Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you get down to business so we can find Ike?

I want my Salisbury steak.

That's the third cow this month.

Ike let’s go the school

I drink a whole Slurpee, and I really have to go now. Where do you expect me to pull over? Do you want to go on a bush?

Dude, what does the note say?

- You're all I have left. - Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!

- Bean casserole or vegetable medley. - Kick ass.

Stop farting fire now EDDIE MORA 9300

South Park (Bowderlized Version) Original: That fat bitch won’t let us. What did you say? Bowderlized: Rabbits eat lettuce. They certainly do.

Hey, wait. When do I get to make sweet love?

- I think you should ask Mr. Hat. - Mr. Hat, may I please be excused?

What's a dildo, Catnap?

Hey, You Scrawny-Assed Shit! What The Fuck Is Wrong With You! You Must Be Kind Of Shit! To Be Ignore A Crying Child! Whoa, Dude! You Know What You Shit Like? You Like to Fuck. And (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep) and (bleep).

- I had a crazy nightmare last night. - Really? What about?

There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back.

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You cows have no business on a people train, all right? You're cows.

Well I’m not fat I’m big boned

All you have to do is fart and the visitors are sure to come.

How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?

Come on children why are you so bad? It Salisbury steak day

“Well, that does sound pretty good.”

- Yes, I have to go now. - Really, Kyle?

Well, I was standing out in a field.

Goddamn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream.

- Hello, Eric. - Hi, Mom.

- Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo? - No. Leave me alone, Mom.

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

You're right. Come on, Stan. We have to get Cartman.

Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.