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Sure, you guys, whatever.
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
- Damn it! - Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you.
Ike, you can't come to school with me.
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.
Guys, shut up. I'm not under alien control.
Guys, Sigma meals skibidi slicers
Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot."
...is because it's the only episode we animated all by ourselves.
You scrawny-assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you? I didn't mean to disturb the princess... You know what scrawny-assed SHIPS I didn't mean to disturb the princess...
You are doomed our aliens species!
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
Well, that does sound pretty good.
Windlifter Lascia la Prateria
I am not under alien control!
Killer. Thanks, Chef.
And now our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus.
Kick Baby
Tell us about this episode.
- Why you walking so funny? - Shut up!
- Let's play at the bus stop. - I can't, Mom says...
People been saying they've seen UFOs around.
Oh my god the killed Kenny You bastards!
Damn it! My little sister's trying to follow me to school again.
What's that?
I had this satellite dish sticking out of my butt...
South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 2010-10-15
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What the hell are you doing in school eating salisbury strak??
- Whoa, maybe you can kiss her. - Or slip her the tongue.
No, Ike, go home.
If I don't get out of school and get Ike back...
The reason this episode is old Scratch's favorite...
...when all of a sudden, this bright blue light filled the room.
They were real. Sorry about your ass.
For several months, we were locked into a cold, dark, little room...
I have to go home without him, and my parents will kill me.
- Kyle, look, it's them. - Give me back my brother!