Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hot buttered rum

Okay, buster, get it out. Come on. Uh... I don't seem to have any cash.

- Television? - Right from here, on Christmas Eve.

I'd rather not discuss last night, if you don't mind.

We've got a drawing room.

Look, it would only be temporary?

- Wallace and Davis? - They got a letter from your brother.

I mean, what's in it for you? Forty-five minutes, all to myself.

"Certainly was a surprise hearing from you.

- Mr. Wallace has been expecting you. - Thank you very much.

First you, and then you, and then you again.

I'll go on down to New York, and if I can swing it, I'll get on his show

♪ And Lord help the sister ♪

Boy, you've mixed things up beautifully, you have.

And I picked up the handbills for the new show.

but in case you and Phil are worried about the welfare

He always was a good-looking kid.

♪ But they can't recall his name ♪

- Look at an act? - Some other time, I hope?

- That's funny. Are you sure? - I should've known.

♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪

What are you screaming about?

"Well, I Heard Something About Sandwiches And Buttermilk."

All I want to do is go on your show and make a little pitch. OK?

- Well... - It's real nice.

It took 15,000 men to take my place.

Yeah, deep blue.

Now begins The saga of papa’s arm

♪ I used to know ♪

♪ I write ♪

and make a pitch to the guys myself. What do you think of it?

- What will I tell Judy? - I don't know.

♪ Who had winter and snow in his heart ♪

AREN'T TAPPING ANYMORE THEY'RE DOING OSTEOPATHY

Just happen to have a slam-bang finish, sir.

I sure wish it would happen to me! Yeah, I do too.

- I mean, since there's no snow... - Nonsense. We've made a contract.

- We're practically strangers. - We'd like to take care of that, too.

I know we always said we'd never break up the act,

- Try me. - OK.

And I can't stall him much longer.

♪ I wish I was back in the Army now ♪

There ought to be something we can do about it.

- Where are they? - In our dressing room.

Real schmaltz, I think they called it.

- How much is "wow"? - Right in between "ouch" and "boing."

Yeah, well, I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed overnight.

♪ It won't be long ♪ ♪ Before we'll all be there with... ♪

and its effect on children's teeth.

When I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply.

Here, grab the cow.

♪ A million handsome guys ♪ ♪ With longing in their eyes ♪

Job site is ready for inspection. Welcome Mr. President

♪ Mr. Bones feels rattling ♪

We've paid for our tickets twice, and now we've got to sit up all night.

The tab! How much?

♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪

BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL

♪ And may all your Christmases ♪

Now, are you gonna sing this song or not?

♪ My one love affair ♪

Hey, listen, men, when I give you the signal,

The fir trees, the clean pine air.

Hey, whatever happened to paying the $200?

Because it's good business. You can't leave everything up to fate.

♪ While he's across the foam ♪

♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪

♪ There's a minister handy ♪

♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪

Turkey, I dream about a brunette. A little on the scatback side,

Well, you sold me. I'll go.

But you might get yourself in an awful jam. Why should you?

♪ I think of when I had none at all ♪

Like Eddy told you, that song is for the 151st Division.

♪ When they stop wining and dining him ♪

♪ And bright ♪

How do you do? Mutual I'm sure.

He's telling me that they can't use me. No place for me.

you're up here in the wilderness. There's nobody around here.

Please, sir, don't bother. If you'll just heIp me back to the bungaIow,

♪ And children listen ♪

Your amusing letter was appreciated more than you imagine.

Put your bags backstage.

and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate a moment,

We hope to find the snow here.

How much is “wow” Right between “ouch” and “boinnng”

♪ I'm dreaming ♪

A real Christmas Eve show,

Let me ask you something. Why don't we pay the fellow the $200?

"Absolutely ideal!" "Ideal!"

And if you don't give him everything you've got,

The Theater.... BREAK A LEG, HANNAH!

- She gave it to Grandpa at the station. - At the station?

Stowe Stowe Stowe Stowe

why yes, it is!

♪ I'd pawn my overcoat and vest ♪

- That's swell, Ed. Listen... - I got a cab waiting. We're late.

.......but Clare O'Gara is!!!!!!!!

♪ Every little thing that we are wearing ♪

Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".

point at that phony arm, and I'd melt and go along!

and you can watch the television.

Yes. Isn't he lucky?

BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL

♪ With every Christmas card ♪

Come on, Bob, I think this will work.

What do you...?

Anything else? Yeah. I wish I'd thought of it first.

- Yes, sir. Show lays off tonight. - Good boy.

♪ Chicks ♪ ♪ Who did kicks ♪

- Yeah. - I'm gonna be on about 9:00.

♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪

to get him back up there again for you.

- Well, keep punching, will you? - OK.

- Talent, experience... - One that's witty,

- Oh, man, nix, nix. - Isn't that amazing?

Imagine a girl in show business today,

I was so busy with other things, I must have sounded like an idiot...

from the old man's outfit to fill a town this size.

I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane

It's always that she's been a kind of a mother hen...