Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have to go home without him, and my parents will kill me.
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
- Let's play at the bus stop. - I can't, Mom says...
If I don't get out of school and get Ike back...
People been saying they've seen UFOs around.
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
- Whoa, maybe you can kiss her. - Or slip her the tongue.
Guys, shut up. I'm not under alien control.
South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 2010-10-15
Kick Baby
The reason this episode is old Scratch's favorite...
- Damn it! - Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you.
Damn it! My little sister's trying to follow me to school again.
They were real. Sorry about your ass.
- Why you walking so funny? - Shut up!
You are doomed our aliens species!
You scrawny-assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you? I didn't mean to disturb the princess... You know what scrawny-assed SHIPS I didn't mean to disturb the princess...
...is because it's the only episode we animated all by ourselves.
No, Ike, go home.
I had this satellite dish sticking out of my butt...
Oh my god the killed Kenny You bastards!
What's that?
Guys, Sigma meals skibidi slicers
Windlifter Lascia la Prateria
...when all of a sudden, this bright blue light filled the room.
I am not under alien control!
Well, that does sound pretty good.
- Kyle, look, it's them. - Give me back my brother!
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.
And now our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus.
Sure, you guys, whatever.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ike, you can't come to school with me.
What the hell are you doing in school eating salisbury strak??
Killer. Thanks, Chef.
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
For several months, we were locked into a cold, dark, little room...
Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot."
Tell us about this episode.