Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Goddamn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream.

Ike let’s go the school

- Hello, Eric. - Hi, Mom.

- Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo? - No. Leave me alone, Mom.

Well I’m not fat I’m big boned

You're right. Come on, Stan. We have to get Cartman.

South Park (Bowderlized Version) Original: That fat bitch won’t let us. What did you say? Bowderlized: Rabbits eat lettuce. They certainly do.

Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Dude, what does the note say?

Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

Would you get down to business so we can find Ike?

There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back.

Well, I was standing out in a field.

Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

What's a dildo, Catnap?

Stop farting fire now EDDIE MORA 9300

I want my Salisbury steak.

That's the third cow this month.

- Bean casserole or vegetable medley. - Kick ass.

- I think you should ask Mr. Hat. - Mr. Hat, may I please be excused?

Come on children why are you so bad? It Salisbury steak day

“Well, that does sound pretty good.”

How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?

- Yes, I have to go now. - Really, Kyle?

- You're all I have left. - Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy.

You cows have no business on a people train, all right? You're cows.

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- I had a crazy nightmare last night. - Really? What about?

Hey, wait. When do I get to make sweet love?

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

All you have to do is fart and the visitors are sure to come.

Hey, You Scrawny-Assed Shit! What The Fuck Is Wrong With You! You Must Be Kind Of Shit! To Be Ignore A Crying Child! Whoa, Dude! You Know What You Shit Like? You Like to Fuck. And (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep).

I drink a whole Slurpee, and I really have to go now. Where do you expect me to pull over? Do you want to go on a bush?