Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ With every Christmas card ♪

♪ When they stop wining and dining him ♪

you're up here in the wilderness. There's nobody around here.

Yes. Isn't he lucky?

♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪

♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪

"Well, I Heard Something About Sandwiches And Buttermilk."

♪ A million handsome guys ♪ ♪ With longing in their eyes ♪

BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL

First you, and then you, and then you again.

and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate a moment,

It's always that she's been a kind of a mother hen...

- Try me. - OK.

I sure wish it would happen to me! Yeah, I do too.

Stowe Stowe Stowe Stowe

Turkey, I dream about a brunette. A little on the scatback side,

Anything else? Yeah. I wish I'd thought of it first.

We hope to find the snow here.

Like Eddy told you, that song is for the 151st Division.

Imagine a girl in show business today,

♪ But they can't recall his name ♪

♪ I think of when I had none at all ♪

What do you...?

and make a pitch to the guys myself. What do you think of it?

♪ Chicks ♪ ♪ Who did kicks ♪

♪ And Lord help the sister ♪

♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪

Hot buttered rum

♪ And children listen ♪

♪ While he's across the foam ♪

What are you screaming about?

.......but Clare O'Gara is!!!!!!!!

I know we always said we'd never break up the act,

♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪

- Look at an act? - Some other time, I hope?

♪ I write ♪

♪ Every little thing that we are wearing ♪

Please, sir, don't bother. If you'll just heIp me back to the bungaIow,

and its effect on children's teeth.

It took 15,000 men to take my place.

Let me ask you something. Why don't we pay the fellow the $200?

When I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply.

- Mr. Wallace has been expecting you. - Thank you very much.

♪ My one love affair ♪

Here, grab the cow.

We've paid for our tickets twice, and now we've got to sit up all night.

- That's funny. Are you sure? - I should've known.

to get him back up there again for you.

Now, are you gonna sing this song or not?

Hey, whatever happened to paying the $200?

♪ I used to know ♪

- Wallace and Davis? - They got a letter from your brother.

- We're practically strangers. - We'd like to take care of that, too.

- That's swell, Ed. Listen... - I got a cab waiting. We're late.

"Certainly was a surprise hearing from you.

I'd rather not discuss last night, if you don't mind.

Well, you sold me. I'll go.

- Television? - Right from here, on Christmas Eve.

Hey, listen, men, when I give you the signal,

♪ And bright ♪

Now begins The saga of papa’s arm

- What will I tell Judy? - I don't know.

Just happen to have a slam-bang finish, sir.

why yes, it is!

- Well, keep punching, will you? - OK.

I was so busy with other things, I must have sounded like an idiot...

Put your bags backstage.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed overnight.

- She gave it to Grandpa at the station. - At the station?

Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".

Boy, you've mixed things up beautifully, you have.

♪ And may all your Christmases ♪

♪ Who had winter and snow in his heart ♪

All I want to do is go on your show and make a little pitch. OK?

And I can't stall him much longer.

Your amusing letter was appreciated more than you imagine.

"Absolutely ideal!" "Ideal!"

Come on, Bob, I think this will work.

How much is “wow” Right between “ouch” and “boinnng”

Real schmaltz, I think they called it.

♪ There's a minister handy ♪

Okay, buster, get it out. Come on. Uh... I don't seem to have any cash.

but in case you and Phil are worried about the welfare

He's telling me that they can't use me. No place for me.

- Yes, sir. Show lays off tonight. - Good boy.

The tab! How much?

A real Christmas Eve show,

We've got a drawing room.

I mean, what's in it for you? Forty-five minutes, all to myself.

The fir trees, the clean pine air.

point at that phony arm, and I'd melt and go along!

I'll go on down to New York, and if I can swing it, I'll get on his show

AREN'T TAPPING ANYMORE THEY'RE DOING OSTEOPATHY

- Well... - It's real nice.

How do you do? Mutual I'm sure.

The Theater.... BREAK A LEG, HANNAH!

- Oh, man, nix, nix. - Isn't that amazing?

♪ I'd pawn my overcoat and vest ♪

♪ It won't be long ♪ ♪ Before we'll all be there with... ♪

BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL

Job site is ready for inspection. Welcome Mr. President

But you might get yourself in an awful jam. Why should you?

- How much is "wow"? - Right in between "ouch" and "boing."

I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane

♪ I wish I was back in the Army now ♪

♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪

♪ I'm dreaming ♪

He always was a good-looking kid.

And I picked up the handbills for the new show.

Yeah, deep blue.

Because it's good business. You can't leave everything up to fate.

There ought to be something we can do about it.

- I mean, since there's no snow... - Nonsense. We've made a contract.

And if you don't give him everything you've got,

Look, it would only be temporary?

- Talent, experience... - One that's witty,

from the old man's outfit to fill a town this size.

♪ Mr. Bones feels rattling ♪

and you can watch the television.

- Where are they? - In our dressing room.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna be on about 9:00.