Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you know, this invincible titan.
Are you kidding?! Everything is wrong with that!
Not yet. Our relationship hasn't gotten to that point.
There I found several prescription medications,
how I picture Greek mythology's legendary Cyclops.
You know, I am pretty sure
Freshmen 15s in the house.
Or at least check your baggage
I broke the cardinal rule of teaching...
Ugh, I know, it's like a show choir hate crime.
What is it?
that it's about working together and using this lesson
♪ Is that everything is just... ♪
It's just... I've been really worried,
♪ Time and again ♪
we learned this week
You can't sing, you can't dance,
then it has to be Jagged Little Pill,
♪ And the other one is hailing a taxicab ♪
If we're gonna do a break-up album,
for whatever reason.
First musical lesson, "Jagged Little Tapestry."
in the nicest way.
It's about combining... I think what Kurt is trying to say is
But mostly Katy Perry and show tunes.
I'm gonna have surgery to have my breasts removed,
♪ I feel the Earth move under my feet ♪
And you know why?
I once told a guy I had three vaginas,
Aren't jelly beans more traditional?
♪ What it all comes down to ♪
Shannon, you and I need to have a frank discussion
somebody just pooped in your hand.
'cause when I pictured you two having sex,
♪ Oh, it's too late ♪
♪ Oh, darling ♪
and get mad at xylophones.
I don't hate being a woman,
♪ What it all comes down to, my friends ♪
- I'm morally outraged. - Thank you. I gained five pounds max.
Maybe he got tired of watching you
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Will you still love me ♪
♪ Doesn't help to know ♪
Because you didn't have you to throw to.
I know I screwed up.
Quinn, can I talk to you for a sec?
Shannon, just stop stammering.
I'm serious, I mean...
♪ To brighten up even your darkest night ♪
You know, I sort of suspected
But I have the perfect mash-up idea
This is when I campaigned against fracking
You know, give it variety, complexity.
Kurt, I took what you said to heart,
Isn't he dreamy, Coach?
and our inner Alanises...
how you feel you are on the inside.
Are you, uh...
Listen, I-I can't just fire somebody for yelling.