I've got no squawks, no beefs.

If I weren't such a mean old biddy, I'd break right down and cry.

- This is it. - Isn't this great?

- Are you worried? - Kind of.

I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children.

- Club car's straight ahead. - OK.

♪ Where the treetops glisten ♪