Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's some kind of symbiotic metamorphosis device.
The following message is transmitted from the request of the United States government.
Oh, boy, the aliens are going to make first contact.
Ike, do your impreession of Larry Scott's Career!
Pitek’s being a dildo
Hey You Scrawny Ass
- They're are real. - They abduct people and mutilate cows.
You want some cheesy puffs too? Yeah I want cheesy poofs!
I found someone who could make me laugh, even when I felt like crying.
Hey You Scrawny Ass French
- Mom? - Yes, hon?
What did you say?!
First contact with the alien visitors. I've gotta get myself ready.
Tell us a little about yourselves.
- But I don't want to spend time... - Don't be difficult!
Vistors Took Kyle’s Baby Brother! What!?
Visitors took kyle’s baby brother! Wut?! (PLATE SHATTERS)
IKE LETS GO TO SCHOOL WITH ME
red
- Bad. - Why bad?
Oh my god they killed Kenny! You bastards!
Guys, Kitty is being a long furby fam
You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared, up there all alone. Help me.
Guys, kid watching mr incredible becoming uncanny all stars Chuck E butter, shut yo mouth
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.
If anybody calls or visits, I'm not here, okay?
I don't know.
- I have to get home. - Don't be such a fraidy cat.
As UFO sightings increase...
Mice, want milky milk and butthead nintendo switch off the simpsons yarn oh Despicable mora boi
Hey, Cartman.
...more mysterious crop-circle patterns are appearing in fields.
...either going in or coming out of my ass?